I used dis, I use dat
While dem no get any laptop
Continue to dey lie

condomuser:
Vagina fluid.
Aka OMI Obo, mmiri otu.

Ha haba u no get respect o

LionDeLeo:
Although, whenever I buy a laptop, a soft cloth almost the size of the screen is attached as part of the accessories, I usually lose the cloth few days later.

I simply clean the laptop with a damped woolly cloth, any effect?

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dipson8701:

laptop 4 sale 08167042120

Bro, did my post in any way suggest I'm in search of laptop to buy?

Conc. H2SO4 + Conc. HClO4

Some people no get joy for this country.

Soft white cloth ,cleaning gently

get an alcohol like Chelsea Gin or Try Distill water if u are too poor to buy the two visit ur neighbour house and take part of his AC water that drip to the floor u can thank me later any liquid with zero salt does the trick

SeniorZato:
I no get laptop

lol [color=#990000][/color]

Engine oil works

SuperSuave:
you mean you do the dab dance like this while cleaning the screen?

hahahahaha. Bomb dry Ur head.

I use vacuum cleaner. Jokes apart, my laptop automatically cleans itself.

I usually use face wipes and even baby wipes if I can lay my hands on them. They do the magic for me, both the screen and the keyboard.

God see comments from my people

iyke926:

Everyone wants to be funny but they don't kno that it ain't always one should act stupid. I actually opened the thread to learn

Not only u, I was also disappointed when I opened the thread. everything is now a joke just for likes.

LionDeLeo:

Bro, did my post in any way suggest I'm in search of laptop to buy?

we are talking about laptop,not broom
4koff

A lint roller is best.

Oponu dindinrin

NwaAmaikpe:

I use saliva and used sanitary pad

two spoons of hydraulic soup will do d trick

I wash it worm water, soap ND sponge

alade112:
Laptop screens tend to collect dust, food particles and other debris that starts to look unattractive after awhile. It's important to use very gentle supplies to clean your laptop screen, since the LCD surface is easily damaged. Using a microfiber cloth and a simple solution of water will do the work.

Sometimes you seem to be unsatisfied with water. 

If you asked someone who knows a lot about cleaning computers they'd tell that cleaning your computer or laptop using methylated spirit or perfumes is one of the worst things you can do. But that's all because they've probably never used it in the first place. I always use methylated spirit to clean my computer and never had any issues.  

So what I do is wipe it off first with a clean cloth. Then I would get my methylated   spirit and soft cloth  and wipe off the screen and the keyboard. 

So what do you use in cleaning your laptop screen and keyboard?

lalasticlala! Pls fp. Topics from this section don't normally make Fp

Hypo and urine

Please what is the make and model of the laptop OP used?

0b100100111:
Onions!

Slice onions into two an use inner most part of both sides to clean laptop/desktop screen

How?

zamanii:
Please what is the make and model of the laptop OP used?

That's a Mac laptop by Apple... if you heard about the iPhones et all that's the laptop version. You can contact me if you want to get one.

A white powder and a white handkerchief...it wipes off every fingerprints

corpershun:

That's a Mac laptop by Apple... if you heard about the iPhones et all that's the laptop version. You can contact me if you want to get one.

Was arguing with a friend. Would rather go for an HP product which I can afford but for knowledge purposes, what the price range and specs of the apple laptops?

zamanii:


Was arguing with a friend. Would rather go for an HP product which I can afford but for knowledge purposes, what the price range and specs of the apple laptops?

It depends on the spec of the Laptop, the price range currently for clean us and UK used starts from 200 end user price. If you want new one and latest, the lowest spec goes for 300k. Anyway when you become a big person (rich) you can still patronise me. Because trust me the Apple iOS is cool.

alade112:
Laptop screens tend to collect dust, food particles and other debris that starts to look unattractive after awhile. It's important to use very gentle supplies to clean your laptop screen, since the LCD surface is easily damaged. Using a microfiber cloth and a simple solution of water will do the work.

Sometimes you seem to be unsatisfied with water. 

If you asked someone who knows a lot about cleaning computers they'd tell that cleaning your computer or laptop using methylated spirit or perfumes is one of the worst things you can do. But that's all because they've probably never used it in the first place. I always use methylated spirit to clean my computer and never had any issues.  

So what I do is wipe it off first with a clean cloth. Then I would get my methylated   spirit and soft cloth  and wipe off the screen and the keyboard. 

So what do you use in cleaning your laptop screen and keyboard?

lalasticlala! Pls fp. Topics from this section don't normally make Fp

^^^^^^^^^^
Great article...