While growing up I had struggled against All odds to make sure I give myself quality Education. After which I will get a job and then chase my political career. I am a Machiavellian but have never commit any crime in getting to the end.

I have grown to be a law abiding citizen of this country. By 2015, I earned a Degree from a reputable ivory tower in Nigeria. Concluded my service early this year. Have heard much about unemployment currently pulling the youths down but choose to ignore that very news. I had so much believe in God, I have this believe that if I can actually get admission those days when writing WAEC and Writing JAMB used to be a stream dream that I will earnestly jump unemployment.

My eyes began to open after i had applied for more than 200 jobs online and had worked round Lagos submitting Cvs. Within three months, I can count few places I have never been to in Lagos just because of job hunt.

I remember within this period, how I had gone to a near by shop to buy Sniper, had blocked and deleted my WhatsApp account and facebook. But something told me that *I have come a long way to give up*. I read different articles on Nairaland and talked to my friends. Who encouraged me a lot. My parents are all gone and sisters are married. Most pressures were actually coming from them as they keep on saying that I made a wrong career choice.

To cut the story, after reading articles on Nairaland, I decided to keep my certificate aside and start hustling from scratch. I went and applied as a laundry man just a stone throw from my sister's house where I stay.

I am supposed to be paid 25k but they deduct from 500# for tax every month with the stress of washing one Yoruba Man's underwear.

Now, I have made my mind up to join Crime and defeat unemployment. By tomorrow I will be meeting ppl who will put me through and I won't regret whatever I see or will be doing in days to come.

Below is my first salary after NYSC.

Pardon my diction.

bro...u said its a stone throw frm ur sister's house Dat means u dnt pay for transport n i assume u stay with ur sister which means u have a roof over ur head Hmmm
25k would do u alot if only u can v rethink....
Crime no dey pay ohh...
Ask d famous kidnap kingpin......didnt call any name o

DavidLoves:
bro...u said its a stone throw frm ur sister's house Dat means u dnt pay for transport n i assume u stay with ur sister which means u have a roof over ur head Hmmm
25k would do u alot if only u can v rethink....
Crime no dey pay ohh...
Ask d famous kidnap kingpin......didnt call any name o

Crime paid him but just like everybody he is destined to die that way .

Death/jail will be your only way out from this madness. Best of luck!

Ur earning money n ur not satisfied.


Pls go n do crime, our eyes r also red. Prepare to be burnt.

well you are free to do crime ...but remember you will still be killed...no criminal is ever free from death or jail..i can also promise you that money from crime doesn't give satisfaction....

Forget crime.



Look for a profitable skills and learn.