One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one. " Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look. A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Martin0:
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell
rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you
can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the
friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck
just to see one.
"
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what
the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and
shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly
thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That
was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give
you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of
them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about
it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe
and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store.
The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris
came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did
he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

huh........ i don't even knw wat u r writing up there. is dat a joke or a story?