Benekruku:



Go jump of a bridge with a fast moving traffic intersection beneath.

Who cares? The world would be a better place

Mofo! Container fall on you!

Chai..you need help Mr.

JeffreyJamez:
Poverty mentality

In your own shallow thinking . Some guys run from pillar to post to do great wedding and after that their wife turn to Olosho . When they can't afford the bills . The money you spend to entertain those that didn't give a rat ass about you can be invested and turn to bounty !

Sarang:


Chai..you need help Mr.

Go fvck yourself!

Op that money for drinks dey too much,why not buy 2packs of nutri C and pour it inside 5 gallons of water since you are saving cost on the only one event which you won't do in your life again.

Benekruku:


Go fvck yourself!

Ok

Sarang:


Ok

Better!

Idiot...... Is ur name oooo



Where u put suit, wedding gown........ Abi u and ur wife no go wear shoe go d registry....?




Guy u b idiot

fastgyal:
Lol, this would have been very possible in the last century.
Anybody who budgets less than 100K for a wedding in Nigeria right now isn't ready for marriage and should go and sleep.
BTW
nice joke OP, it made me smile.
Economy Naija no go gimme heart attack.

100k for where? A decent wedding will cost you around 600k.the registry will give you there own list not the silly stone sized buns op spoke of,you will buy wife's load with dowry.reception ground or hall (we are in the raining season if you like baff your guests). You will need ubers if you don't have your own car.food is there too o,drinks is there too plus servers or will the wife be the one serving the guest in her wedding gown?it is her only day,celebrate her it shows you are a man.that is why they said men must be hard working.

AZeD1:

Pick date and time and I'll send you money for the buns

Which buns?
Bro! I'm talking marriage, you talking buns

TINALETC3:
Op, abeg shift make I faint small

this one na dogmaid Abi watin

Benekruku:


20k

Poverty stricken marriage

Such marriage can never last

Products of such marriage re mostly born with epilepsy

You are wrong here. I know of a marriage that was contracted in yr 2000. The man wore a coat that's different from the trouser. The best man wore something different from the groom. The bride wore blouse and wrapper. Refreshment was two crate of mineral at the church entrance. His friends were angry, refused to touch the mineral and crossed the street to a bar opposite to take some bottles. The marriage was really poor. But today, that dude has built a mansion and cruises around town in an SUV. They have 3 lovely kids and the wife is looking more beautiful by the day. This is a true life story

If someone has to budget this tight to wed, ler him remain single before he allows someone's child to come and suffer.

Ishilove:
Well...

This is for those who can't afford something more decent. Anyway sha, just say I do I do and carry you property home. Marriage don start

O ga o

Instead of buying Ghana buns, why not make small chops? It won't cost up to 10k and it will be enough to go round.

In Catholic Church, there is this thing called "morning-mass wedding"..
Just the couple and their wedding sponsors are involved..
It is virtually Zero Cost..
No single reception needed..
Just do the wedding, and sign the papers, and it is over.

This OP should be a comedian....post is so funny it got me teary eyed

It is a matter of been moderate.

A related story in my area, just take away rice at the entrance of the church. Now they a living large.

nams77:

You are wrong here. I know of a marriage that was contracted in yr 2000. The man wore a coat that's different from the trouser. The best man wore something different from the groom. The bride wore blouse and wrapper. Refreshment was two crate of mineral at the church entrance. His friends were angry, refused to touch the mineral and crossed the street to a bar opposite to take some bottles. The marriage was really poor. But today, that dude has built a mansion and cruises around town in an SUV. They have 3 lovely kids and the wife is looking more beautiful by the day. This is a true life story

20k no b here o. but gud tips sha OP

joliyp:
A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. bleeps it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his cock in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut.
take the risk and wed well

Oshey doctore lol

you wanna spend 20k for wedding. when the kids start coming in , is this the budget you have for them too
even the certifate, money for suits an all and for the officiating priest or whoever is condicting the wedding is more than 20k.

total nonsense

If you ve done your TRADO skip the wedding.

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

One full goat now na 20k, na it you wan carry go marry person pikin, even orphan get family oooo, abi nothing like list from the family no more?

Shebi u and your in laws/ families go trek go d court

bellotaofeek:


In your own shallow thinking . Some guys run from pillar to post to do great wedding and after that their wife turn to Olosho . When they can't afford the bills . The money you spend to entertain those that didn't give a rat ass about you can be invested and turn to bounty !

Abeg let's hear word jare. NA every money them dey invest? ...once someone's mentality is different from una own una go dey foam for mouth dey spread like python wey no get poison. I repeat again POVERTY MENTALITY!!! Come and beat me, Deep thinker.

dirtymoney:
The recession of this Buhari's regime has really made people come to the realization of the value of money and how to mange resources efficiently.
What the writer proposed is very very possible.
I was at the market the other day to get some food items. I did not have enough money.
Usually, I do my shopping sharp sharp. Within 30 minutes I can get all the items I would be needing for a whole month. In short, I can just stand at a spot and run all my show within minutes.
But due to the hardship, I discovered that the more time you spent relating with sellers, the more value you'd get. So I spent approximate 45 minutes with the aboki selling beef. We talked and talked and talked and talked. Everything talkable. Buhari's government, APC/PDP, Evans the kidnapper, IPOB, everything. I made sure I was always on his side.
At the end, I had more than enough meat for my soup and stew. The woman selling the vegetables and ingredients was not left out... I spent close to an hour too at her shop. We talked and talked and talked about the hike in food items and also about church things. I turn brother xxxx. In short, I had to help her cut vegetables for other customers. The stuffs I got from her were almost free. Omoh, these days... One has to be super creative ooooo. Nice one OP.

Very smart dude.. Na so me sef dey do for market oooo

I don't support the idea of administering insulting refreshment to attenders

It would make more sense if you go to the registry to sign your papers and head straight to your house without any refreshment

fastgyal:
work harder bruh

why were you now making mouth that 100k is enough in ur initial comment? you are an hypocrite and probably a lazy scum bag.

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Baba...you have done well sir!

BTW...make i kukuma budget 100k. Because, i'd prefer chicken and rice to puff puff and 7up!

JeffreyJamez:


Abeg let's hear word jare. NA every money them dey invest? ...once someone's mentality is different from una own una go dey foam for mouth dey spread like python wey no get poison. I repeat again POVERTY MENTALITY!!! Come and beat me, Deep thinker.

I just hope you have enough cash to play with after the wedding or else, you will be a bad example to others. I have heard of newly wedded couple that sold their furnitures less than 12month after a mind blowing wedding ceremony cuz they can't afford rent, feed etc.
In ur own case u might sell ur phone, maybe then u will understand poverty mentality.

ovokooo:
Nice tips

Davido hangs out with cultists in Kenya as they diss Wizkid


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_4dy9D89MQ

Nah today?
Shey you nor know before say dem davido,burna boy... etc nah nbm dem dey

Most celebrities and musician(if not all) belong to one confraternity or the other.

Hungry man nah him dey kill on top cultist matter
The elite come together and socialise with iffferen cult groups

This one beat recession.
The worst thing a man can do to himself is " TRYING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE "..

Student125:

I just hope you have enough cash to play with after the wedding or else, you will be a bad example to others. I have heard of newly wedded couple that sold their furnitures less than 12month after a mind blowing wedding ceremony cuz they can't afford rent, feed etc.
In ur own case u might sell ur phone, maybe then u will understand poverty mentality.

If you're broke doesn't mean other people are broke. If I spend 2million on my wedding,trust me it's just a drop in the ocean. You people keep giving examples of people who spent lavishly on weddings and went broke. Why don't you also give examples of people who spent lavishly on their wedding and are even richer?.. Jealousy will not kill you people in this Nigeria.

JeffreyJamez:


If you're broke doesn't mean other people are broke. If I spend 2million on my wedding,trust me it's just a drop in the ocean. You people keep giving examples of people who spent lavishly on weddings and went broke. Why don't you also give examples of people who spent lavishly on their wedding and are even richer?.. Jealousy will not kill you people in this Nigeria.

If you are so wise, u will know the message is for hustlers and not rich, the essence is to spend responsibly.
What does it pay hustler to spend more than 2 million on a wedding and after first year they cannot renew their rent.
If you are rich, u can decide to go to Jupiter, since u still hav enough to play with after.