I never toast any girl wey never gree for me, i swear. U think say na lie?

My secret? I never toast fine girl before, only the ugly rejected one. That way, they are always a sitting duck for me and are always all over me.
U think say na lie? No try am. Leave d ugly ones for me abeg.

Good for you. Now phhuck off.

Its because u re ugly. Like begets like. Try it on beautiful girls, ur ugly face will scare them.

blooody attention seeker

[size=13pt]are you for real ??
*** {singing}: who let the dogs out ? woof woof woof***[/size]

i don't even know what you're talking about. is it some coded male message? about how you treat girls/

hello baby girl you are looking sweet today ,please can i now you better ,i mean now can we chat .this my id smith_bayo2000@yahoo.com.reply.waiting

smiyhkay:

hello baby girl you are looking sweet today ,please can i now you better ,i mean now can we chat .this my id smith_bayo2000@yahoo.com.reply.waiting

[size=13pt]hi hi hi thats my kalahari laff

is this your own smooth way of coasting toasting ? guy you need some rebranding no total rebranding[/size]

sorry for that is just that am in the mood of that .am sorry can you please send me your ID

still waiting for your reply

@ Poster. . . . . you are an ugly nookie junkie

My friend, I keep pinching myself,
for I can’t believe you’re here.

I've had a good life without you,
but without you I cried so many tears.


My pain was tremendously deep;
and of course that I can never deny,
but it was truly the loss of you
that caused my heart to cry.


Strong friendships that remain
even through years of separation
cannot be ignored by the heart; in fact
it should cause the heart to brighten.


My heart has brightened considerably
since we’ve begun rebuilding our friendship.
But by no means had it ever collapsed, for
our hearts never lost their kinship.


As we move forward this second time,
I hope that we will never have to part.
Our friendship was always meant to be, and
we know this by the tie of our hearts.


okay some thing like this

elvismike:

I never toast any girl wey never gree for me, i swear. U think say na lie?

My secret? I never toast fine girl before, only the ugly rejected one. That way, they are always a sitting duck for me and are always all over me.
U think say na lie? No try am. Leave d ugly ones for me abeg.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-205642.0.html

I must say I agree fab man what a brain you got

op not well

Hello, as you can see i am handsome n need a pretty girl lyk you, so don't turn me down cos i will complete ur dreams,

Hello, as you can see i am handsome n need a pretty girl lyk you, so don't turn me down cos i will complete ur dreams,

Hello, as you can see i am handsome n need a pretty girl lyk you, so don't turn me down cos i will complete ur dreams,

Meklex:

Hello, as you can see i am handsome n need a pretty girl lyk you, so don't turn me down cos i will complete your dreams,

are you talking to yourself? because the person above you is a guy

@ poser
says who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO0hQHou1cw&feature=related

oh sorry wrong room

poster is a seriouis monkey!

@poster, ur one obnoxious ugly retard 4rm an unidentified zoo.who cares if ur ugly face attracts baboons.huh

@sweetpie
yeah sort of, am still planning 4 the big day

Who the hell is Elvismike?? I'm hearing that name for the 1st time.

Meklex:

@sweetpie
yeah sort of, am still planning 4 the big day

Na wa o. Wahala dey !