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| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by gamesb: 12:55pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
my brother u are toomuch, they are very funny in most of their films. u will see an illitrate man that says he did not go to school but speaks queens english yet they wants us to believe that man is an illitrate village man . na naija films oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by hardeyola(m): 1:26pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
[i]  it seems you've once worked in nollywood b/4 |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by OyinlolaO(f): 2:07pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
dont remember when last i watched one but i think these must be the reasons y i stopped. a good laugh for the day though.  |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by parislomo(f): 3:30pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
MAYOWAAK: Laf wan kil me die |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by koolchicco: 3:30pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
MAYOWAAK: Why do u wanna know?  Chie, LWKMD!!! |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by Kunbee: 3:32pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Stale but updated  |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by sweetpie23: 3:33pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
seen this before still funny |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by sayso: 3:34pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
since this is in joke section,it is ok. |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by jify(f): 3:54pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
12. A movie has not been made if at least one actor|actress has not- 'shelled', or Twisted his\her lips to speak wrong phonetics.(so irritating! kemdi,remember that ngbeke that was saying deddy instead of daddy!! urghhh) i don't understand the new English from Mercy Johnson (the latest is 'like really, honestly, truly, you want me to believe that'). All in the name of speaking English |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by djcrucifix(m): 5:09pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
@ poster, i don laugh tire! it's soooooooo true.  |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by mastalee(m): 5:16pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
I am laughing in Swahili khil hlin ijoki huyi zixen |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by whobemumu(m): 5:38pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
good example |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by SwtzMinx(f): 6:24pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
LmAo!! |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by baybbootz(f): 6:27pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
i don't understand the new English from Mercy Johnson (the latest is 'like really, honestly, truly, you want me to believe that'). All in the name of speaking English true,it gets on ma nerves n mst tyms i jus feel lyk breakin the tv.  |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by vislabraye(m): 6:53pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
There's more, A ritual movie can never be complete without Clems Ohameze or Kanayo O Kanayo. If you see Chinedu Ikedezie ( aki ) you must also see Osita Iheme ( pawpaw ) Nkem Owoh will always talk talk talk, and usually out of point and not funny. Patience Ozokwu is a bad mother-inlaw ( atleast these days she trying not to be stereotype) Chiwetalu Agu is always a mischievous person; he reproduces a new proverb or exclamation Gentle Jack is the hitman or the action Hero One other funny thing is that Hollywood movies have Nollywood version, Movies like Bourse Supremacy, A thin line btw love and hate Romeo must die et al. A thin line btw love and hate is so unique that it has two Nollywood versions, The play boy in the 1st movie was Basorge Jnr. and the second one was Nonso Diobi.  |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by ndigbo: 6:56pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Think i have seen this writeup before. But still ok to read. |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by nickybayo(f): 7:06pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
i don laugh die |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by Alpha3006: 7:33pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
| Nollywod is suck to add more they keep repeating the same old story over and over again but with different titles |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by emeke123(m): 8:16pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
LOL. you got me cracking up. But I got to say I love nollywood movies. The suspense is so un-real that I am so attached to every sence.  |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by Nobody: 9:01pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
this is so funny |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by Easyjay: 9:34pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
.... |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by Easyjay: 9:39pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Add:it is in nollywood that pple av sßx or make lΠv underneath blanket when nobody is watching |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:56pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Nollywood movies are so mediocre! Some time late last year, on Africa Magic, I actually saw a movie mid way (forgotten the title) but they were trying to "remix" A thin Line between Love and Hate (that featured martin Lawrence several years back)! It was all so amateurish, I just switched off and went to bed. |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by baybbootz(f): 10:06pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
But i have got to admit that they are a few good movies,with good cast,good diction,good story lines,sharp pictures and great quality in all. the problem we have now is the quick-money making scheme by most producers,called movies. |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by latepa(m): 10:17pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Well aleast people are still buying these movies to watch but me, the last nollywood movie i enjoyed very well is Igodo |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by latepa(m): 10:21pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
baybbootz: I don't believe that when it's comes to picture quality because all the movies looks like my brothers wedding video infact i think the shot these movies with a camera phone |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by uglyBetty1(f): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Na wah, every time on Nairaland, i always learn one new thing, LWKMD, na wah. what of watching part one for 1.30m0ns, part two for 1hr, part three will be a combinationn of part one, part two and small concluding part will make up part three.      |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by uglyBetty1(f): 10:40pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
scoring them is like 20% good and 80% bad, lol |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by baybbootz(f): 10:42pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
don't believe that when it's comes to picture quality because all the movies looks like my brothers wedding video infact i think the shot these movies with a camera phonelol at least i knw a view. Figurine Behind glass doors(steph okereke) amazing grace , They are a few more that i have probably forgotten |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by shilling(f): 10:49pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
parislomo: That's a good one - whoever came up with that. whobemumu: Gosh, it's been a while since I watched that, still funny!! |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by THEAMAKA(f): 1:07am On Feb 02, 2010 |
latepa:you have to see the more recent ones. very good quality i must say. but when watching them on youtube and/or other websites, sometimes its the person that uploaded it that may have used bad quality or something. but i would say 20% of their movies are good and the rest, WHACK!!! |
| Re: Nollywood Movies In 32 Lines: by Lolajoy(f): 8:18am On Feb 02, 2010 |
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