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Nairaland Jokes 100% by Krystaal(m): 6:14pm On Jul 08, 2017
So it's been while I've seen a new Joke thread on nairaland Frontpage... So I decided to drop these I hope it gets to FP

# Who noticed??
The smell of onions on ur hand last longer than GLO 1.5GB data bundle

# No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"...

# It 's only Nigerian Police that will tell you;,,
Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS
what are you doing in KADUNA
you are Under Arrest.

# You are not a Model but you are just Tall and slim like who is rehearsing on how to disappear
Sista, may Food fall on you there!!

# I wonder what actually happened to "DESTINY KIDS".
they were just intimidating all our area kids that year.
Some parents go belike
Son: mummy I'm hungry
Mum: na only food u know. Can't u see destiny kids. No food for u again In dis house

# But wait oo
If Action Speaks Louder Than Words
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kung-fu

Feel free to drop yoursgrin

Cc MYND44 LALASTICALA SEUN
Please help a brother

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Re: Nairaland Jokes 100% by Chrisrare: 12:44am On Nov 12, 2017
Krystaal:
So it's been while I've seen a new Joke thread on nairaland Frontpage... So I decided to drop these I hope it gets to FP

# Who noticed??
The smell of onions on ur hand last longer than GLO 1.5GB data bundle

# No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"...

# It 's only Nigerian Police that will tell you;,,
Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS
what are you doing in KADUNA
you are Under Arrest.

# You are not a Model but you are just Tall and slim like who is rehearsing on how to disappear
Sista, may Food fall on you there!!

# I wonder what actually happened to "DESTINY KIDS".
they were just intimidating all our area kids that year.
Some parents go belike
Son: mummy I'm hungry
Mum: na only food u know. Can't u see destiny kids. No food for u again In dis house

# But wait oo
If Action Speaks Louder Than Words
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kung-fu

Feel free to drop yoursgrin

Cc MYND44 LALASTICALA SEUN
Please help a brother
lol.. U too funny

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