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Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 4:00pm On Jul 10, 2017
Hope ur day has being productive? grin grin
I bet it was stressful to some while it was ok to others, well that's life for u.

Just for the fun of it, Ave been thinking a better lie i'd tell my kid if I were to be caught.

I'd say mum has a runny temperature goan get her cold water to drink grin grin

Oya over to u. Lemme see the descendants of Lai Mohammed, Linus Mba and Elijah cool

Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by SINZ: 4:09pm On Jul 10, 2017
We're about to make you a sister, Son. cool

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Lionessza(f): 4:12pm On Jul 10, 2017
I had fallen to the ground coming out of the shower and your heroic dad picked me up to resuscitate me grin.

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 4:16pm On Jul 10, 2017
SINZ:
We're about to make you a sister, Son. cool

Hehehehe. Dis will only increase the curiosity of the kid oo. U'll start hearing questions like. "Dad how will u make me a sister" or when I can I make a sister too
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lionessza:
I had fallen to the ground coming out of the shower and your heroic dad picked me up to resuscitate me grin.

Hahahahaha this is epic.
Descendants of Elijah spotted. shocked shocked
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2017
Before I close my eyes and open it, disappear from here immediately.

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Lalas247(f): 4:26pm On Jul 10, 2017
sonofLuci:
Before I close my eyes and open it, disappear from here immediately.
Abi o
Na slap seff the pikin go get .. looks toooo young for parent to be explaining sh!t
Remember when I young dem no born us well to barge in our mumsie or popsie room say wetin happen .. you knock and if you don't hear response u keep it moving grin

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 4:28pm On Jul 10, 2017
sonofLuci:
Before I close my eyes and open it, disappear from here immediately.

Hahahaha hahahahahahaha typical African parent spotted. I 4 for u
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Lionessza(f): 4:31pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:


Hahahahaha this is epic.
Descendants of Elijah spotted. shocked shocked


Who do you descend from then? grin

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 4:34pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lalas247:

Abi o
Na slap seff the pikin go get .. looks toooo young for parent to be explaining sh!t
Remember when I young dem no born us well to barge in our mumsie or popsie room say wetin happen .. you knock and if you don't hear response u keep it moving grin


Hahahaha babe hapu dat tin!
What if it was a room apartment. Will u knock as a kid before entering?

And abt the "u keep it moving if u no hear response" i'd say u've grown a bit to the level dat u knw what is goin on behind closed doors cos an innocent child will keep disturbing the parent until 1 of em comes out to reset his factRoy settings with a slap.
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 4:36pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lionessza:



Who do you descend from then? grin

I'm in no position to say.
But u can go ahead and Look at my earlier statement nd choose for me.
pls dnt mention Lai Mohammed abeg cheesy cheesy

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Lionessza(f): 4:44pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:


I'm in no position to say.
But u can go ahead and Look at my earlier statement nd choose for me.
pls dnt mention Lai Mohammed abeg cheesy cheesy


Lol, Lai Mohammed is a perfect ancestor for you grin

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by BARRIKADE: 5:06pm On Jul 10, 2017
I dey give your mama the kondo.
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:


Hahahaha hahahahahahaha typical African parent spotted. I 4 for u


Lolz ni good o bro weiten person wan come they explain give the pikin ni grin

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 5:26pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lionessza:



Lol, Lai Mohammed is a perfect ancestor for you grin
Lol knew u'd say dat. Nice doh

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by adaksbullet: 5:40pm On Jul 10, 2017
I we telled mine child that his mother his fall on mine banana cool cool cool cool and I we gaved him money too go and by sweet cool cool cool

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by indodon(m): 6:14pm On Jul 10, 2017
grin we are playing hide and seek

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by 7footre(m): 7:08pm On Jul 10, 2017
This one is strong o.... I will call him good son of a bad father and ask him to gimme a few minutes lemmi wrap up before I comman answer d essay biko
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 7:25pm On Jul 10, 2017
adaksbullet:
I we telled mine child that his mother his fall on mine banana cool cool cool cool and I we gaved him money too go and by sweet cool cool cool
Bullet fall on u man. : cool cool cool
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Lalas247(f): 8:15pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:


Hahahaha babe hapu dat tin!
What if it was a room apartment. Will u knock as a kid before entering?

And abt the "u keep it moving if u no hear response" i'd say u've grown a bit to the level dat u knw what is goin on behind closed doors cos an innocent child will keep disturbing the parent until 1 of em comes out to reset his factRoy settings with a slap.
Yes so a slap will ans the child's question
By the time it resets he wont remember what he saw grin

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by SINZ: 8:32pm On Jul 10, 2017
adaksbullet:
I we telled mine child that his mother his fall on mine banana cool cool cool cool and I we gaved him money too go and by sweet cool cool cool

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by adaksbullet: 10:12pm On Jul 10, 2017
[quote author=SINZ post=58324979][/quote] angry
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by adaksbullet: 10:13pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:

Bullet fall on u man. : cool cool cool
ghostses his chased u cool

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by SINZ: 11:09pm On Jul 10, 2017
adaksbullet:
angry
Bus how far?
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Lionessza(f): 6:41am On Jul 11, 2017
Ghosttt:

Lol knew u'd say dat. Nice doh


grin

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Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 7:03am On Jul 11, 2017
indodon:
grin we are playing hide and seek

Oga d pikin go start to dy play hide and seek wit people's children ooo
Re: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(m): 7:05am On Jul 11, 2017
7footre:
This one is strong o.... I will call him good son of a bad father and ask him to gimme a few minutes lemmi wrap up before I comman answer d essay biko
Lol better guy

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