did i hear someone say my name  sup my sexy ladies?our day is almost here and i got somethin special planned

I dey suspect jaquan oo, he only appears when some1 mentions his name

^^^so?? dont u ans when your mom calls?

hehehehe. . . Na one of this your Mama name you jaquan.

I bet it was a mistake. They meant Jakumo abi??

@doyin
i am sure ur was gonna christine u dodoyo and not doyin

jaquan:

@doyin
i am sure your was gonna christine u dodoyo and not doyin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . .TOUCHE 

See this useless pikin don finish me. hahahahaha

I know which one kill me first. Your ballistic grammar or your wit.

lol, u are a certified goat. the no dey do typo 4 ur village.

jaquan:

lol, u are a certified goat. the no dey do typo 4 your village.

And you be registered Mongoose.

Anyway. . .Na wa for you oo. All these girls jus dey throw their
Kpata for your dormot.

Wetin be your secret na.? E be like say you don wash yansh for their soup ni.

doyin13:

Na wa. . .wat is in Chamotex that is not in the famous Doyin13.

Think of Doyin13, think of the BAALE in Soyinka's Lion and The Jewel.

Of Eleshin in Death and the King's Horseman,

Of Okonkwo in Things fall Apart,

Of Oloko-nla in . . . . . err never mind.

My point is. . .you got wat you need here. Pure unbridled manliness
All you can eat. 220 pounds worth.

Take one get the rest free. Forget Chamotex jo

lmao!!! gosh, i laugh,
hehe all you can eat, lool

ok ok, yh, where were we??
ok goodness. you want Amaka to eat me
no thanks lol,

doyin13:

And you be registered Mongoose.

Anyway. . .Na wa for you oo. All these girls jus dey throw their
Kpata for your dormot.

Wetin be your secret na.? E be like say you don wash yansh for their soup ni.

buhahahahahahaha. i wish say i get any response

Roflol!!!

''Dodoyo'', I have not heard that word in years now! Chai. . . .some people can yab sha.

@ my beautiful ladybird77,
Early in the morning do I wake up, to stare at your amazing black beauty. Out on a million mile, your beauty illuminates my pathway. You have made my valentine a dream come true; I would make your world, a dream never ending now and forever more.

davidylan:

he doesnt exist.

jaquan:

did i hear someone say my name sup my sexy ladies?our day is almost here and i got somethin special planned

yaayyyyyyy, I missed u sweets

abeg, we need mandingo to warm our bed na

[size=25pt]AWWWWWW THANKS DAVID BABY!!!!!! [/size]

Madlady,
My style of drawing you out cud have looked like a bad game to you,
but it was never my intention to diss u dearie.
why wud i wanna destroy wat i started buildin myself?
my life wud surely suck without u barbie.  


Guess this means am sorry
Cos am standing at your door
Guess this means i take back
All i said before (though it was for gud)
hope u give me another chance  
cos i want no one else this val but you

Tony this is for you.

Love you baby and so sorry about last night

GABBY! U naughty girl!

U dont need to apologize about last night. Last night was the bomb. U made me crazy!

BABY!!! Dont be so obvious ooo. . . if you wanna be direct, we do it in Sexuality or I prefer in private.

Yeah lets get off. U and me are looking like fools. We are sitting opposite each other posting here like a mad fool. LOL! Lets get off. Like right now.

Yeap!

elowa:

Madlady,
My style of drawing you out cud have looked like a bad game to you,
but it was never my intention to diss u dearie.
why wud i wanna destroy wat i started buildin myself?
my life wud surely suck without u barbie.


Guess this means am sorry
Cos am standing at your door
Guess this means i take back
All i said before (though it was for gud)
hope u give me another chance
cos i want no one else this val but you

You Sir treated me with disdain . You saw me as just a passing fancy .
You are a former but I will not insult you but instead I thank you for your offer but I decline.


Go find the True girl your heart belongs to.

^^ u ve got all the rights in the world to be angry
u can call me names if it ll make you feel better
cos it breaks my heart to know i make u feel this way
u were never a passing fancy but a light to behold
with you my heart belongs, and there its gonna stay 4ever
i crave for ur love to brighten my day
ur love is like the magical sunshine that stays even at night
you are all i ever wished for in a girl
please baby, dont take my joy away

^^^^^ Very smart move,"Joy" happens to be one of my names in the real world.Sharp very sharp.
Sadly once I have been insulted I never forget, I may forgive but still lays within me.

Sir I will not be swayed, take you sweet mouth to the next bus stop

^^ it gladens my heart to know am threadin the right path
how else wud i have bin able to hit on the word "joy"
like i said, it was never meant as an insult
how can i make u believe me, or take away this impression i ve created.
i never knew i cud be happier until i met u,
ur smile makes my heart beat faster
now my day has been gloomy without those smiles
it hurts so much i wanna cry
please dont go barbie, am beggin u for another chance
cos in u, i ve gotten to my stop

Kpeke!!! Elowa na u be dis?

koko, na me o. help tell madlady i dont even insult pple i dislike, not to talk abt the one's i love

Hmmm, Luv in d air, ~ATM~ don suffer.

[size=19pt]G'day Lads

**strolls in**

Im thinking of goin 2 paris tomorrow

any ladies wanna come wit me~[/size]

^^

lol,
I thought we were patners in crime~
dont worry i would increase the bargained amount when next we see in dublin~
1million euros is too small for you,
I Would increase it to 1.5million euros when next we traffic some women to paris~

see the rush on this thread. u post, and decide to review it in a min, its already 20pages gone. and i can bet none of u know what valentine or love is all about sef. nigerians and their fake ass love.

@ abeke,

ok, i aint denying it. i like her ayet. a stubborn rebellious woman turns me on.

wia is the monkey?

Im thinking of goin 2 paris tomorrow

any ladies wanna come wit me~

hahahaaha
what happened to the sexy haiticaribean smoking-hawt-ladies?