Kingxway:
Lol, dude was shaking? Jodha, I know you must have made that guy the chairman of your friendzone list even when his intentions are very clear to you

Probably, he was intimidated by his feelings.

I was like that back then, but not anymore. The nature of my job changed me entirely. Now, I chat and flex with many ladies everyday no matter their levels and classes. I don't think I can be intimidated by any girl again. Highest she can do is to ignore you, especially when she is not in the mood to talk. How you approach them matters most.

Most women are very simple and fun to be with. At same time some of them are very complicated. All the same.

My advice for op is to stop hyping and taking women very seriously even when they appear mean.

Lol.. chairman of friend zone got me..

DuruCee:
Business is fine. Have they finally chased ur pauper father from d house, I really wanted to help ur wretched family

This is becoming stale. You already lost the battle nigga! Be a real man and bow your head in shame. Just go and get laid,you sound like konji wan finish you self! Your mother is waiting as usual. Maybe you are even gay!

check out for these 9 Signs of a Healthy Relationships : Do Not Ignore

http://www.newzified.com/9-signs-of-healthy-relationships-do-not-ignore/

I am dats y I'm tying to link up with ur father who is too.

Yuji:

This is becoming stale. You already lost the battle nigga! Be a real man and bow your head in shame. Just go and get laid,you sound like konji wan finish you self! Your mother is waiting as usual. Maybe you are even gay!

DuruCee:
I am dats y I'm tying to link up with ur father who is too.

Stale....boring. Try another punch

U wan see who go 1st tire abi? We wld do this for d nxt 3yrs if u keep talking bastard. U think say na only u get mouth, u never see anything anu.

Yuji:

Stale....boring. Try another punch

alienhumam:
my guy I know that if am successful girls will come, but for now I need someone I can share my problems with and someone who will clear this believe from people that am gay. am not gay I rather die than to be a gay.

Young Man! Good Morning Sir! I believe you worship one of the Gods of the three main religions in Nigeria and I believe if in the affirmative of the above their respective Holy Book should be your personal Constitution. If any section posits that you can have a girlfriend, then go ahead but it's rather unfortunate that in a world where there more precious things to think of to contribute Your Own Quota to humanity, it's girlfriend that worries you. If I were you, I would be preparing my business plan now before going to camp so as to give a befitting touch so as to get the highest chunk of BOI Interest Free Loan under its GEF option, am sure you don't know of that. For the issue of being called a gay, I think you are not Man enough so how would you even have a girlfriend in the first place because IT IS ONLY A FOOL THAT SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS BETTER THAN HIMSELF. take Charge of you Future Now that you still in your Prime or better still just settle down. And your age no dry Marry!

My Candid Advice!

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Come on bro, that's gay.
Really, let's analyse it.
The OP is a guy and you want him to date another guy(Jesus)...
That's man-to-man faggotry and the OP stated that he is homophobic... WHAT A DIRTY MIND YOU'VE GOT. I MEAN HE SHOULD GIVE HIS LIFE TO CHRIST IN REPENTANCE !

Dere is nothing wrong with that, having girlfriend is not an achievement it's a waste of time. Build your self up and be successful then get married. Thats wat successful men do.

Sarah20A:
You Don't Only Need God To deliver you from your mouth you need surgery as well

How is what I said worse than what u said

Theblackstalln:

How is what I said worse than what u said

is an advise

Sarah20A:
is an advise

I didn't see any advice o

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

eya, bros sorry oh.

alexxo11:
just look at what you have typed my friend...just listen to yourself ....is it all necessary?

you pm... Can't access my mails now..

alexxo11:
just look at what you have typed my friend...just listen to yourself ....is it all necessary?

network issh... Would chat up later

DuruCee:
U wan see who go 1st tire abi? We wld do this for d nxt 3yrs if u keep talking bastard. U think say na only u get mouth, u never see anything anu.

So you are still alive? I even forgot you still exist!

Shows how low ur memory is. Early signs of brain decay. U shld see a doctor

Yuji:

So you are still alive? I even forgot you still exist!

DuruCee:
Shows how low ur memory is. Early signs of brain decay. U shld see a doctor

Pathetic loser

Idiotic vagabond

Yuji:

Pathetic loser

DuruCee:
Idiotic vagabond

Did you just learn that word today? Wow! I am impressed by your outstanding stupidity. Beats my imagination every time.

Run out of insults? Come on ur mother wld hv done better

Yuji:

Did you just learn that word today? Wow! I am impressed by your outstanding stupidity. Beats my imagination every time.

DuruCee:
Run out of insults? Come on my mother wld hv done better

Obviously! Too bad I ain't your hoe of a mother!

True.

Yuji:

Obviously! Too bad I ain't my hoe of a mother!

DuruCee:
True.

Lol.....he has finally copied my strategy! At least now we know that you have achieved something in your miserable existence!
Go and see no more

True again. Well done fool

Yuji:

Lol.....I have finally copied his strategy! At least now we know that I have achieved something in my miserable existence!
Go and see no more

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't
Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

this is what you need
https://www.nairaland.com/emilycazx