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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Nobody: 7:42am On Jul 23, 2017
Your write up is crap, and if there's any pharisee in the house, it's you.
Do you know what the Bible said about tithes, and men worship God not pastor, so stop being angry that no one gives a bleep about your pastor. Besides churches only suck money from their sheep, so any serious sheep needs to take work more serious than this pie in the sky crap. Hold on, how come pastors who have God's personal DM are now asking members for money, why can't they ask their father.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by dakeskese(m): 7:52am On Jul 23, 2017
There is no God anywhere.
Religion just a scam.
Make I go play ball ojare!
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Iamzik: 7:55am On Jul 23, 2017
Op you are the Pharisee here and please stop comparing church with work. They are two different things.
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by dodelight(m): 8:05am On Jul 23, 2017
repogirl:
Do you know what being a Pharisee even means? undecided

Well its obvious you don't, lemme educate you small this morning.

A Pharisee will be the earliest to church, pay tithes on the regular and boast about his accomplishments in the church.

They will be in all the church groups, they will be the most prayerful and appoint themselves as judges to other members who do not act like them.

In their minds, they are closer to God than any other person in the church.

In short, they are pretenders who act like they love God so much, when in their day to day lives, they don't exhibit the characteristics of a bornagain Christian.

They do not love their neighbours... They are also gossips.

Some will steal and embezzle company funds to go and show off in church. They are also proud and disrespectful etc.

That is what being a Pharisee means.

Exactly! as I read through I realized OP should have given his writeup another title.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Rainmaker69(m): 8:08am On Jul 23, 2017
Wow! Do people still think like this? Wrong indices almost all through.
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Anion(m): 8:10am On Jul 23, 2017
This OP is a mugu Pharisee. So because some of your church members are wiser now that's why you tag them pharisee abi??
Bros you are the pharisee. You don't even know the qualities of real Pharisees, go and read ur bible and see that the pharisees pay tithes well.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by jiggaz(m): 8:15am On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .

Op do you read your Bible? The things you mentioned above is not the characteristics of Pharisees... Pharisees are :

1) Holier than thou Christians who condemn fellow believers to Hell because the believer doesn't follow the doctrine of their church.

2) They condemn unbelievers to Hell Fire and threaten them with Hell Fire instead of revealing Christ to them. Thereby pushing more people away from Christ.

3) They condemn fellow believers and judge them to damnation thinking they are scoring merits with God.

4) They accept Christ into their lives but neglect the Cross. They feel that Christ's Finished Work on the Cross is not enough thereby they resort to help Christ save them by good works ( in quote)

5)They feel that its only their church members and family that will make heaven.

6) They present God as an angry God who is quick to strike anyone dead.

7) They are holy only in appearance ( in quote) but commit atrocities when they leave the church in the absence of their brethren. ( Who's fooling who?)


cool In summary, A Pharisee is a religious hypocrite.

Look up only to Jesus, He's the author and perfecter of Our Faith. Look up to no man. Man is only mortal. Christ is the ultimate. Look at the Cross and see the greatest demonstration of God's Love to fallen humanity!!

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by poseidon12: 8:16am On Jul 23, 2017
anyebedgreat:
That description doesn't suit Pharisees. As a matter of fact they are parallel.

The people that could be tagged Pharisees in church are the very religious ones who do eye service but their ways are not that pure.

That would be more than 90% of Nigerians.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 8:18am On Jul 23, 2017
jiggaz:
Op do you read your Bible? The things you mentioned above is not the characteristics of Pharisees... Pharisees are :

1) Holier than thou Christians who condemn fellow believers to Hell because the believer doesn't follow the doctrine of their church.

2) They condemn unbelievers to Hell Fire and threaten them with Hell Fire instead of revealing Christ to them. Thereby pushing more people away from Christ.

3) They condemn fellow believers and judge them to damnation thinking they are scoring merits with God.

4) They accept Christ into their lives but neglect the Cross. They feel that Christ's Finished Work on the Cross is not enough thereby they resort to help Christ save them by good works ( in quote)

5)They feel that its only their church members and family that will make heaven.

6) They present God as an angry God who is quick to strike anyone dead.

7) They are holy only in appearance ( in quote) but commit atrocities when they leave the church in the absence of their brethren. ( Who's fooling who?)


cool In summary, A Pharisee is a religious hypocrite.

Look up only to Jesus, He's the author and perfecter of Our Faith. Look up to no man. Man is only mortal. Christ is the ultimate. Look at the Cross and see the greatest demonstration of God's Love to fallen humanity!!

what is the difference between a religion hypocrite and the above points??
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by shine12: 8:20am On Jul 23, 2017
Your Pastor is not a dictator that you should fear like you fear the sometimes "unpredictable & pompous" boss at work.
Your Pastor should be a christlike pastor that doesn't need you buying him airtime. God did not ask us to fear but to treat people with respect and dignity

Everything here is Pastor this Pastor that. You are not to worship your Pastor, his airtime bill is not your headache, you have yours and your wife's one to pay for.

You might want to educate yourself on what been a pharisee means.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by bomsilaga(m): 8:22am On Jul 23, 2017
Everything you wrote about work is actually how it should be.
Serve Your masters as unto the Lord.
Eph 6:5-8 (kjv)
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by poseidon12: 8:23am On Jul 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Okay. In my opinion, a Pharisee is recognizable by these kinds of traits:

1. He will neglect a beggar at the church gate, but put 5k for offertory.

2. He will attend all church meetings, but never make time to visit his sick uncle at the hospital.

3. He will quarrel with everyone on his way to church, and then bow in piety to the priest.

4. He will never invite his hungry friends to lunch, but will send bags of rice to his pastor every month.

5. He will ostracize a prostitute, but condone the weakness in his pastor when he's discovered to be guilty of adultery.

6. He will lynch a boy in the street for stealing, and then take a shower and go for evening service.

7. He will collect kick-backs from contractors on inflated projects, and then do thanksgiving in church for the position that God has elevated him to.

8. He will refuse to give an acquaintance a lift, because his big bible is resting majestically on the passenger seat.

9. He will give his church members preferential treatment at his office.

10. He will not pay his nephew's school fees, but take on the renovation of the church.

11. He will come late to work, ignore the already waiting customers, and proceed with a thirty-minute long morning devotion before responding to them.

12. In church, he sits in the line of sight of the pastor. He makes eye-contact, so that he is seen. And afterwards, he still goes to greet the pastor, until he is showered with commendations for his conscientiousness.

You just described a typical "successful" Nigerian.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by VanBommel(m): 8:44am On Jul 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Okay. In my opinion, a Pharisee is recognizable by these kinds of traits:

1. He will neglect a beggar at the church gate, but put 5k for offertory.

2. He will attend all church meetings, but never make time to visit his sick uncle at the hospital.

3. He will quarrel with everyone on his way to church, and then bow in piety to the priest.

4. He will never invite his hungry friends to lunch, but will send bags of rice to his pastor every month.

5. He will ostracize a prostitute, but condone the weakness in his pastor when he's discovered to be guilty of adultery.

6. He will lynch a boy in the street for stealing, and then take a shower and go for evening service.

7. He will collect kick-backs from contractors on inflated projects, and then do thanksgiving in church for the position that God has elevated him to.

8. He will refuse to give an acquaintance a lift, because his big bible is resting majestically on the passenger seat.

9. He will give his church members preferential treatment at his office.

10. He will not pay his nephew's school fees, but take on the renovation of the church.

11. He will come late to work, ignore the already waiting customers, and proceed with a thirty-minute long morning devotion before responding to them.

12. In church, he sits in the line of sight of the pastor. He makes eye-contact, so that he is seen. And afterwards, he still goes to greet the pastor, until he is showered with commendations for his conscientiousness.
you really know who they are

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by ExInferis(m): 9:07am On Jul 23, 2017
They're just smart enough to know the church is a fraud.

None of you hypocrites will ever choose your parasitic pastor over your benevolent boss.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by ikevictor: 9:18am On Jul 23, 2017
repogirl:
Do you know what being a Pharisee even means? undecided

Well its obvious you don't, lemme educate you small this morning.

A Pharisee will be the earliest to church, pay tithes on the regular and boast about his accomplishments in the church.

They will be in all the church groups, they will be the most prayerful and appoint themselves as judges to other members who do not act like them.

In their minds, they are closer to God than any other person in the church.

In short, they are pretenders who act like they love God so much, when in their day to day lives, they don't exhibit the characteristics of a bornagain Christian.

They do not love their neighbours instead they fight with everyone. They are also gossips.

Some will steal and embezzle company funds to go and show off in church. They are also proud and disrespectful etc.

That is what being a Pharisee means.


On point. This makes the OP a Pharisee grin

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Ghoststory: 9:20am On Jul 23, 2017
You@ op is the only Pharisee I see here

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by mukhaila: 9:27am On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .

here we go with judgemental people again. This post really makes you the Pharisee. Judging others rather than showing the love of Christ. Atheists are much better than most self-professed Christians. In my walk of life, I've seen so-called 'unbelievers' show more love than Christians.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by bonna4u(m): 9:37am On Jul 23, 2017
This op is confuse.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Emulti(m): 9:50am On Jul 23, 2017
[quote author=RaggedyAnn post=58739428] Okay. In my opinion, a Pharisee is recognizable by these kinds of traits:

1. He will neglect a beggar at the church gate, but put 5k for offertory.

2. He will attend all church meetings, but never make time to visit his sick uncle at the hospital.

3. He will quarrel with everyone on his way to church, and then bow in piety to the priest.

4. He will never invite his hungry friends to lunch, but will send bags of rice to his pastor every month.

5. He will ostracize a prostitute, but condone the weakness in his pastor when he's discovered to be guilty of adultery.

6. He will lynch a boy in the street for stealing, and then take a shower and go for evening service.

7. He will collect kick-backs from contractors on inflated projects, and then do thanksgiving in church for the position that God has elevated him to.

8. He will refuse to give an acquaintance a lift, because his big bible is resting majestically on the passenger seat.

9. He will give his church members preferential treatment at his office.

10. He will not pay his nephew's school fees, but take on the renovation of the church.

11. He will come late to work, ignore the already waiting customers, and proceed with a thirty-minute long morning devotion before responding to them.

12. In church, he sits in the line of sight of the pastor. He makes eye-contact, so that he is seen. And afterwards, he still goes to greet the pastor, until he is showered with commendations for his conscientiousness.


On point. God bless you for me

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by OOLUSEG(m): 10:07am On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .


Majority of these points are reality, while the reverse of those points will change the title to: HOW TO IDENTIFY HYPOCRITES IN YOUR CHURCH.

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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by 2016v2017: 11:43am On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .

Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by 2016v2017: 11:44am On Jul 23, 2017
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Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by nedublink(m): 12:13pm On Jul 23, 2017
it seems you don't know the meaning of pharisees.all you mentioned are not the characteristics of a pharisees.
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Zenlife: 12:58pm On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .


ALL Apostolic church members and attendees are disdainful Hypocrites!
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by Pataricatering(f): 1:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
The OP really took a whipping! Lol . It's people like him that will eventually eat grass because their pastor said so! Why should you fear your pastor? If God loves you then why should a relationship with your pastor be based on fear OP most likely You are a pastor or a potential pastor so you are mentally preparing victims for your ( future ) church, Abi?
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by nwakaibeya1: 1:34pm On Jul 23, 2017
Jeremiah 12:10,Jeremiah 5,31>Prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority&my people love it this way.But what will you do in the end?is it not those we call CHAMELEONS?Prophets&pastors& apostles have destroyed my vineyard, they have trodden my portion under foot, they have made my pleasant portion a desolate wilderness.DO HUMANS REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THE TRUTH?::::: authority&judgement has come back to the earth,BEHOLD we are not begging human beigns to accept our truth& revelation &that is why we have told them,this is power as of old , that go&sin no more power of REAL Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to humans , so cant you see that we are wiser than those you who don't understand the spiritual& criticize us?dont forget this that many are pretenders INFACT THEY are pretenders who will rather die than accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean&perish people than accept defeat from Moses even though Pharoah knew the truth just like many people who read us knows our truth& revelation&many of his , Pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant& blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light&mantle& power that b& that is why we reveal the HIDDEN mystery OF HUMANBEIGNS ?you that think that you are wise?many humans like to stand at the gate of heaven ,enter they will never enter ,also allow others to enter they will never allow others to enter so you must think deeply :we are speaking by the power that is unbelievable to human beings *this is typical of all our truth& revelation&explanations about the night people ,the rich people &evil marine&occult world&those whom humans believe in them so much that they were called by God or where made rich by God who are in existence today as being powerful and others as the descendants of the prophets and priests referred to here in the bible @#### Jeremiah 5,25, Your wrongdoings have kept God away;your sins have deprived you of good and peace and night sleep.26 “Among my people are the wicked,who lie in wait like men who snare birds and like those who set traps to catch people.27 Like cages full of birds,their houses are full of deceit;they have become rich and powerful,28 and have grown fat and sleek.Their evil deeds have no limit; they do not seek Gods justice and secular.They do not promote the case of the fatherless;they do not defend the just cause of the poor even when they do its for their own selfish reason unknowingly to the those benefiting from them?.29 Should I not punish them for this?”declares the Lord.“Should I not avenge myself.on such a nation as this?30 “A horrible and shocking thing has happened in the land,31 ?you that think that you are wise?this is words of authority and power from real Jesus CHRIST, that we declare and they are spirits,who can battle with the God of justice,he that made the spiritual laws?we are not begging human beigns to accept the truth and thats why we have told them this is power as of Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us BUT AS USUAL ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHO IS GENUINE OR NOT?DO NOT SAY YOU WHERE NOT TOLD THAT KINGDOM OF GOD OF JUSTICE HAS COME AND JUDGEMENT HAS COME BACK TO THE EARTH:YOU ARE PERMITTED TO INVESTIGATE BUT HOW WOULD YOU INVESTIGATE WHEN YOU ARE SPIRITUALLY BLIND?JEREMIAH 5,21-22

Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by captain247: 1:35pm On Jul 23, 2017
OP do you think one can easily measure even up to half of the Pharisees in today's world let alone identifying them? Hmmm

Matt 5:20 says, For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven. Matthew
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by rexben(m): 1:58pm On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:

REPENT HEAVEN IS REAL, HELL IS REAL
All your pastors are pharisees and sasducees.
Follow Jesus
Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by staggerman(m): 2:21pm On Jul 23, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN YOUR CHURCH



1. They go to work early but come to church late.



2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.



3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.



4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe in the church.



5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.



6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.



7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.



8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.



9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.



10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.



11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.



12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.







https://www.naij.com/1110465-top-12-ways-identify-pharisees-church.html




Question:
Is there anyone in your church? .


Comparing church to business

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