This gal thinks she's smart she wanna eat her cake and have it, she doesn't know I got a leaf frm king solomon who had 700 wives and 300 concubines, the guy refused to be friend zoned by any of the women he met,

This gal came around today and as usual she wore her tight fitting cloth thinking she'll get me to press and touch her and then she'll make demands and leave after I've fulfilled her desires,today I locked up my urge to touch her, she askd for my fone, I told her wth the most husky voice to beat it that I ain't giving her, so she went to my table and took it, I didn't drag the fone wth her, after a while she dropped the fone and went to the glass styling her hair wth brush and comb,initially I'd close in the gap between me and her and make attempt to smooch her which always leads to frustrating er'ctions on my part which leads to nowhere but me going to the toilet to clean my dick frm sp'erm drool of my dick, no thanks to her forming nature.

I can't blame myself she's beautiful,hot and sexy wth an hour glass shape, not to forget that when she moves, her yansh shakes like the eye ball of an albino trying to balance his sight on a paper to read an article, d day I got a full hug frm her which led to a non injurious and non violent collision of my chest and her soft gigantic breasts, I had a new definition of softness cos those breasts are big and soft and round, infact whenever I see her breasts I always consider going into water melon farming and drop barbing cos watermelon is the next best thing that shares resemblance wth those lovely creatures adorning the land mass of her feminine chest, and both breast have sworn to stick to each other always like an handicap leg amputee and his crutches.

She's sweet and she has chop my money very well, even though I've not fvcked her yet even though it's one of my ambitions in life in dis 2017 at least I've smooched her and dat is a testimony on it's own, but lately when I touch her or come close to her she'll refuse to come close to me too jus like drake refuse to come closer to the venue of the video shoot of wizkid's come closer video let alone appearing in the video.
Whenver I near her she'll say I should shift back, that I can go and pregnate her wth the way I've come close to her cos she can sense dat I have a very high agro.
But she will not fail to ask me for things, one guy dat she claims is her ex was passing and she showed him to me and she said they dated for 2 and half years and he deceived her, I didn't want to tell her that I know him and he's my customer, as a matter of fact the guy is even owing me #300 for his hair cut it was initially #1200 cos of accumulated haircut but he has been able to pay and reduce it to #300.


If she can give him a chance why can't I be given, so today I crossed my heart like letter T and I spoke up and told her to go and stop killing me since she can't give me her heart then she should let me be, and she was asking me wat's wrong wth me and why I'm acting like a kid, so I told that I'm acting like a kid cos she has refused to let me show her the adult part of me which is romantic,sexy, loving and caring, she was speechless like that song on michael jackson's tenth album (invincible) released in 2001, she shook her head from left to right, I wish I didn't mean wat I said to her but I meant it, I jus hope she will come back and beg me and stop allowing ogbanje disturb the feelings I have for her, I pray she'll com and beg cos I'm dying already,

NairalandCS:

so u came here to eat guguru abi?

story for the gods


#300 #1200 na wa even poor people dey get mouth talk

Dude got talent

I know dat feeling..
But OP..manage ehn
Na u do urself

DarkMagic:
I know dat feeling.. But OP..manage ehn Na u do urself

how I take do myself?

Olanrefront3355:
Dude got talent

thank you!

Hehehehehe

i swear your sense of humour is impeccable like the boobz of my great grand mom at 21


dont worry bro.................bitch's gonna come beg you soon...........

Dat ass gonna be yours in no time

thepussyhunter:
Hehehehehe

i swear your sense of humour is impeccable like the boobz of my great grand mom at 21


dont worry bro.................bitch's gonna come beg you soon...........

Dat ass gonna be yours in no time

amen bro, I need to love dat gal,her body needs my love I can sense it, I jus dnt knw why nepa is always taking the light in her brain when she's wth me

jonaifame22:
This gal thinks she's smart she wanna eat her cake and have it, she doesn't know I got a leaf frm king solomon who had 700 wives and 300 concubines, the guy refused to be friend zoned by any of the women he met,

This gal came around today and as usual she wore her tight fitting cloth thinking she'll get me to press and touch her and then she'll make demands and leave after I've fulfilled her desires,today I locked up my urge to touch her, she askd for my fone, I told her wth the most husky voice to beat it that I ain't giving her, so she went to my table and took it, I didn't drag the fone wth her, after a while she dropped the fone and went to the glass styling her hair wth brush and comb,initially I'd close in the gap between me and her and make attempt to smooch her which always leads to frustrating er'ctions on my part which leads to nowhere but me going to the toilet to clean my dick frm sp'erm drool of my dick, no thanks to her forming nature.

I can't blame myself she's beautiful,hot and sexy wth an hour glass shape, not to forget that when she moves, her yansh shakes like the eye ball of an albino trying to balance his sight on a paper to read an article, d day I got a full hug frm her which led to a non injurious and non violent collision of my chest and her soft gigantic breasts, I had a new definition of softness cos those breasts are big and soft and round, infact whenever I see her breasts I always consider going into water melon farming and drop barbing cos watermelon is the next best thing that shares resemblance wth those lovely creatures adorning the land mass of her feminine chest, and both breast have sworn to stick to each other always like an handicap leg amputee and his crutches.

She's sweet and she has chop my money very well, even though I've not fvcked her yet even though it's one of my ambitions in life in dis 2017 at least I've smooched her and dat is a testimony on it's own, but lately when I touch her or come close to her she'll refuse to come close to me too jus like drake refuse to come closer to the venue of the video shoot of wizkid's come closer video let alone appearing in the video.
Whenver I near her she'll say I should shift back, that I can go and pregnate her wth the way I've come close to her cos she can sense dat I have a very high agro.
But she will not fail to ask me for things, one guy dat she claims is her ex was passing and she showed him to me and she said they dated for 2 and half years and he deceived her, I didn't want to tell her that I know him and he's my customer, as a matter of fact the guy is even owing me #300 for his hair cut it was initially #1200 cos of accumulated haircut but he has been able to pay and reduce it to #300.


If she can give him a chance why can't I be given, so today I crossed my heart like letter T and I spoke up and told her to go and stop killing me since she can't give me her heart then she should let me be, and she was asking me wat's wrong wth me and why I'm acting like a kid, so I told that I'm acting like a kid cos she has refused to let me show her the adult part of me which is romantic,sexy, loving and caring, she was speechless like that song on michael jackson's tenth album (invincible) released in 2001, she shook her head from left to right, I wish I didn't mean wat I said to her but I meant it, I jus hope she will come back and beg me and stop allowing ogbanje disturb the feelings I have for her, I pray she'll com and beg cos I'm dying already,

Falls out of thread *gidibam*
My son ur problems are too much, that's why u won't see that pants talk less smell the honey. Repackage urself no woman wants a guy she can play around her fingers

OP, your story made my day. U are damn funny. Girls are a lot confused

op sorry about the treatment

Your wordplay is top notch

Funny dude...

Slimydude49:
Your wordplay is top notch

thank you!

A good display of words. Above all, the fact that your story is probably non-fictional makes it even more unique.. Nice one Op

Divay22:

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All your own talk is always about sex, sex, sex,dont u get tired, haba....

sabanageorge:
Your witty use of similes and metaphors render your writing incredibly hilarious. Though you overuse them, but it's funny nonetheless.

thank you, hope u're good today?

CheedyJ:
All your own talk is always about sex, sex, sex,dont u get tired, haba....

can't someone talk abt sex in peace again?

jonaifame22:
can't someone talk abt sex in peace again?

f
Lol. .u can oo after all it's a free world but too much of everything is bad na

CheedyJ:
f
Lol. .u can oo after all it's a free world but too much of everything is bad na

it's not too much,it's just normal

L

jonaifame22:
L

m

jonaifame22:
L

How far with the babe? is she pregnant now?

Wiziman:
How far with the babe? is she pregnant now?

no