I'm sire in the next century or two midt humans that are religious would be
-universalists
-Buddhists
-jainism

ScepticalPyrrho:


I'm not sure you understand what Deism means.

The teaching of Christ is simple: "love your God and love your neighbor as you love yourself" I follow his teachings.

hopefulLandlord:


no belief should be respected

respecting beliefs can only lead to trouble

or the opposite? tell me how it can lead to trouble.

onyenze123:


or the opposite? tell me how it can lead to trouble.

"You’ve gotta respect everyone’s beliefs." No, you don’t. That’s what gets us in trouble. Look, you have to acknowledge everyone’s beliefs, and then you have to reserve the right to go: "That is fuckiñg stupid. Are you kidding me?" I acknowledge that you believe that, that’s great, but I’m not going to respect it. I have an uncle that believes he saw Sasquatch. We do not believe him, nor do we respect his belief!"


Patton Oswalt, on people’s beliefs

I was watching the tyra banks show
One idiot christian came to the show you start saying that the misfortune in the US was due to the homosexual community and that hurricane Katrina was"divine retribution" so it was a good thing because New Orleans had a very high population of Swedish gay people and God was "pouting out his wrath"
Tyra banks was so shocked
For someone that claimed to love all the lady and the teenage girls with her sounded very hateful
I really don't know how religion mindfucks this peoples brains

onyenze123:


free yourself from hate. "live and let's live" respect other people's belief

It is not my fault if you equate truth with hate. It must be very bitter

jonbellion:
I was watching the tyra banks show
One idiot christian came to the show you start saying that the misfortune in the US was due to the homosexual community and that hurricane Katrina was"divine retribution" so it was a good thing because New Orleans had a very high population of Swedish gay people and God was "pouting out his wrath"
Tyra banks was so shocked
For someone that claimed to love all the lady and the teenage girls with her sounded very hateful
I really don't know how religion mindfucks this peoples brains

I remember some preacher also saying humans shouldn't be concerned about global warning since the world would soon come to an end

hahn:


It is not my fault if you equate truth with hate. It must be very bitter

I no get una strength today

jonbellion:
I was watching the tyra banks show
One idiot christian came to the show you start saying that the misfortune in the US was due to the homosexual community and that hurricane Katrina was"divine retribution" so it was a good thing because New Orleans had a very high population of Swedish gay people and God was "pouting out his wrath"
Tyra banks was so shocked
For someone that claimed to love all the lady and the teenage girls with her sounded very hateful
I really don't know how religion mindfucks this peoples brains

Dr M on this forum once said if Oyedepo shows up to his door and people try to rape him he will rather sacrifice his virgin daughters

There is no limit to the stupidity that can be displayed by theists

hahn:


Dr M on this forum once said if Oyedepo shows up to his door and people try to rape him he will rather sacrifice his virgin daughters

There is no limit to the stupidity that can be displayed by theists

onyenze123:


I no get una strength today

Your strength wey dey come from the lord don finish abi?

hahn:


Your strength wey dey come from the lord don finish abi?

"I can do all things through him who strengthens me"

Philippians 4:13

onyenze123:


"I can do all things through him who strengthens me"

Philippians 4:13

Go and heal this guy https://www.nairaland.com/3954757/36-year-old-man-hit-cancer-mouth

I am waiting

hahn:
Christianity most definitely.

I would start my own church, milk my followers of all their money and sleep with every single female church member. Women will swallow my cum to receive healing

Then I will start my own holy water business like TB Joshua, only I will sell mine for N10,000 since mine will be direct from the dick of Jehovah

People from all over the world will pay money, I will call it tithes and offering, into my account and I will buy private jets and mansions while I pray for my members who trek to service and live in face me I slap you and tell them god told me to give me everything they have and go outside and eat grass

Honestly, this is a good business idea. But not for people who have conscience. But as an atheist, if you become a pastor, you will definitely blow. Just claim that God gave you the Paul treatment, and that alone will appeal to the emotion of so many gullible people

Fingerprinter:


Honestly, this is a good business idea. But not for people who have conscience. But as an atheist, if you become a pastor, you will definitely blow. Just claim that God gave you the Paul treatment, and that alone will appeal to the emotion of so many gullible people

It is not much about conscience. Just business

I am working on something else sha. I must chop Christians money na. Shuo

hopefulLandlord:


I remember some preacher also saying humans shouldn't be concerned about global warning since the world would soon come to an end

I remember late last year when one guy was moving around this forum saying that Obama would be the last president of the US. And that the world would come an end before January 20th 2017

hahn:


It is not much about conscience. Just business

I am working on something else sha. I must chop Christians money na. Shuo

Abeg carry me along o. Me too Wan chop Christian money

hahn:


Go and heal this guy https://www.nairaland.com/3954757/36-year-old-man-hit-cancer-mouth

I am waiting

He is already healed if he truly believes

.

jonbellion:
Unitarian Universalism

This. Reasonable doctrines. Or Zoroastrianism, studied it the other day and they seemed very rational too.

hopefulLandlord:


no belief should be respected

respecting beliefs can only lead to trouble

Does that also include your atheistic beliefs?

onyenze123:


The teaching of Christ is simple: "love your God and love your neighbor as you love yourself" I follow his teachings.

I really hope you do.

onyenze123:


He is already healed if he truly believes

Lol. Go and heal him ogbeni and stop copping out

onyenze123:


He is already healed if he truly believes

Lmao!!!!

jonbellion:
I was watching the tyra banks show
One idiot christian came to the show you start saying that the misfortune in the US was due to the homosexual community and that hurricane Katrina was"divine retribution" so it was a good thing because New Orleans had a very high population of Swedish gay people and God was "pouting out his wrath"
Tyra banks was so shocked
For someone that claimed to love all the lady and the teenage girls with her sounded very hateful
I really don't know how religion mindfucks this peoples brains

Its the same mind that believes that billions of people will be tortured in hell for ETERNITY just because of unbelief. What a sadistic mind most believers have.

Dalamama:


Its the same mind that believes that billions of people will be tortured in hell for ETERNITY just because of unbelief. What a sadistic mind most believers have.

Including my grandfathers who died years before Christianity even came to Nigeria. What a belief.

Jehovah witnesses
* minus their waka about * minus transfusion

akintom:
Jehovah witnesses
* minus their waka about * minus transfusion

Jehovah witness without waka about, that one na Jehovah witness?

Fingerprinter:

Jehovah witness without waka about, that one na Jehovah witness?

Kikikikikikiki.......

Aaronsrod:
Every one of you already serves your father Satan! You worship the Devil yet do not know it.

Seek deliverance!

This is 2017 n!gga!!!!!

hahn:


Lol. Go and heal him ogbeni and stop copping out

Na wa oh

If I were to pick a religion I will pick buddhism