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Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Advin(m): 3:49pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
mama nkechi has three children; One is Coke, the other is Fanta; What is the name of the third child? Good Luck. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by FOD(m): 4:00pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Nkechi... Even our baby of year knows the answer |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by buckeye(m): 7:08pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Nna na Nkechi |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by buckeye(m): 7:08pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Abi u won call am 7up ? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by spikelord(m): 7:40pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Buckeye, it's not 7up, na Sprite. U know say 7up no dey for coke family. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by hotangel2(f): 7:48pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Na nkechi now. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by buckeye(m): 6:48am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Okay oo spikelord, Mr advinchi, dem sey na sprite wetin be ur answer? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by kezieuc: 11:26am On Dec 17, 2005 |
[sup]a million box it should be sprite u know sprite is also bottled and made by the coca-cola family so tell me the answer? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by snowsdream(f): 4:54pm On Dec 25, 2005 |
Since it is mama Nkechi and two of her three chldren is coke and fanta then Nkechi is the name of the last child. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Scorpio(f): 9:03pm On Dec 25, 2005 |
hmm, me thinks it's Sprite |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by goodguy(m): 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2005 |
If it's sprite, then where did she get the name "Mama Nkechi"? It's Nkechi jo! |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Rolly: 1:58am On Dec 26, 2005 |
before nko? the name na Nkechi now who no know that one? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by kellorah: 7:46pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
duhhh nkechi na d answer JARE!!! i've gt one... shall i post it here or do i have to make it as a topic on it's own?? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by hotangel2(f): 7:51pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
Kellorah u r pretty. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by kellorah: 8:00pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
aw! cheers mate! hope ur xmas was great!~~~HOT_ANGEL |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Advin(m): 9:06pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
They say in every gathering, there are sheeps and there are also goats(sorry to say). The answer to the question is simply Nkechi. That was too easy. Wait for another one soon. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by goodguy(m): 9:09pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
Kellorah, you can post urs here. (You're very pretty by the way. You've got hot legs! ) |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by kellorah: 10:01pm On Jan 02, 2006 |
k k k ive gt one.... a man has got a yam, a goat and a lion. he has to cross the river but can only cross with one of them @ a time. how do u think he shd go about it? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by goodguy(m): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2006 |
Lemme reframe that. A man has got a yam, a goat and a lion. He has to cross the river but can only cross with one of them at a time. If he goes with the yam first, the Lion will eat up the goat since he won't be there to monitor them. If he decides to go with the Lion first, the goat will eat up the yam. And if he decides to go with the goat first, the Lion will eat the yam. How do u think he should go about it? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by kellorah: 10:37pm On Jan 02, 2006 |
cheers goodguy |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by goodguy(m): 10:52pm On Jan 02, 2006 |
I once knew the answer but I've forgotten now. I can't think deep at the moment. Maybe I'll provide the answer (if no one does before me) tomorrow. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by buckeye(m): 11:25pm On Jan 02, 2006 |
@ goodguy, lion doesnt eat yam so he'll go with the goat first then come back and take the lion and bring back the goat. then pick up the yam after bringing back the goat...then since lion does not eat yam, he will come back for the goat on his last trip. did i make sense ?...guess so . |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by goodguy(m): 11:34pm On Jan 02, 2006 |
Lions don't eat yams. So the man will go with the Goat first and take it to the other side of the river, leaving the Lion and the yam behind. Then he'll go back and pick up the Lion while he'll take the goat, which is already at the other side, back with him, to where the yam is. Then he'll pick up the yam and take it to the other side of the river where the Lion already is. Then he'll finally go back and pick up the goat. They are all at the other side of the river now. Good thinking, buckeye |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by spikelord(m): 12:16am On Jan 03, 2006 |
Advinchi: What was that statement in the first line supposed to mean? Is that an insult or what Advinchi?? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by buckeye(m): 1:30am On Jan 03, 2006 |
abi oo |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Advin(m): 11:39am On Jan 03, 2006 |
Sorry, if you got annoyed, but it is no insult. were you among those that got the wrong answer? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by goodguy(m): 3:42pm On Jan 03, 2006 |
what do you think? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by dagaro(m): 5:06pm On Jan 03, 2006 |
Well, Sheeps and Goats are all animals Advinchi ,so who is an animal in this gathering? |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Advin(m): 7:56am On Jan 04, 2006 |
human's are higher animals. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by hotangel2(f): 8:00am On Jan 04, 2006 |
Kellorah that's hard. I dunno the answer jare. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by spikelord(m): 10:21am On Jan 04, 2006 |
Advinchi: Everything posted on this thread should be Jokes all through. I know the answer to the question but I decided to make my own joke out of it huh. I ain't mad at ya though. |
Re: Mama Nkechi Has 3 Children by Advin(m): 12:54pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
who told you I was begging you? huh? |
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