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Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by Seun(m): 12:55am On Dec 17, 2005 |
The Onion is my favorite news website. Their news is fake, of course, and funny too! Here are some of my favorites (to be updated) Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom The voice that told President Bush about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction. Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them 'Them' meaning 'the rest of the world!' Clinton Denies Lewinsky Allegations 'We did not have sex, we made love,' says president. |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by Seun(m): 1:07am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Another one I realy like: Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran!' |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by damygurl(f): 5:11am On Dec 17, 2005 |
the onion site is so funny. we go there everytime in my english class to read articles. |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by Seun(m): 9:41pm On Jan 18, 2006 |
I can't believe it - anytime I remember "We'll exit through Iran!" I just start chuckling to myself. |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by Seun(m): 9:36pm On Feb 01, 2006 |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by WesleyanA(f): 6:34am On Feb 03, 2006 |
we did one in my english class too (kind of satirize the commercial/advertising industry and how they use pseudoscience "fake science" to trick ignorant customers into buying their goods. They use all this big words and you go hmm... they must be smart scientists, business people): Revolutionary New Insoles Combine Five Forms of Pseudoscience "Why should I pay thousands of dollars to have my spine realigned with physical therapy when I can pay $20 for insoles clearly endorsed by an intelligent-looking man in a white lab coat?" the fact is that most of the news actually represent real life issues only they exagerrate them a lot. and use satire/parody. this one's hilarious to me for some reason: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by tjtj1(m): 11:11pm On Apr 09, 2008 |
s3un wat do yuu mean? |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by wanitas(f): 10:27pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
;Dthey actually might go thru iran, u just wait and see just like the military administrator who was asked the types of mineral in Kano state and mentioned coke , fanta etc |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by 123gist(m): 1:15am On Aug 08, 2015 |
U.S exit strategy so on point. |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by san316(m): 9:44pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: Funny Articles From The Onion (Fake News Website) by jbblues24(m): 4:22pm On May 31, 2019 |
This is fab work m8 |
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