I want to use this opportunity to personally congratulate my "good" friend Pastor Joeseph Asaju agbaje on the elevation of Jonathan Goodluck to the exalted position of the President of the federal republic of Nigeria. As we all know Pastor Agbaje is the the presiding pastor of CEC plc branch in yenogoa bayelsa state, this is the church in which members of Jonathan Goodluck's immediate family worships. Very soon testimonies would abound about how the lawd is working wonders in his ministry through the goverment funds that would find it's way one way or the other into his church coffers, of course it would be attributable to his being "faith full" and being a big time giver to the "gospel" it would also be attributable to his being a big time tither who tithes 30% of his loot and the first fruits he givescollects . I prophesy that pastor Agbaje would soon leave CEC and start his own churchbusiness i hereby use this opportunity to apply for the position of treasurer in his proposed new venture. Wishing you all the best in your new position of "first pastor" of the federal republic of Nigeria.

(rapturous applause)

Agbaje, remember me o! I'm the one you said you liked my sense of humour.

Serious? Mr, sorry oh Pastor Agbaje are you married? i'm single

Congratulations CEO (sorry pastor) Agbaje.

Pastor AIO:

(rapturous applause)

Agbaje, remember me o! I'm the one you said you liked my sense of humour.

saharachic:

Serious? Mr, sorry oh Pastor Agbaje are you married? i'm single

ROTFLOL

Kai! if I no say this development go happen I for talk jeje and sweetly with joagbaje on those "first fruits" threads. How I go take beg am now?

KunleOshob:

I want to use this opportunity to personally congratulate my "good" friend Pastor Joeseph Asaju agbaje on the elevation of Jonathan Goodluck to the exalted position of the President of the federal republic of Nigeria. As we all know Pastor Agbaje is the the presiding pastor of CEC plc branch in yenogoa bayelsa state, this is the church in which members of Jonathan Goodluck's immediate family worships. Very soon testimonies would abound about how the lawd is working wonders in his ministry through the goverment funds that would find it's way one way or the other into his church coffers, of course it would be attributable to his being "faith full" and being a big time giver to the "gospel" it would also be attributable to his being a big time tither who tithes 30% of his loot and the first fruits he givescollects . I prophesy that pastor Agbaje would soon leave CEC and start his own churchbusiness i hereby use this opportunity to apply for the position of treasurer in his proposed new venture. Wishing you all the best in your new position of "first pastor" of the federal republic of Nigeria.

The VP is not a thief

EXODUS 22:28
"Do not blaspheme God or curse the ruler of your people.

@Joagbage
I am very sorry for my behaviour towards you am an IT person let me help in the maintenance and networking of systems in your church. Remember Jesus said we should forgive one another

Let me too chop first fruit, remember theres love in sharing

Kunle abeg leave Joe is friend from today.

is this the same agbaje everybody was cursing out the other day?

Una all don become his biggest supporters now that you smell money, right?

ok- in that case I'm also a member of goodluck's church circle.

anyone who says otherwise is daft.

KunleOshob:

i hereby use this opportunity to apply for the position of treasurer in his proposed new venture. Wishing you all the best in your new position of "first pastor" of the federal republic of Nigeria.

You see yourself na?

Where is my man Tonye-tithe? he is likely to be the biggest beneficiary of this new development  

My pastor joe, please remember me when the new venture takes off oooo. you know i was never really in the camp of these people giving you a bad name. I just need the position of accountant. I am very skilled at accounting for tithe and offerings    

Joagbaje:

The VP is not a thief

EXODUS 22:28
"Do not blaspheme God or curse the ruler of your people.

No one as accused the Viceacting President of being a thief but it is only safe to assume that his immediate family who are members of your congregation would benefit be blessed by his new position and being loyal church members they must compulsarily pay their "increased" tithes and offerings which [you know who] would benefit handsomely from] That aside i am almost certain that a special thanksgiving would have taken place in church yesterday to thank "God" for this promotion and "God's representative" would probably be smiling to the bank this morning

PS: Forget the Jibes please i am seriously interested in the position of treasurer in your proposed new ministry.

Pastor Joe, abeg don't mind all these sycophants.  I will make an excellent asst. pastor and I will ensure that your music program will be the best in the country.

Pastor AIO:

Pastor Joe, abeg don't mind all these sycophants. I will make an excellent asst. pastor and I will ensure that your music program will be the best in the country.

Hmmmm Pastor AIO, Asst. Pastor, Goodluck Church of Christ Inc.

Please, anybody who wants to get a slice of the national divine cake should, henceforth, follow the pator's example and state their claim with the backing of an appropriate scriptural quote.No scripture quote, no consideration for any post.If you are of the islamic faith, please, you are not welcome, unless you can also quote from the bible and have made the right decision to convert, not only to christianity, but exclusively to pastor agbaje's church.The submission from any member of any other church will not be considered.
Thank you.

Joagbaje:

The VP is not a thief

EXODUS 22:28
"Do not blaspheme God or curse the ruler of your people.

I offer my services as Chief Security Officer to the aspiring G.O. I'll make certain no fool comes near the G.O.
Alternatively, I also offer services for all the artwork required by the church for adverts.

Pastor Joseph Asaju Agbaje

Group Chairman,CEO ,Overseeyer, Founder,and seated at the right hand side of your pockets.

Accept my congratulations  

jagunlabi:

Please, anybody who wants to get a slice of the national divine cake should, henceforth, follow the pator's example and state their claim with the backing of an appropriate scriptural quote.No scripture quote, no consideration for any post.If you are of the islamic faith, please, you are not welcome, unless you can also quote from the bible and have made the right decision to convert, not only to christianity, but exclusively to pastor agbaje's church.The submission from any member of any other church will not be considered.
Thank you.

^^^^ Ha! I didn't know somebody had already taken the job of the Human Resource Manager for the church.  

jagunlabi:

Please, anybody who wants to get a slice of the national divine cake should, henceforth, follow the pator's example and state their claim with the backing of an appropriate scriptural quote.No scripture quote, no consideration for any post.If you are of the islamic faith, please, you are not welcome, unless you can also quote from the bible and have made the right decision to convert, not only to christianity, but exclusively to pastor agbaje's church.The submission from any member of any other church will not be considered.
Thank you.

In addition to the above any aspiring member who is not up to date in their tithes and first fruit would definitely not be welcome   thjose who have consistently sowed seeds in addition to their up to date tithing and first fruit would be highly favoured. For those of you who are not up to date you would need to make special sacrificial offerings and sow a very big seed   it is only then that you would be considered for any position in our propoed ministry. I would supply my account details shortly were you can pay all your outstanding tithes, first fruits and seed sowing.

y'all r jokes

jagunlabi:

Please, anybody who wants to get a slice of the national divine cake should, henceforth, follow the pator's example and state their claim with the backing of an appropriate scriptural quote.No scripture quote, no consideration for any post.If you are of the islamic faith, please, you are not welcome, unless you can also quote from the bible and have made the right decision to convert, not only to christianity, but exclusively to pastor agbaje's church.The submission from any member of any other church will not be considered.
Thank you.

What if Aoodoakan become a member?

This thread is getting interesting its even in the front page of Nairaland I'm thrilled today no go boring O!

Pastor Mi, abeg O I no dey shakara O there's love in sharing

KunleOshob:

In addition to the above any aspiring member who is not up to date in their tithes and first fruit would definitely not be welcome thjose who have consistently sowed seeds in addition to their up to date tithing and first fruit would be highly favoured. For those of you who are not up to date you would need to make special sacrificial offerings and sow a very big seed it is only then that you would be considered for any position in our propoed ministry. I would supply my account details shortly were you can pay all your outstanding tithes, first fruits and seed sowing.

Regional Finance Manager!

CEC PLC ? That a church ?

KunleOshob,
I think you are one of the big fools in this country who spark off religious crises. How would you speak blasphemously against God and his chosen vessels? First I noticed you used the word PLC in front of the church and then used "Lawd" in place of the Lord. Do you now assume God is your playmate or what? If you do not have respect for your parents, community leaders and your family don't expose your stupidity to the whole world in the name of being vocal.
I do not know who Pastor Joe Agbaje is, but I think all men of God should be respected and not for basket mouths like you to begin to judge them in advance when they have not done anything to warrant such attacks and insinuation.

@ Seun
Am in no doubt that you have lost your initial vision for this site.
What is so much eductive abt a sensless and a childish post like this, that it can make a front page?
I hope you are not leaving the duty of running NL to you Kids this days, coz am suprised at the kinda post i see these days on front page.

efoghorjos:

KunleOshob,
I think you are one of the big fools in this country who spark off religious crises. How would you speak blasphemously against God and his chosen vessels? First I noticed you used the word PLC in front of the church and then used "Lawd" in place of the Lord. Do you now assume God is your playmate or what? If you do not have respect for your parents, community leaders and your family don't expose your stupidity to the whole world in the name of being vocal.
I do not know who Pastor Joe Agbaje is, but I think all men of God should be respected and not for basket mouths like you to begin to judge them in advance when they have not done anything to warrant such attacks and insinuation.

^^^obviously the above poster doesn't know anything about the going ons around here.

ttalks:

^^^obviously the above poster doesn't know anything about the going ons around here.

it is patently obvious he doesn't.

TO THOSE:
who come to NL once in a while,leave this thread alone.You guys haven't been following our in-house entertainment and so,obviously you will not find the thread funny.

it ISN'T blasphemous nor is it about GOD.Get that into your skulls

Ah! Thread of Clowns!  

Whats going on here? _{Runs away before being led into temptation}.

*silent prayers and walks out of the thread*

The diatribe and virtuperation by this guy that calls himself KunleOshoh is in bad taste! What is happening here?  Is this forum no longer moderated to separate the wheat from the chaff?  What has the Acting President done to deserve this rubbish on him and where his family worship.  This spineless KunloOsho is not only foolishly ridicling the Acting President, he is calling him a thief without proof and above all vilifying the church and work of God.  This is blasphemy of the highest order.  The likes of this fellow should not be allowed to rear their illiterate, foolish  and warped sensibility in this forum.  The posting was truly in bad taste.

vinceobe:

The diatribe and virtuperation by this guy that calls himself KunleOshoh is in bad taste! What is happening here?  Is this forum no longer moderated to seprate the wheat from the chaff.  What has the Acting President done to deserve this rubbish on him and where his family worship.  This spineless KunloOsho is not only foolishly ridicling the Acting President, he is calling him a thief with proof and above all vilifying the church and work of God.  This is blasphemy of the highest order.  The likes of this fellow should not be allowed to rear their illiterat, foolish  and warped sensibility in this forum.  The posting was truly in bad taste.

You guys dont get it,do you?

_{[s]shakes head in pity and poos over last post[/s]}

efoghorjos:

KunleOshob,
I think you are one of the big fools in this country who spark off religious crises. How would you speak blasphemously against God and his chosen vessels? First I noticed you used the word PLC in front of the church and then used "Lawd" in place of the Lord. Do you now assume God is your playmate or what? If you do not have respect for your parents, community leaders and your family don't expose your stupidity to the whole world in the name of being vocal.
I do not know who Pastor Joe Agbaje is, but I think all men of God should be respected and not for basket mouths like you to begin to judge them in advance when they have not done anything to warrant such attacks and insinuation.

Efo Gorgeous, are you really as gorgeous as your name implies? Make we see ya picture na?