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Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by wizard007(m): 7:35pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
My sisters are trouble, anywhere we've lived all the neighbors must to get name, I can remember our caretaker then being called - Amaga, the man be like hanger Iya wrongside - this woman can't hold a meaningful conversation, always saying the wrong things Oloju fife- round face Agbalagba- 40+ then but never married, and always looks for trouble Olomo- had a child out of wedlock and still shameless, and always use style style to insult my sister that just got married then, she was yet to conceive. Rogba- na their last born be this, fucking tall and looks like a gaul Oloju fintin fintin - eye service is her hobby and blinks eye rapidly Oloju jo'na - burnt face Olori ragaji - married man living alone with large head E plenty die, can't remember some, those ladies (sister) are mischief makers |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by oliviacute(f): 7:45pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
there was a girl we nicknamed SPEAKER because anywhere there is amebo talk she is always dere and she is always head ov d gist and their crew we call them HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY ...so if she is just outside...we ll be lyk speaker dey outside o with her house of assembly members |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by stev057: 7:58pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
we nicknamed one of our nebo then "Chopper" The guy is single and can cancel "BANKU" like hell |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by ikorodureporta: 8:02pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
oliviacute: |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Healer007: 8:05pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Chai Una wicked oo |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by oairhunmwunde: 8:28pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
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Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Nobody: 8:29pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Lol nice thread... We use to have a neighbor who owns a poultry, his name is Uche.... unfortunately we have other Uches in the area, so during noon this Uche comes around and carry any bucket of water placed under the tape receiving drips of water, as of then na turn by turn nau no water. So if this uche comes around he carries any bucket of water he finds filled provided he's chicks are ok... So when the next neighbor ask - who don carry my water?? We will say na 'Uche ọkụkọ' and those women would start laughing. It now i found out they were laughing cause "Uche ọkụkọ" literally means 'chicken sense'!! Quite funny. 1 Like |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Nobody: 8:53pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
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Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by SSAwhistleblowe: 8:57pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
One neighbor had this terrible k legs and we called him elese wiwo meaning bent legs in Yoruba One woman selling provisions near our house we called her iya okola meaning woman with tribal marks in yoruba So many can't remember it's a long time |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by dakeskese(m): 9:37pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
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Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by eodiac(m): 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
yea,there is one of our neighbors we call mekilisaida coz of amebo and Hipocracy and we do call another one chilafifon |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by alfredo4u(m): 10:06pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
We nicknamed one of our neighbour Sex director and changing babes |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by chrisandrea: 11:02pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
infact so many Nick names...
chidinma ike ukwu... her bum was biiig.
Chioma u ug... she was ugly.
ishi stamp man... he wasn't smart.
Nwa teacher... a lady teacher.
aunty gwe-gwe-gwe.. one old lady that wasn't married.
dry fish... the girl was slim
jonkie... a very unserioys boy... i can go on and on. |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by alab11: 11:09pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
eskenshi, Ijakadi she is a trouble maker, oponto a very big and busty Lady, etc |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by datimogal(f): 11:41pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
In my family every of our neighbour has a nick name. my fat neighbour is called bag of fufu, the midwife in my house is called mother of all children. one slim woman is called old bicycle,another one is called old woman , |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by ncoolsome(m): 11:54pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Yh some crazy peeps gv my old man a stupid nicname 6 to 6 cuz hw wrked shift frm 6 to 6 imagine?? 1 Like |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by coputa(m): 12:02am On Aug 14, 2017 |
talk2hb1:So you gave your parents Nick names.your children go give you name too.lol 2 Likes |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by MChaze25(m): 3:58am On Aug 14, 2017 |
All these kids giving neighbours names, una no well o. Well trained kids don't do this shit.. Growing up, our innocence never expire to dey observe neighbours come dey even give names join.. Ghetto children everywhere... Lol |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Nobody: 7:32am On Aug 14, 2017 |
I nickname my landlady as Evangelist for gossip. That woman na towncriers |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by talk2hb1(m): 8:20am On Aug 14, 2017 |
coputa:Codename now, but cant wait for that! |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by tempel(m): 8:47am On Aug 14, 2017 |
While growing up primary school days, after school we get home and eat, cone out and start playing why noise. The this man coMes out and shouts at us to go have our siesta is night, so we gave him the name * IS NIGHT, GO AND HAVE YOU SIESTA" |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by temmym4(m): 10:43am On Aug 14, 2017 |
Owolonto - Due to the shape of her mouth Zidane - His bald head Lion-Man - The guy resemble lion dye Maluu (Cow) - From his looks, u dont even need to ask KA-pable : In yoruba, KA means to fold, so KApable means foldable, since the man is as slim and small statured as being able to to get folded Uncle-Dudu : Black uncle African Queen: cos she make sense Puppy: Young lady but she get very small Stature Tie - slim long legs and normal body. he resemble tie dye Key holder - she resemble one of the key holder we use in the house Opoo - He carries one particular bag that resembles that stuff the old mama in the market normally put money inside under cloth (Opoo in Yoruba) so many i can't even remember. God please forgive our past. 2 Likes |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by NevetsIbot(m): 1:12pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
mad fellow - Our lousy Igbo neighbour. |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by ritapearl(f): 5:23pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
Yes o! One of my neighbors is nicknamed " LOCOMOTIVE" because of the sound of her generator. 1 Like |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by captinkilla: 11:06pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
iPurge: Oobi some gee boy sha don dash me |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by captinkilla: 11:07pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
EgunMogaji: stingy people everywhere |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Nobody: 11:27pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
captinkilla: "Gbagbe bo se sele" Nairaland is an accurate representation of the Nigerian populace |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Klare(f): 2:31pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
My room mate in the hoste we are 5 in a room, as per se na hostel now there is a limit to privacy this partical room mate no gree.she go come back from lectures they ask jamb questions who sat on my bed, who put cup on my table she go even tell u not to stand in her corner for too long. Omo naso we name her sango olukoso. So tey she secluded herself from the other roomates con dey always talk alone atimes. The humorous thing be say we gist abt her in her front without her knowing |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Nobody: 7:14am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Klare: Jeez!!!.....this happens in my room too,exactly d way u said. 1 Like |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Nobody: 3:57am On Mar 06, 2018 |
ritapearl: Peggy how far |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by ritapearl(f): 4:49pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
sophoccles: Biodun I dey |
Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by ImaIma1(f): 8:18am On Mar 08, 2018 |
My older ones were crazy at it. Someone was called ORANGES. Two friends were called ESAU and JACOB because Esau when pronounced in a particular tone in my language means a short person...Jacob was the taller one |
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