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Don't mind the ppl posting!! the end justified the mean that what they say, go ahead and get her pregnant, no waste time lol

Police ko, Police ni!!!

This boy has done nutting wrong!!! He takes advantage of the situation, I will only blame him for not watching his back!!!

I wont wake up till she s up!!!

Its on adventure lol!!!, gotta have tha kind of experience myself

She wont marry now cos she s enjoying my company!!!

Lets be candid here, can you walk from lagos to abuja, The distance from the Nigerian city of Lagos to the capital city of Abuja in Nigeria is roughly 725 kilometers by road, which equates to roughly 450 miles, driving through the rough road should take roughly 8-10 hours.
I said i can walk the distance given a bet of #80 milla, A friend beside me goes for less, so am considering changing my offer to something quite lower , Who know someone might want to sponsor the lowest bidder on this tread, I rolls the dice openly, roll yours,
Can you walk this distance?, if yes for how much?

[quote author=Platnum! link=topic=732315.msg8894643#msg8894643 date=1312987420]OMG,so u could actually find some ones post annoying, u? no offense but when ever i see your post,i try[b] to erase my memory, again,no offense[/b][/quote]No post annoys me, try not to format your memory , if you ve got no backup,
the gay need attn, am not down with that!!

festire:
@poster you are a mutular of the highest order, :-( 4 doing that to your friend. You don't deceive his friendship if she see your joystick.

My joystick!!!

My best friend fiancee want to sleep with me!!,  the conversation goes thus!! when my friend is out

Blessin:   u  use to look at me in a lustful way

3direct:   u look at me too

Blessin:  your friend do bahave somehow to me this day,  i dont know whats wrong with him

3direct:  u should know now you are is Gs
,
Another thought ran through my mind, (the word lustful),  so i ask(tried) her ,
,

3direct:  what do you mean i look at you somehow

Blessing:  I know whats in your mind

3direct:   Whats on my mind?

she begins to say things i dont seem to undestand,

she came closer and we begin to kiss, she ask if she could put my joystick in her mouth,
i said we can t have it here, that maybe we should pros pone it cos am not feeling secured here.
we did prospone it,

Now this thing is really troubling my mind,

-will i b a bestman on the wedding or worst man if i did that.
-I dont want to hurt my friend
-This girl is dangerous
-should i warn my friend
-should i back out
-should i give it a go.( i have not had my joystick sucked b4) guys says it interesting
Honestly, honestly this girl is beautiful,

i dont know what has come over me please NL, Please

the moment you are no longer a virgin!!

pendo89:
@buy 1

Am just glad that nobody is still suggesting crude ways which sound more like violation.
Its not a hymen you are trying to break here, its those pubococcygeus muscles which you cannot break.

This your wife and love making ought to be enjoyed not endured so help her relax.
see,evn u succeed to penetrate her thru all manner of crude ways, then do not for a moment assume that the next try will be smooth.
If anything it may be much worse bcz her mind has registered 'trauma and pain' and so she will lock again.

You need to understand tht some women have been brought up to believe that sex is evil,(due to religious or cultural values)painful or maybe she was exposed to intimate molestation while young and all these contribute to her state of mind at the time of Being Intimate.
If she never dealt with those issues then she needs to now.

@pendo keep it up with your biology class, are you saying those vagiwhatever or pubo muscle cant break with a well studded tallywaker? , cruel but not meant to be!!, lets leave the pain and trauma for another day

Nope, why do you ask?

I think you are ppl here just pathetic and arrogant and probably going to die alone with that stink know it all attitude.

I admit some of your advice does make sense but then there are some where you can actually see that the poser got nuttin upstairs

And sometimes I wonder if ppl are giving advice or just an insulting .

I came across this Christians Admits your Mistakes making the frontpage
today and I wouldn't pay you if my life depended on it.

So this is my first and last contribution to you personally and it goes like this: Bleep the mod, Bleep the poser and Bleep Bleep Bleep the repliers am out

I have noticed with time that married women (especially those who are newly married) are extremely rude. I'll like you to give it a thought and give me your opinion as to why this is so.

Me and my mates are having an argument on how many men a girl would have slept with to gain the ashewo qualification. The argument started when a guy called a girl an ashewo for sleeping with about 30 guys. Needless to say, being a woman I took the lady's side, but what do you think the cut-off point is - 5, 10, 50? The guys say 5.
Am Curious

Sagamite:
If someone is not interested in marriage does that mean they are afraid?

What kind of balls do you need for marriage that is unique?

Saga tell am , he think he's got ball, B ball or football?? he like child's play