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5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Ayemokhia: 3:59pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
5 Ways to Achieve Instant Fame on Nairaland Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5 ways to achieve instant fame on naijapals 1. Register with a striking username. This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Akpan01, Myragonza, Toks-E, Mazi, Diplomatic and I myself among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. So if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as D-guy! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you. 2. Reply at least 50 post per day. Did i just see you go . Well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of Around_d_corner among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. But if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion 3. Have a big EGO. Yes, have a big Ego. I’m serious; people love to hate people with big egos. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, after all, you're entitled to your opinion. Ok, did I just hear you say who does that? . The likes of Blinks_is_Back have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. And if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. Ok, don't start complaining again, I know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion 4. Try posting your picture. Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. It doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and Spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? Why not post it in every available thread be it Metro Life, Relationship & Romance, Funnyhub, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? Of course our one and only Khristiantus has showed that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. Just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our Naijapals Personality of the Year. and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure: 5. Post your obituary Ha ha , did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld. You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. Feel free to add yours. NB: If I used you as an example, please don’t get offended. I mean no harm at all. It’s just for fun. Teeco Ayemokhia |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:09pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
And when you get the fame, what is next? |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 6:16pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
I was going to ask that question michelin cos i can remember u once accused me of 'looking for cheap fame'. So as a famous member of nairaland (in your mind) i would really love it if u answer the question u threw to the poster. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 6:16pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
I was going to ask that question michelin cos i can remember u once accused me of 'looking for cheap fame'. So as a famous member of nairaland (in your mind) i would really love it if u answer the question u threw to the poster. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:23pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
Rooneyboy: Have you ever considered going back to the asshole you were born from? |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:37pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
michelin89:lawd of mercy. wetin the guy do you sef? u just chopped off his kcid (reverse dat) |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by mamagee3(f): 8:07pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
michelin89: BTW, I thought using that word is an offence. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
michelin89: learn to manage your drug highs in a civilized manner. No be only you dey smoke weed |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
tpia.: Go jump for lake. Who send you? |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 9:17pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
I m not in that mood tonight, i know michelin is always ready for insults. I ll reserve what i have for some other time. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
mama-gee:mama gee u dont need to worry yourself,we r in lent and i choose to be calm, michelin your free to run ur mouth. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
welcome back mama-gee, i missed you. now i can return to the sidelines and just watch |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by mamagee3(f): 11:09pm On Feb 20, 2010 |
*dhtml: Thanks and I missed you too, I couldn't wait for my 5-day-ban to come to an end. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Dclique(m): 7:26am On Feb 21, 2010 |
Poster, You were making sense, till the last 1. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by iice(f): 8:15am On Feb 21, 2010 |
Recycled topic. . . The last one has to do with an oldie. . . those of us who remember |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Dclique(m): 2:05pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Well, i don't |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by dominique(f): 4:21pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Dclique: thats prolly cos you weren't around during the papermoon obituary saga. that id will remain evergreen in our memory even though she has been banned for years!!! |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Dclique(m): 8:04pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Okay, then i guess the poster made complete sense. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Ayemokhia: 8:50pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Okay, then i guess the poster made complete sense. Abiiiiiii |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Brite02(m): 9:29am On Feb 22, 2010 |
Man, i gbadu ya style |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Ayemokhia: 12:46pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
Man, i gbadu ya style Mention |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by iice(f): 2:44pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
dominique:The good ol' days |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 7:34pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
iice:how i wish i were present those days when NL had no mad people. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 7:52pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
iice:how i wish i were present those days when NL had no mad people. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:58pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
6. Make a thread on "5 ways to achieve instant fame on nairaland" . . . aha did i hear you say what? Yeah it apparently works, tons of folks would be forced to go read your thread just for the laughs or to see if their names are mentioned there . . . those in this group are probably practicing strategy number 3 anyway. Oh you say who does that? Just look at Ayemokhia . . . he'll soon be a household name here! And if you think this isnt for you . . . well you probably dont need to be famous. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Ayemokhia: 9:25pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by candylips(m): 12:48pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
Ayemokhia: I disagree with this one because it will get you banned |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by ayettymama(f): 1:16pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
what is this?? are u bein serious?? is nl really such a big deal to people why is there sum cash prize to be won at the end of the yr or summin?? fill me in oooo |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by iice(f): 3:18pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
Rooneyboy: Hmmm, who knows you might have left like some if you'd been here before. Just saying. We had some mad people oo. . .good ol' mad people. I miss them! |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Mhismole(f): 12:57am On Feb 25, 2010 |
OMG. get a cool username, like yours?? post your pic on thread?? LMHO!!! Ok, you forgot one. "start really useless threads and post them on the romance section, like ME!!" Ok ok, jokes apart. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?? i really hope your being sarcastic sha. |
Re: 5 Ways To Achieve Instant Fame On Nairaland by Rooneyboy(m): 2:09pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
iice:cant imagine myself missing the present mad ones we have now. |
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