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"Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by Niflheim(m): 8:53am On Sep 04, 2017
I have said it before and I will say it again!!!
The prophecies of my Lord and personal saviour(OTEMATUM), shall surely come to pass!!! For it was Otemtum who prophesied that one day, the word "pastor" will become synonymous with the word "NYASHMASTER"!!!

FULL STORY:

A Michigan pastor who was accused of sexual assault by a former parishioner and admitted that his hand might have slipped into her pants while anointing her with oil to cleanse her of sexual sins at her home will not face charges, a local prosecutor said Wednesday.

Justine Morden, 20, alleged in June that Pastor Mitch Olson of Grace Ministry Center sexually assaulted her during the unorthodox anointing nearly 10 months ago.

In a case review released Wednesday morning, Senior Assistant Prosecutor Paul Soderberg said Morden doesn't fall under any classes of victims as recognized under state law, Nicole Hayden of The Times Herald reports.

"The conduct of suspect Mitchell Olson directed toward [the] 19-year-old victim was morally reprehensible. The Grace Ministry Center head pastor's conduct appears to be highly questionably and not religious in nature. It also appears to have violated the standards of the church. However, based on the information ... this conduct despite being immoral is not illegal according to Michigan criminal law. For these reasons we are unable to prosecute this case," Soderberg said.

Morden, who was living alone at the time of the alleged assault, said she sought counsel from Olson about changing her life and he suggested she be anointed to cleanse her of her sins. He told her he didn't have anointing oil at the church during a meeting in July 2016 but would eventually make time to get her anointed. "Later on that night, around like 8 or 9, he texted me and asked what my address was," Morden told the Herald. "I gave him the address and didn't think anything of it since I trusted him. ... He got there and said, 'I have the anointing oil if you want to be anointed,' so I said 'OK.'"

A police report lodged with local authorities said:

Olson then said a prayer and placed oil on her head, Olson then did the same on (her) shoulders. Olson then asked if he could put the oil on her breasts (she) said yes and Olson put his hand down the front of (her) shirt making skin to skin contact with (her) breasts. Olson then put oil on (her) stomach/mid-section. Olson then asked he could put oil on (her) buttock, (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the back of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) buttock cheeks. Olson then asked if he could put oil on (her) pubic area (front of pants), (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the front of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) pubic region. Olson then touched (her) knees and ended with her feet.

Morden explained that it wasn't until she told her mother about the anointing session that she realized the anointing she received wasn't standard practice.

"When I explained it to my mom, she said it wasn't right," she told The Times Herald. "I believed it was what really had to be done, but he grabbed, groped my boobs." Reacting to the review of her case, Morden told The Times Herald that she was heartbroken.

"It's frustrating to know that it did happen but that Michigan law can't protect me," she said. "It's very frustrating. I think if Michigan law was different he would be prosecuted ... it's frustrating that he can continue to do to other women what he did to me ... I have learned through this experience that sexual assault is so minimized and that it's easier for people to brush it under the rug rather than take action."


The link:..............................................................http://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-whose-hand-slipped-into-womans-pants-while-anointing-her-with-oil-wont-be-charged-197482/
Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hopefulLandlord: 9:13am On Sep 04, 2017
once the pastor anoints the boobs and vajajay, it would be a sin to touch them since the hole-ly BuyBull says "Touch not my anointed"

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hahn(m): 9:22am On Sep 04, 2017
Jesus will be proud grin

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by chemystery: 9:39am On Sep 04, 2017
Since he was anointing her, I don't think what he did was wrong.
The Bible said don't judge so that ye not be judge. Let's allow god judge the pastor.

P.S.
Trying to see how it feels like to type without using one's brain or sense

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hopefulLandlord: 9:43am On Sep 04, 2017
chemystery:
Since he was anointing her, I don't think what he did was wrong.
The Bible said don't judge so that ye not be judge. Let's allow god judge the pastor.
yes o! who knows if its his god that commanded him to do it? commanding creatures to anoint vagyna and boobs doesn't seem implausible since the same god ordered the killing of midianite and Canaanite infants

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hopefulLandlord: 9:44am On Sep 04, 2017
where's Yahwehpenis?

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by Niflheim(m): 10:11am On Sep 04, 2017
@HopefulLandlord,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! CHAI!!! That your comment about ,"touch not my anointed" has made me laugh so hard...........................................that I mistakenly choked and vomited on my bible!!! Anytime I vomit on a particular object, I end up flushing it down the toilet!!! Poor bible!!!
Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by chemystery: 10:44am On Sep 04, 2017
hopefulLandlord:

yes o! who knows if its his god that commanded him to do it? commanding creatures to anoint vagyna and boobs doesn't seem implausible since the same god ordered the killing of midianite and Canaanite infants
Who knows? grin

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hopefulLandlord: 10:45am On Sep 04, 2017
Niflheim:
@HopefulLandlord,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! CHAI!!! That your comment about ,"touch not my anointed" has made me laugh so hard...........................................that I mistakenly choked and vomited on my bible!!! Anytime I vomit on a particular object, I end up flushing it down the toilet!!! Poor bible!!!

that's where it belongs though

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by JackBizzle: 10:55am On Sep 04, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
where's Yahwehpenis?

Repaint! For the condom of God is at hand!

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hopefulLandlord: 10:56am On Sep 04, 2017
JackBizzle:

Repaint! For the condom of God is at hand!
I like reading that guy's posts lol, its almost guaranteed to crack me up

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by DeSepiero(m): 11:06am On Sep 04, 2017
Niflheim:
I have said it before and I will say it again!!!
The prophecies of my Lord and personal saviour(OTEMATUM), shall surely come to pass!!! For it was Otemtum who prophesied that one day, the word "pastor" will become synonymous with the word "NYASHMASTER"!!!

FULL STORY:

A Michigan pastor who was accused of sexual assault by a former parishioner and admitted that his hand might have slipped into her pants while anointing her with oil to cleanse her of sexual sins at her home will not face charges, a local prosecutor said Wednesday.

Justine Morden, 20, alleged in June that Pastor Mitch Olson of Grace Ministry Center sexually assaulted her during the unorthodox anointing nearly 10 months ago.

In a case review released Wednesday morning, Senior Assistant Prosecutor Paul Soderberg said Morden doesn't fall under any classes of victims as recognized under state law, Nicole Hayden of The Times Herald reports.

"The conduct of suspect Mitchell Olson directed toward [the] 19-year-old victim was morally reprehensible. The Grace Ministry Center head pastor's conduct appears to be highly questionably and not religious in nature. It also appears to have violated the standards of the church. However, based on the information ... this conduct despite being immoral is not illegal according to Michigan criminal law. For these reasons we are unable to prosecute this case," Soderberg said.

Morden, who was living alone at the time of the alleged assault, said she sought counsel from Olson about changing her life and he suggested she be anointed to cleanse her of her sins. He told her he didn't have anointing oil at the church during a meeting in July 2016 but would eventually make time to get her anointed. "Later on that night, around like 8 or 9, he texted me and asked what my address was," Morden told the Herald. "I gave him the address and didn't think anything of it since I trusted him. ... He got there and said, 'I have the anointing oil if you want to be anointed,' so I said 'OK.'"

A police report lodged with local authorities said:

Olson then said a prayer and placed oil on her head, Olson then did the same on (her) shoulders. Olson then asked if he could put the oil on her breasts (she) said yes and Olson put his hand down the front of (her) shirt making skin to skin contact with (her) breasts. Olson then put oil on (her) stomach/mid-section. Olson then asked he could put oil on (her) buttock, (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the back of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) buttock cheeks. Olson then asked if he could put oil on (her) pubic area (front of pants), (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the front of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) pubic region. Olson then touched (her) knees and ended with her feet.

Morden explained that it wasn't until she told her mother about the anointing session that she realized the anointing she received wasn't standard practice.

"When I explained it to my mom, she said it wasn't right," she told The Times Herald. "I believed it was what really had to be done, but he grabbed, groped my boobs." Reacting to the review of her case, Morden told The Times Herald that she was heartbroken.

"It's frustrating to know that it did happen but that Michigan law can't protect me," she said. "It's very frustrating. I think if Michigan law was different he would be prosecuted ... it's frustrating that he can continue to do to other women what he did to me ... I have learned through this experience that sexual assault is so minimized and that it's easier for people to brush it under the rug rather than take action."


The link:..............................................................http://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-whose-hand-slipped-into-womans-pants-while-anointing-her-with-oil-wont-be-charged-197482/

This is ridiculous!!

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by JackBizzle: 11:06am On Sep 04, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


I like reading that guy's posts lol, its almost guaranteed to crack me up

I swear! Thr guy should be a comedian.

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 04, 2017
the girl sef foolish is still at 20 years of age. pastor told her to open buttocks and she foolishly opened mtseeew

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:26am On Sep 05, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
where's Yahwehpenis?
The mod bannged me & cum for me wen I tell them of the tender messy of d joy sticks of God. They bannged me for 1 week. But I know, in d condom of God we sha eat d mouth of d pvssy fruit wit fucck & spoon & d vagins sha enjoy d condom of God. Matthew 25:1-13

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by hopefulLandlord: 9:31am On Sep 05, 2017
Proudgorgeousga:
the girl sef foolish is still at 20 years of age. pastor told her to open buttocks and she foolishly opened mtseeew

our god works in mysterious ways
Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:34am On Sep 05, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


I like reading that guy's posts lol, its almost guaranteed to crack me up

What crack u up about the holey condom of God? Only d people with holeyness can cum straight into d holey et-anal condom of God. But the unholey people sha not penetrate into d divine flat vagin(e)a land of God. The vagine(a) land of Jehovah my God is flat & holy, those with d spiritual joy sticks can enter in at d narrow gate. Matthew 7:13-14
Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:40am On Sep 05, 2017
Niflheim:
I have said it before and I will say it again!!!
The prophecies of my Lord and personal saviour(OTEMATUM), shall surely come to pass!!! For it was Otemtum who prophesied that one day, the word "pastor" will become synonymous with the word "NYASHMASTER"!!!

FULL STORY:

A Michigan pastor who was accused of sexual assault by a former parishioner and admitted that his hand might have slipped into her pants while anointing her with oil to cleanse her of sexual sins at her home will not face charges, a local prosecutor said Wednesday.

Justine Morden, 20, alleged in June that Pastor Mitch Olson of Grace Ministry Center sexually assaulted her during the unorthodox anointing nearly 10 months ago.

In a case review released Wednesday morning, Senior Assistant Prosecutor Paul Soderberg said Morden doesn't fall under any classes of victims as recognized under state law, Nicole Hayden of The Times Herald reports.

"The conduct of suspect Mitchell Olson directed toward [the] 19-year-old victim was morally reprehensible. The Grace Ministry Center head pastor's conduct appears to be highly questionably and not religious in nature. It also appears to have violated the standards of the church. However, based on the information ... this conduct despite being immoral is not illegal according to Michigan criminal law. For these reasons we are unable to prosecute this case," Soderberg said.

Morden, who was living alone at the time of the alleged assault, said she sought counsel from Olson about changing her life and he suggested she be anointed to cleanse her of her sins. He told her he didn't have anointing oil at the church during a meeting in July 2016 but would eventually make time to get her anointed. "Later on that night, around like 8 or 9, he texted me and asked what my address was," Morden told the Herald. "I gave him the address and didn't think anything of it since I trusted him. ... He got there and said, 'I have the anointing oil if you want to be anointed,' so I said 'OK.'"

A police report lodged with local authorities said:

Olson then said a prayer and placed oil on her head, Olson then did the same on (her) shoulders. Olson then asked if he could put the oil on her breasts (she) said yes and Olson put his hand down the front of (her) shirt making skin to skin contact with (her) breasts. Olson then put oil on (her) stomach/mid-section. Olson then asked he could put oil on (her) buttock, (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the back of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) buttock cheeks. Olson then asked if he could put oil on (her) pubic area (front of pants), (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the front of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) pubic region. Olson then touched (her) knees and ended with her feet.

Morden explained that it wasn't until she told her mother about the anointing session that she realized the anointing she received wasn't standard practice.

"When I explained it to my mom, she said it wasn't right," she told The Times Herald. "I believed it was what really had to be done, but he grabbed, groped my boobs." Reacting to the review of her case, Morden told The Times Herald that she was heartbroken.

"It's frustrating to know that it did happen but that Michigan law can't protect me," she said. "It's very frustrating. I think if Michigan law was different he would be prosecuted ... it's frustrating that he can continue to do to other women what he did to me ... I have learned through this experience that sexual assault is so minimized and that it's easier for people to brush it under the rug rather than take action."


The link:..............................................................http://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-whose-hand-slipped-into-womans-pants-while-anointing-her-with-oil-wont-be-charged-197482/
praise Jehovah our God. The girl has been rubbed with d anointing grease, her pvssy & her breeasts. Her body is for Jesus Cries. This is called baptism by d holey spirit. She sha be great in d femdom of God.

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by JackBizzle: 12:32pm On Sep 05, 2017
Proudgorgeousga:
the girl sef foolish is still at 20 years of age. pastor told her to open buttocks and she foolishly opened mtseeew


What are you talking about? Do you know the power of holey annointing? When the holey ghost cums on you eterANALLY, you must succumb to the condom of God.

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Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by JackBizzle: 6:58am On Sep 08, 2017
grin cheesy

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