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What's Your Most Embarrassing/unforgettable Moment? by fastgyal(f): 9:53am On Sep 06, 2017
Let's talk about our most embarrassing moment.
Ok I have two here.
1. The day I skipped classes to go see a guy, my mom caught me and dragged me that day. everyone was watching, I felt like dying, and I had boasted to the guy then that I could go out without asking for permission.
2. This is really funny, it happened in my secondary school days. I went out with my brother. twas on New year's day. If u see my dressing that day eh, You go bow!
I knew many guys wanted to approach me, but they held back because they felt my brother was my lover. I had a crazy jean on, a designers top and matching face cap, my boots were on point too.
Ok nau, it was time to go home, I didn't feel the need to use the toilet, when we walked for about 7 minutes, I started feeling uneasy. I told my bro I wanna poo And he started yelling, he asked me to hold it till we get home. I told him I couldn't, he was like "eh, poo in my mouth na". Oya na, we got into the bus, traffic was mad, I begged him to let me come down, he gave me any angry look.
my brothers and sisters, lo and behold, my anus gave way, I was purging like hell. had to poo on my body in the bus. The woman sitting beside me wasn't comfortable with the odour, she was making funny faces and shouting. when I came down from the bus. I had messed it up. Had to go home in shame that day.
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing/unforgettable Moment? by engrobidigbo: 8:51am On Sep 08, 2017
fastgyal:
Let's talk about our most embarrassing moment.
Ok I have two here.
1. The day I skipped classes to go see a guy, my mom caught me and dragged me that day. everyone was watching, I felt like dying, and I had boasted to the guy then that I could go out without asking for permission.
2. This is really funny, it happened in my secondary school days. I went out with my brother. twas on New year's day. If u see my dressing that day eh, You go bow!
I knew many guys wanted to approach me, but they held back because they felt my brother was my lover. I had a crazy jean on, a designers top and matching face cap, my boots were on point too.
Ok nau, it was time to go home, I didn't feel the need to use the toilet, when we walked for about 7 minutes, I started feeling uneasy. I told my bro I wanna poo And he started yelling, he asked me to hold it till we get home. I told him I couldn't, he was like "eh, poo in my mouth na". Oya na, we got into the bus, traffic was mad, I begged him to let me come down, he gave me any angry look.
my brothers and sisters, lo and behold, my anus gave way, I was purging like hell. had to poo on my body in the bus. The woman sitting beside me wasn't comfortable with the odour, she was making funny faces and shouting. when I came down from the bus. I had messed it up. Had to go home in shame that day.

WTF!!! shocked

Well, I went drinking...."alone" some years back and at about 12midnight, i was damn hungry. Got to a populat sharwama joint and the queue was much so i took a seat on an available bench while waiting for my turn. In a few minutes, i saw myself swinging on a "jangulova" and i was so enjoying it until I felt a strong hit on my forehead. My eyes cleared immediately, I saw myself on the floor. It was then it dawned on me that i was sleeping while sitting and i fell flat on my forehead. Kaiii...everyone there was just watching and laughing. Some were teasing me. embarassed cry
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing/unforgettable Moment? by baddest04: 11:51pm On Nov 22, 2017
fastgyal:
Let's talk about our most embarrassing moment.
Ok I have two here.
1. The day I skipped classes to go see a guy, my mom caught me and dragged me that day. everyone was watching, I felt like dying, and I had boasted to the guy then that I could go out without asking for permission.
2. This is really funny, it happened in my secondary school days. I went out with my brother. twas on New year's day. If u see my dressing that day eh, You go bow!
I knew many guys wanted to approach me, but they held back because they felt my brother was my lover. I had a crazy jean on, a designers top and matching face cap, my boots were on point too.
Ok nau, it was time to go home, I didn't feel the need to use the toilet, when we walked for about 7 minutes, I started feeling uneasy. I told my bro I wanna poo And he started yelling, he asked me to hold it till we get home. I told him I couldn't, he was like "eh, poo in my mouth na". Oya na, we got into the bus, traffic was mad, I begged him to let me come down, he gave me any angry look.
my brothers and sisters, lo and behold, my anus gave way, I was purging like hell. had to poo on my body in the bus. The woman sitting beside me wasn't comfortable with the odour, she was making funny faces and shouting. when I came down from the bus. I had messed it up. Had to go home in shame that day.
can I have ur phone number
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing/unforgettable Moment? by baddest04: 11:53pm On Nov 22, 2017
Fastygal send me ur number
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing/unforgettable Moment? by baddest04: 11:54pm On Nov 22, 2017
Fastygal inbox ma number 08051992028
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing/unforgettable Moment? by gqboyy(m): 9:45am On Nov 24, 2017
Nawa oooo. Na only you waka come?

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