It's Christmas holidays and the plan is to make this post fun to read through...

We have some new Nlanders reading and their input would be awesome. Let me go first.

My most embarrassing moment was when I tried using knife and fork to eat for the first time at my uncle's place.
It was a small birthday celebration for my uncle and the whole family were present. My sis told me to fake it till i made it.My first mistake was positioning which she corrected fast with no one noticing.
The moment I tried slicing the steak.Everything went amiss.The sauce got plastered on My dress. The fork had travelled to meet dear Sil at the other end of the table.The knife was on the floor while the steak fell on my thigh.I was really embarrassed though they made light of the whole situation.I still think about it from time to time.

Imagine answering greeting that is meant for another person. And smiling back seriously as if you know the girl that's smiling and waving at the person behind you in a party reception.

And the mumu man behind you cannot tap you and tell you that the greeting isn't for you but for him