Husband X: Ehen dear, I'm travelling to Lagos to go and bring the car. If I'm able to pick the cheque up early today, I shouldn't be more than 24 hours by God's grace.

Wife X: Lagos? Hmmm, when do you intend to go?

Husband X: This morning now, I'm almost ready

Wife X: You are travelling this morning and you are telling me this morning?

Husband: You know how these things work, something can just popup at anytime

Wife X: and what cheque is that?

Husband X: The cheque for the contract I did, I have been chasing the payment for a while and they've asked me to come for it today at their Lagos office. So I pick it up, go to the bank, pay it in, go for the car and be on my way back.

Wife X: So you want to use the money to buy a car?

Husband X: See, don't even start this morning abeg, this is why I don't tell you things. What's that got to do with anything now?

Wife X: okay ooooo, safe journey.
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** Journey thoughts:

"That's how she'd be asking unintelligent questions. I told you I'm going to pick a cheque so I can get my car and you are asking me if I want to spend the money on a car. No, I want to spend it on sweets, rubbish. I don't know why a person cannot just keep up, later they'll say men don't share. How can I share with this one now?"