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Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 6:09pm On Mar 01, 2010 |
A european pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some bush meat. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later to pick them up. He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot, there's no way the plane can take all this bush meats, we will have to leave a third of it behind." " But we did it last year", the hunters insisted. "The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours." The pilot hesitated but the decided to take their word for it. Well, if u did it last year, i suppose we can do it again this year." The plane took off As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height. It crashed into the side of the mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the plane, dazed but glad to be alive. I wonder where we are the pilot asked. One of the hunters looked around, "Dont worry, i think we are just 15metres from east of where we crashed last year. The pilot faints. |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:52pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
why did the pilot faint, studio? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Nellyon(f): 3:53pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Yes nice joke but must all jokes end in ''he fainted''? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
mhen! that's what i'm trying to find out o! So Studio. . . ?? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 10:54am On Mar 13, 2010 |
Nellyon: Lol, my dear i tried to figure out why he fainted but he told me to shut up and mind my business |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Dyt(f): 11:22am On Mar 13, 2010 |
I tot he fainted,cld he still talk? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Baxilexi(m): 12:30pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
its studio's imagination . . . so i guess he's both the pilot and the hunters. and his bicycle is the beechcraft. |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:39pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
trust me. . . Studio is not the pilot. . . CAN'T be the pilot. . . na beans? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Baxilexi(m): 12:44pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
Note, he wasn't flying a plane. in recent past in lagos, drivers of public transport vehicles are called pilots. |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:04pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
oooooooh! lol i see now lol that kinda pilot. . . there's no contesting that |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Dyt(f): 2:17pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(10x) |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 11:37am On Mar 15, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: Now i see why you were nicknamed ''Oshodi Goat'' , Enemy of Progress. Baxilexi: like you've lived or worked close to tejuosho motor garage to have known what drivers of public transport vehicles are being called, Ewu! Dyt: see me see wahala o |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Nellyon(f): 12:51pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
studio are u in Abj? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:24pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
^^He's in the out-skirts of abuja. . . . Mr.Studio no biff please. . . give respect to whom it's due |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Nellyon(f): 4:58pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
so na '''i de stay Abuja''' |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:04pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
cool |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 11:31am On Mar 16, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: Allow me to answer the babe na, shooooh, na so u like woman reach? Lol Nellyon: Nah sweety i dey Lag , but i fit relocate if u want me to , i like your name |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:16pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
lol sorry studio43: blady! nomadic farmer |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 8:32pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
shattap and go suck your thumb Studio wannabe , i don start my aircraft engine now, abi control tower no go give me clearance? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 8:58pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
lol dem no wan make u kill urself na. . . . putting baloons on ya wheel-barrow no go get u anywhere except grave |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 2:05pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Bros why e be sey na Negative things full your mind like this sef, ? *starts singing* >Some people jealous me, some people jeolous me, some people jealous me because of my Chopper Aircraft < Lol |
Re: Bad Advicers: by B4UIWAZ(f): 8:09pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
studio i'm not happy with you o |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 11:38am On Mar 18, 2010 |
what have i done again my love? well, fasten your seat belt i'm about to take off baby |
Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:25pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
the "flying" wheel-barrow even comes equipped with a passenger seat. . . i hope it has got ejector seats sha |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 6:45pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
u this uncivilized village head master, why u calling my chopper aircraft a flying wheel barrow ? , abi u want make i release jet blast on you? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Dyt(f): 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Ere it goes boooom booooom,ur ballons jst went off n dere it drops kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa,d wheelbarrow scatters n guess wat? |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 6:59pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
whats the point sweety, u dey wish make i crash for Air? 120thousand feet above the sea level? chaii your prayer no go work o, *starts singing* You bad u know it, see this lepa lepa to bad o |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Dyt(f): 7:03pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Seems u sing well,wldnt mind u compose a nice one 4 NL |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 7:06pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
i need to know how much is involve before anything happens lol |
Re: Bad Advicers: by Dyt(f): 7:20pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Try post an advert bt i ll sponsore wit 2.5m kobo dats a whole lot of money u know |
Re: Bad Advicers: by studio43(m): 7:24pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
poor little brat like you |
Re: Bad Advicers: by chibaby5(f): 7:25pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
@post lol da hunterz lied! idiots. . .so they wanted 2 crash again. . odez lol joke not bad |
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