solid3:
Lord help me before I become a manchelor.

Where are those nairaland fine wife material?

Present....

If u never burn rice u never start

That egg looks like an alien from mars

ferhyntorlah:


This egg shape reminds me of one of the Star Wars characters - that short creature. I don't know the name because I'm not a Star Wars fan.

In fact, it resembles some of the Sci-fi characters from Star Wars to Lord of the Rings and Aliens.

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I can't believe you just insulted master yoda
shame on you

you have no respect for one of the most powerful Jedi master

A one time grand master of the Jedi
order

shame
shame
shame!!!

slay queen that cannot boil egg is that one a slay queen??

The title should be 'when fools cook'

Lol....

Lol

Pidgin2:
If you put the spaghetti in when the water is boiling it will melt without breaking

Like ice?? Abi it'll soften....help me out cos ayam not understanding

no.9 happened to me today...Y i hate cooking. Too risky for me

That no 2 though pls is buhari back here?

Lol... Na the kind food guys dey prepare. Jeez

The pot of beans tho, looks like bald head

Narldon:

Tosyne2much

This looks like your handiwork


That was how my Cousin's Fiancee came to our house for introduction ..


and started washing Indomie Noodles before cooking..

Awon ti lie muhammed

pato405:
Can relate to the 4th pix. I was boiling egg and forgot. I went to the Pharmacy, then while waiting on the payment que, I remembered I didn't swith off the gas. Ol boy! I ran faster than my legs could carry me that day o! I don't know how I managed to cross the road that day. I think I must have jumped over several cars. in split seconds I was home. Merely standing by the door, I started coughing due to thick smoke diffusing from the kitchen.

The smell of burnt out pot was everywhere! I fumbled with the key twice and couldn't open the door out of panic. Then just by impulse and frustration, I kicked the door very violently, calmed down & inserted the keys again, a little twist and the door flung open. Then the smoke welcomed me.

Mistakes like these can cause devastating damages. I was just thinking "what if I set the house ablaze just because of N200 egg"? Where I go start from?

Meeeeehn that day, I learnt to always check everything in the house including the tap twice before leaving.

How can one leave you with a baby now

This particular one na talent....to make your eggs look like aliens......bravo

When your N50 decides to grow wing under ur nose

that cake had an erosion

pato405:
Can relate to the 4th pix. I was boiling egg and forgot. I went to the Pharmacy, then while waiting on the payment que, I remembered I didn't swith off the gas. Ol boy! I ran faster than my legs could carry me that day o! I don't know how I managed to cross the road that day. I think I must have jumped over several cars. in split seconds I was home. Merely standing by the door, I started coughing due to thick smoke diffusing from the kitchen.

The smell of burnt out pot was everywhere! I fumbled with the key twice and couldn't open the door out of panic. Then just by impulse and frustration, I kicked the door very violently, calmed down & inserted the keys again, a little twist and the door flung open. Then the smoke welcomed me.

Mistakes like these can cause devastating damages. I was just thinking "what if I set the house ablaze just because of N200 egg"? Where I go start from?

Meeeeehn that day, I learnt to always check everything in the house including the tap twice before leaving.

This reminds me of a day I went for lectures. I was still in my villa when my friend called me and informed me that a lecturer was already in class to conduct his test

I quickly put on my clothes and dashed to school with the speed of light forgetting I was warming my stew. During the test, I started receiving numerous calls from a particular lady in my villa and that was when I knew something was wrong.

After the test, I called her and she told me the smoke that emanated from my room almost set the villa on fire as I forgot to switch off my gas cooker which led to breaking of my door

On getting to my room, both the pot and the stew don turn popcorn oooo.. Wetin come pain me pass be say I just cook the stew and assorted ingredients yapa for inside

Narldon:



That was how my Cousin's Fiancee came to our house for introduction ..

and started washing Indomie Noodles before cooking..



Meanwhile...


The egg looks like an Alien

Narldon don come again wiv her story...nawa ooo

I have never seen so much pain in my life. May God forgive who ever did this.

I remember the day I burnt 500 Naira worth of soup because of gist when I was in school. I could not cry for my generation, the people I was gisting with only said sorry, some were laughing with their sorry. Chai it was painful, after that day, I never leave the kitchen even if I am cooking beans or I set an alarm to ring every five minutes if it is compulsory for me to leave the kitchen. I still do it till now that thing can not come and happen to me again. Never.

Op no tell me say number 6 na dodo?

hmmm okwa maka ndi achoghi inu nwanyi hmmm okwa maka ndi achoghi inu nwanyi

I could remenber the day I micro wave egg that how it was black

Slay Queening gone wrong.
chai.....laugh wan choke me...

Lol..and when u try to take a video coverage of your food

pato405:
Can relate to the 4th pix. I was boiling egg and forgot. I went to the Pharmacy, then while waiting on the payment que, I remembered I didn't swith off the gas. Ol boy! I ran faster than my legs could carry me that day o! I don't know how I managed to cross the road that day. I think I must have jumped over several cars. in split seconds I was home. Merely standing by the door, I started coughing due to thick smoke diffusing from the kitchen.

The smell of burnt out pot was everywhere! I fumbled with the key twice and couldn't open the door out of panic. Then just by impulse and frustration, I kicked the door very violently, calmed down & inserted the keys again, a little twist and the door flung open. Then the smoke welcomed me.

Mistakes like these can cause devastating damages. I was just thinking "what if I set the house ablaze just because of N200 egg"? Where I go start from?

Meeeeehn that day, I learnt to always check everything in the house including the tap twice before leaving.

i guess we are in d same boat, got home from work one evening and feeling really tired. decided to boil an egg to eat cos my wife and kids were out of town, i say make i chill small for sitting room, i no come know how sleep enter me, na d burnt smell woke me up from dat sleep. u shld hv seen d way i jumped up, it like as i jump my next landing na by d side of the gas cooker. come see d pot red hot. thank God noting wey fit catch fire dey nearby.

shilz:
Spaghetti can be cooked without breaking, depends on your receipe.

Abi ur pot size

shilz:
Spaghetti can be cooked without breaking, depends on your receipe.

I don't break mine, the pot is the culprit here, it's just too small

uminem02:

Like ice?? Abi it'll soften....help me out cos ayam not understanding

Yes, like ice

ferhyntorlah:


This egg shape reminds me of one of the Star Wars characters - that short creature. I don't know the name because I'm not a Star Wars fan.

In fact, it resembles some of the Sci-fi characters from Star Wars to Lord of the Rings and Aliens.

Not star wars, but ET movies. Extra-terrestrial Aliens