Shout-out to all the mature ladies in the building tonight. We gonna be talking about the obvious characteristics of the immature ladies amongst us. So grab a seat as we together examine these attributes.

NB: this is not to make anyone feel bad.




1. Monosyllabic Syndrome (MS)

Due to huge applications and proposals, they seem to have lost their sense of humour and respect. The famous law of demand and supply sets in, hence, if you cannot put up with their attitude, they are ofcourse telling you to bleep off except you have a ride and ready to part off with some cash. This category however I don't hesitate to delete their mobile upon sighting the first monosyllable.

2. No Personal Life

It is not uncommon seeing them in circles of 3s and 4s, may be more than that in some cases though. They sit down to discuss the erectile dysfunction of Wale's deek, the size of Kunle's blokos, the thickness of Tola's wallet amongst many. They discuss the number of toasters they have and how they are enjoying the attention. The kind of guys who suffer the most at the hands of such ladies if you ask me? - The lover boys


3. Pride cum arrogance

I wonder the kinda guys who would be outrightly wronged by their gfs, yet beg at their mercies just because she threatened to end the relationship. Now before you start castigating me, I'm not talking about the 'once in a blue moon occurences', I'm talking about situations where the girl don't obviously GAF and means it. This obviously doesn't mean she does not love you, It's just that she knows if you go, a thousand will rush in to fill that position. They get to regret this in their late 20s, most specifically mid 30s.

If you are my guy and does this, I'd delete your number first before deleting hers. Period!


4. Lies

I have a guy friend who is so sympathetic, he never wants to hear his 'then' gf is sick. He puts a call through immediately, the next statement from him after the obvious HELLO is send me your account number. It's as if the pill that's gonna get her well is named ACCOUNT NUMBER. Until this guy sends money, she is never well, even if it takes eternity.
Of a fact, this is the very first character I watch out for in a girl. Once I'm fixed, I shft+del her mobile.

5. Indecisiveness

These ones most of the times, when you ask them out, their answer is no. As a mature guy who is never chanced to pester a girl for long, you let her be and move on. Months after, you'd wake up someday and start feeling guilty, you know why? They'd play you the guilt card, you'd start seeing words on your social apps like

NAWA for you o, not a single call
OR
Is that how life is, you just abandoned me
OR
Now I know you are wicked, you can't even say hi

As pastor pikin wey u be, you play the mature card and tell her sorry, after a few days you ask to see her and the next thing is bore you with flimsy excuses of how her parents won't let her go outside or perhaps how she is busy with office or school work. These type of attributes once noticed in a girl, don't only delete her number, block her abeg!

Feel free to add yourz!

I can't date a lady having more than 2 friends......

lols.....
focus on your life and stop chasing small immature girls.......

Them no dey baff





Seriously my nose play go one girl armpit...that day I nearly go see my lord and saviour

daewoorazer:


How about you stick your focus up your sh!t.hole first, then narrate to the forum how well your life is going since you don't appreciate education

oga bornboy, i am not the one responsible for your misfortune o. Don't put your frustrations on me, i only ask u 2 focus on your life......

lilmax:
I can't date a lady having more than 2 friends......

i think you have either control issues or insecurities.

funmisticqueen:
i think you have either control issues or insecurities.

nope..... a lady having many friends proves she's immature, she takes whatever is thrown at her, that means she can't make right decisions

daewoorazer:




Will u Keep kwayet son, we adults are having a good time..or didn't mama teach u?


All these nowadays teenagers sef

hehehehe
leave me alone ooooo

lilmax:
nope..... a lady having many friends proves she's immature, she takes whatever is thrown at her, that means she can't make right decisions

let me add, chavinistic and myopic to my prevoius statement. A lady having many friends most usually means she is attractive, extroverted and fun to be around, but feel emasculated by that shows a lot about you, work on your issues man.

daewoorazer:

funmisticqueen

But lilmax from experience is right. Ladies with many friends Besties don't really discuss their issues with husbands, rather, they seek advice from their besties wch in most cases come bad.


On the other hand, if the woman doesn't seek advice from these besties, then u are very right... The man should work on himself just as u have said.

but it is also common experience for
such men to shut off communication from all the ladies friends in the name of ‘ they are a bad influence’ i understand your point especially when you cancelled friends and used besties but you didnt consider the fact that just like men, women need girl time and there are just some things women cannot tell men cos only a fellow woman will understand

lilmax:
I can't date a lady having more than 2 friends......

Insecurity alert

Work on it ..

Lalas247:

Insecurity alert

Work on it ..

funmisticqueen:
let me add, chavinistic and myopic to my prevoius statement. A lady having many friends most usually means she is attractive, extroverted and fun to be around, but feel emasculated by that shows a lot about you, work on your issues man.

I'm not your exes please

it's a preference, deal with it

lilmax:
I'm not your exes please

it's a preference, deal with it

and you think you sound relevant.

funmisticqueen:
and you think you sound relevant.

He sounds very relevant. In fact I am privy to the fact that you are more concerned about his opinions than that of the man who you tied down with juju just to have a husband.

Lalas247:

Insecurity alert

Work on it ..

You know that it's better to have you as a friend with benefits than actual dating?

menstrualpad:

He sounds very relevant. In fact I am privy to the fact that you are more concerned about his opinions than that of the man who you tied down with juju just to have a husband.

you are quite funny you know.

funmisticqueen:
you are quite funny you know.

The truth is unchangeable

menstrualpad:

The truth is unchangeable

still doesn't stop you from being amusing

funmisticqueen:
and you think you sound relevant.

very.i can see the effect on you

you dont have to stress, just like you have preferences, i have too

i like a girl that takes reasonable decisions on her own as far its right(exactly the kind of person i am), you dont need any imput from anyone

you just come from no where dey form gragra at the end you made no sense....

I definitely have come across a few.