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Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 11:15pm On Mar 04, 2010
A PUB boss cheated death in a knife attack — when his BEER BELLY protected his vital organs.
Doctors told Snaz Martin, 43, he was "almost certainly" saved by his midriff after a boozy customer stabbed him with a three-inch blade.

The tubby landlord, who runs the Britannia Inn in Gillingham, Kent, said: "The doctor said I could have died but my organs were protected by a bit of extra fat.

"I'm not massive by any stretch of the imagination - I only weigh 13 stone.

"But I do have a beer belly and they're saying that's what saved me.



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Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 11:21pm On Mar 04, 2010
So you mean i should lose my 6 pack eh cheesy
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by dominique(f): 11:43pm On Mar 04, 2010
snowdrops:

So you mean i should lose my 6 pack eh cheesy

that would be better for you grin grin tongue
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Nobody: 11:44pm On Mar 04, 2010
Now men will even have more beer bellies. embarassed
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by dominique(f): 12:19am On Mar 05, 2010
michelin89:

Now men will even have more beer bellies. embarassed

if it "saves lives". why not? wink cheesy
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:22am On Mar 05, 2010
dominique:

if it "saves lives". why not? wink cheesy
It pays to be fat
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:32am On Mar 05, 2010
It pays to be fat

I totally diagree with u
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:34am On Mar 05, 2010
Now men will even have more beer bellies.


if it "saves lives". why not?


My dad no go agree get pot belle as he don old reach
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:35am On Mar 05, 2010
Ayemokhia:



I totally diagree with u
You were the one who started the thread of how a FAT pot-bellied mans life was saved by the FAT in his tummy.

Abi you don forget? tongue
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by 0hsisi: 12:39am On Mar 05, 2010
A woman appeared on TV the other day.
A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant
The bullet disintegrated within the implant.
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:39am On Mar 05, 2010
and so
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:42am On Mar 05, 2010
A woman appeared on TV the other day.
A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant
The bullet disintegrated within the implant
.

Niceeeeeeee kiss
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:56am On Mar 05, 2010
0hsisi:

A woman appeared on TV the other day.
A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant
The bullet disintegrated within the implant.
For your mind eh.
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:56am On Mar 05, 2010
You wan suck bobby? cool
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 1:01am On Mar 05, 2010
You wan suck bobby?

u get 2 offer free of charge
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 1:03am On Mar 05, 2010
Ayemokhia:



u get 2 offer free of charge
Yes. It is called "hairy chest" grin
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 1:11am On Mar 05, 2010
give am 2 ur babe
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by mamagee3(f): 1:27am On Mar 05, 2010
michelin89:

Now men will even have more beer bellies. embarassed
As if the ones in Nigeria aren't bad enough. grin grin
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 1:36am On Mar 05, 2010
mama gee, u can compare nigerian men belle with white men own. nigerian men belle dey sexy but d white own b like sickness
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Mannylex(m): 2:57am On Mar 05, 2010
That's one hell of a lucky man, Mr B would have a much bigger belly, and would die at the spot. Wasn't his time.
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2010
That's one hell of a lucky man, Mr B would have a much bigger belly, and would die at the spot. Wasn't his time.

U think so[i][/i]
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by mamagee3(f): 7:28pm On Mar 05, 2010
Ayemokhia:

mama gee, u can compare nigerian men belle with white men own. nigerian men belle dey sexy but d white own b like sickness

And what does race or Nationality got to do with a pot-bellied man?
A man with pot-belly is unattractive, simple!
His nationality is irrelevant in this issue.
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 7:37pm On Mar 05, 2010
Beer belly is a complete turn off.Get a six pack & d knife wldn't even penetrate.
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:34pm On Mar 05, 2010
cold:

Beer belly is a complete turn off.Get a six pack & d knife wldn't even penetrate.
Hmmm
You be iron man?
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:36pm On Mar 05, 2010
snowdrops:

Hmmm
You be iron man?
Yesoo!Ask about me
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:38pm On Mar 05, 2010
You dive rock.

All that muscle na water
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:40pm On Mar 05, 2010
snowdrops:

You dive rock.

All that muscle na water
If no be for my six pack i for don die since
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:42pm On Mar 05, 2010
cold:

If no be for my six pack i for don die since
Wetin wan kill you
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:47pm On Mar 05, 2010
snowdrops:

Wetin wan kill you
My uni days in naija were the darkest days of my life, so i'm an authority in this field
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:50pm On Mar 05, 2010
cold:

My uni days in naija were the darkest days of my life, so i'm an authority in this field
Nepa take light? grin

What makes you one?
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:52pm On Mar 05, 2010
snowdrops:

Nepa take light? grin

What makes you one?
Bros u no go understand,maq we just leav the yarn lyk dis
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:55pm On Mar 05, 2010
cold:

Bros u no go understand,maq we just leav the yarn lyk dis
Thank you God say dem no kill you then.
With hind sight you see all that levels and "gbege" for school was not worth it.

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