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Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 11:15pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
A PUB boss cheated death in a knife attack — when his BEER BELLY protected his vital organs. Doctors told Snaz Martin, 43, he was "almost certainly" saved by his midriff after a boozy customer stabbed him with a three-inch blade. The tubby landlord, who runs the Britannia Inn in Gillingham, Kent, said: "The doctor said I could have died but my organs were protected by a bit of extra fat. "I'm not massive by any stretch of the imagination - I only weigh 13 stone. "But I do have a beer belly and they're saying that's what saved me. Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2866921/Beer-belly-saves-knifed-mans-life.html#ixzz0hFU4sQTj |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 11:21pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
So you mean i should lose my 6 pack eh |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by dominique(f): 11:43pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
snowdrops: that would be better for you |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Nobody: 11:44pm On Mar 04, 2010 |
Now men will even have more beer bellies. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by dominique(f): 12:19am On Mar 05, 2010 |
michelin89: if it "saves lives". why not? |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:22am On Mar 05, 2010 |
dominique:It pays to be fat |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:32am On Mar 05, 2010 |
It pays to be fat I totally diagree with u |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:34am On Mar 05, 2010 |
Now men will even have more beer bellies. if it "saves lives". why not? My dad no go agree get pot belle as he don old reach |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:35am On Mar 05, 2010 |
Ayemokhia:You were the one who started the thread of how a FAT pot-bellied mans life was saved by the FAT in his tummy. Abi you don forget? |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by 0hsisi: 12:39am On Mar 05, 2010 |
A woman appeared on TV the other day. A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant The bullet disintegrated within the implant. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:39am On Mar 05, 2010 |
and so |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 12:42am On Mar 05, 2010 |
A woman appeared on TV the other day. A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant The bullet disintegrated within the implant. Niceeeeeeee |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:56am On Mar 05, 2010 |
0hsisi:For your mind eh. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 12:56am On Mar 05, 2010 |
You wan suck bobby? |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 1:01am On Mar 05, 2010 |
You wan suck bobby? u get 2 offer free of charge |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 1:03am On Mar 05, 2010 |
Ayemokhia:Yes. It is called "hairy chest" |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 1:11am On Mar 05, 2010 |
give am 2 ur babe |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by mamagee3(f): 1:27am On Mar 05, 2010 |
michelin89:As if the ones in Nigeria aren't bad enough. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 1:36am On Mar 05, 2010 |
mama gee, u can compare nigerian men belle with white men own. nigerian men belle dey sexy but d white own b like sickness |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Mannylex(m): 2:57am On Mar 05, 2010 |
That's one hell of a lucky man, Mr B would have a much bigger belly, and would die at the spot. Wasn't his time. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by Ayemokhia: 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
That's one hell of a lucky man, Mr B would have a much bigger belly, and would die at the spot. Wasn't his time. U think so[i][/i] |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by mamagee3(f): 7:28pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
Ayemokhia: And what does race or Nationality got to do with a pot-bellied man? A man with pot-belly is unattractive, simple! His nationality is irrelevant in this issue. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 7:37pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
Beer belly is a complete turn off.Get a six pack & d knife wldn't even penetrate. |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:34pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
cold:Hmmm You be iron man? |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:36pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
snowdrops:Yesoo!Ask about me |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:38pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
You dive rock. All that muscle na water |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:40pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
snowdrops:If no be for my six pack i for don die since |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:42pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
cold:Wetin wan kill you |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:47pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
snowdrops:My uni days in naija were the darkest days of my life, so i'm an authority in this field |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:50pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
cold:Nepa take light? What makes you one? |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by cold(m): 8:52pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
snowdrops:Bros u no go understand,maq we just leav the yarn lyk dis |
Re: Beer Belly Saves Knifed Man's Life by snowdrops(m): 8:55pm On Mar 05, 2010 |
cold:Thank you God say dem no kill you then. With hind sight you see all that levels and "gbege" for school was not worth it. |
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