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Lol.

I am not gay so not interested in them.

Even the one backing the camera,has a man's nyansh.

Nothing to make my thing move here sef.

No Anita Johnson pictures here today?make I look better laps and bweest.

Jealous Biafran.

Imo State bride price is equivalent to a house in Lekki,and you did not complain?

Instead of you to be complaining about the bride prices in the East,and to ask the people their why they are selling their daughters off with the ridiculous amounts they ask for, you are here spying a Yoruba man's wedding.

Morrrafuvker.

Team Davido.

I have tried to dance to Wizkid's songs,but my legs just can't move.

But as soon as I hear Davido's songs,I go into my beast more dancing pattern.

Lalasticlacla.

There is one on Facebook.

Her name is Katchy Ohiaeri. You can check the name out on Facebook .

The profile pic there is that of her mom,so guys should go through her pics to know her face. This one comes to Facebook every day to take out her failures and frustrations on men.

She is educated,and goes around mentioning her family name like we are supposed to know them. No man agreed to marry her,and she is not in any relationship.

All her mates are settled down like 15 to 20 years ago. So she comes on Facebook every day to vent against men.

Last week she exposed her breast on 8 pictures to prove her frustration. I just pity her. If only she knows how useless she looks to the outside world.

That kind of girl too,can stab a man to death.

Bastards.

Mad woman.

Running her mouth like Chingay. She should reserve a space there for Fayose when he hands over,and immunity no longer covers him.

Aunty how the Government beans there today?well,as for me?I ate pounded yam with vegetable soup,filled with stock fish.

Exactly why I don't look for trouble. I like the freedom to eat what I want.

Jobman.

And please spare me the " A king is not recognized" in his hometown sermon.

That big house he refused to complete in his village, at Arigidi Akoko in Ondo State for many years now,but he goes there nearly every week to renew his power. One day we will burn it down.

He is praying for another Nation?meanwhile, that Country is relatively well to do than Nigeria.

Why can't he and his fellow Jobmen,like Their Daddy Oyedepo, their Daddy Adeboye and the chief Masturbator their Daddy Chris" Esanland Oyibo" Oyakhilome not pray for Nigeria?

The REVOLUTION to reclaim Nigeria, will start from all Churches and Mosques,before we even start with the Politicians.

Thieves.

MrMystrO:
How person go just dey blab like this??

Go school you no gree go.

See your life now?

Ok

Cursed Nigeria Police.

I am yet to see one police make anything out of their lives.

Useless people.

Lalasticlacla

Very good.

Why can't we just apply the law of Moses in Nigeria?an eye for an eye.

You kill,you die too.

If Evans had been dealt with, the way he killed others. He will not be wasting the tax payers money at court,prancing around like a celebrity.

The bastard even complained he had not showered in prison. Where did he think he was?the Hilton Hotel?

The Police should not waste their time with killers. Just do the prayerful(needful)

Hmmm.

This Adesua go sweet from back,and to pick up too. See how petite she is.

Does she even eat swallow?no fat in her at all,as compared to that guy with his girl dating for 10 years that made front page

That one never born and her belle don dey fall with fat.

He has a point.

HND is a joke in Nigeria,and as far as I am concerned, they should all do direct entry to the University to get a Bachelor's.

The worst University in Nigeria, is better than the best Polythecnic.

All Poly graduates suffer from inferiority complex,and are usually bitter for the rest of their lives,as if we told them to attend the Joke called Polythecnics.

Good.

Lalasticlacla

I dey hungry.

Ghana Burgers at work.

Every body claiming to be a yahoo guy,but 96% are ritualists.

Christmas is along the corner,and just like all the slay mama's on Nairaland are looking for cheap money to wow their friends on Facebook with their new hair and shoes, that is how the ritualists are looking for their heads too.

Wetin consign me. Make i go Romance section go dey look that fine pictures of that fine dark yoruba single mother,wey contest for Miss NL some years ago and her name start with MIM**y.

I no say she go don change her DP pictures today. That one too na hustler here.

Once money touch my hand now,i go POINT and CHOP her too.

ok

Poor Sea/Land Dogs.

Rest in Peace Pyrates. I blame Wole Soyinka for this, i mean what concoctions are they now mixing for the dogs to drink, that is making them go crazy?

DeWisedon:
Amadioha piarakwa igwe GI there

Same to you Kanu.

DeWisedon:
if to say your brain dey function at all,you for know say person for Una village don use you do money ritual,dey ride G Wagon, you better go collect change before e go late

Nnamdi so na here you hide?

Worwor.

Nothing feminine about her at all, just forehead everywhere.

With lips looking like they sleep where Benson and Hedges is made.

Lol.

Use the car for decoration.

DeWisedon:
That means your entire generation is cursed too,both born and unborn,
who is your father sef?
do you have any root at all
Now I know who you are,you are a product of unwanted pregnancy and na 4 under bridge dey give birth to you

Nnamdi Kanu is that you?somebody cannot play with you again?where are you now?

The Python is hungry.

Wike's boys.

The whole of Rivers State is only Port-harcourt. And the whole of Port-harcourt is Old Aba and Olu Obasanjo road.

So you can imagine what this small town is going through, in the hands of all these Wike's boys (cultists)

Ok

Nnamdi Kanu is cursed.

Since Nnamdi Kanu came back to Nigeria, from ADVANCE Nigeria (UK) there has only been stories of tragedies in Nigeria.

Please Kanu should be deported back to London. The Curse that man carries with him.