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RomanceRe: This Picture Of The Hottest Slay Queen Got Us Up by 40secondsMan: 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2019
40secondsguy:
So another 40secondsMan exist on this forum sad

Meanwhile Op its like you're mad...I told you to pm me..let's fvck angry..

I really need to feel you...just one session and your brain will reset back to normal grin

Fuckery...

EducationRe: Have You Seen This Before by 40secondsMan: 4:27pm On Jun 23, 2019
czarina:
I know it is certainly something with a "pede" in its name.

Let's wait for the others grin
Czarinapede tongue

RomanceRe: Pllease I Need Serious Advise...this Happening To Me Now by 40secondsMan: 4:23pm On Jun 23, 2019
It is well...sorry I couldn't read the post longer than 40seconds.

So whatever the problem is, just make sure that you inform ur landlord cos sometimes when u want to use the toilet and ur neighbour is still inside and you know that your friend has a sister that is going to the marks and sometimes you dont feel like eating indomie so if you see eba u can manage it and make sure u buy malaria drugs for her because illiteracy is a disease...


Tankyu!
RomanceRe: This Picture Of The Hottest Slay Queen Got Us Up by 40secondsMan: 4:08pm On Jun 23, 2019
undecided

CelebritiesRe: Size Of My Boobs A Blessing To Me – Video Vixen, Pamela Odameh by 40secondsMan: 4:00pm On Jun 23, 2019
Cowbell our milk!

This one pass me abeg...where are the 2hours men? Coman carry ur load abeg

RomanceRe: She Never Wears Her Pants In My Place!!! by 40secondsMan: 3:54pm On Jun 23, 2019
Do u mean she doesn't come to your house with pants, or she removes it before coming to lie on the bed?

Anyways she has probably seen ur destiny that ur a 40seconds man and cannot satisfy her, so its not worth it...


By the way I'm sure ur pre-intimacy game is Super Weak, for an olosho geh like dat to still manage to resist u...ur the problem guy!
EducationRe: When African Leaders Loose A Parent Vs Non Africans by 40secondsMan: 3:35pm On Jun 23, 2019
I tried so much to see dis post as oa joke and squeeze out a little laughter.


But somehow everything u wrote up there just sounded so dumb...I just wasted 40seconds of my short life typing dis reply

Op, ur an Asswipe!
CelebritiesRe: Studio Brat: Simi On Why She Set Up Her Own Label by 40secondsMan: 3:18pm On Jun 23, 2019
Thank you so much for this post.
Have been feeling a certain numbness in my balls for a while now. But thank God I'm whole again... huh
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson And Husband, Prince Odi-Okojie In Matching Outfit [photo] by 40secondsMan: 3:11pm On Jun 23, 2019
See as woman set shocked

All
Curves in d right places...i just need 40seconds inside dat her deep well and I'm done
CelebritiesRe: Ann Of Kingtblakhoc Lists Celebrities She's Slept With. Hushpuppi Reacts by 40secondsMan: 3:08pm On Jun 23, 2019
I just wasted a whole 40seconds on dis olosho matter, I actual feel my self getting dumber...i am hereby unable to Can lipsrsealed

CrimeRe: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep In The Bush by 40secondsMan: 6:38am On Jun 23, 2019
Rursh:
.
Are you normal? Do you really think before you type?
Are u crazy?
Did I call ur name?
Does thunder want to fire ur generation?


If u answered yes to any of those questions,quote me again... angry
CrimeRe: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep In The Bush by 40secondsMan: 9:14pm On Jun 22, 2019
I see nothing wrong here.

The sheep hole was definitely sweeter dat whatever all dis daft naija babes could ever offer after all...

#AnimalsNeedLoveToo
#FvckTheSheeple

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