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Who Is Lalasticlala by talk2flash(m): 9:08pm On Oct 09, 2017
I mean no disrespect ooo
I want to ask
#who is this lala whenever snakes are being mentioned people will call lala,
What does he do best?
Re: Who Is Lalasticlala by psalmson001: 9:09pm On Oct 09, 2017
He is:
The god of the rattles.

Defender of the pythons.

Seducer of the mambas.

Lover of snake pepper soup.

The one who crushes the head of serpents with his jaw bone and washes it down with alomo.

The one who is turned on by the mere sighting of a snake thread.

The one who skelewus to the hissing of the cobra.

The president of the Snake Killers Association of Nairaland (SKAN)

At the mention of lalasticlala snakes takes to their heels.

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Re: Who Is Lalasticlala by DesireBenjamin: 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2017
talk2flash:
I mean no disrespect ooo
I want to ask
#who is this lala whenever snakes are being mentioned people will call lala,
What does he do best?

Lala is a snake discovery channel wink
Re: Who Is Lalasticlala by AdultMaleNegro(m): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2017
Lala is another name for snake.
Re: Who Is Lalasticlala by Epositive(m): 9:39pm On Oct 09, 2017
psalmson001:
He is:
The god of the rattles.

Defender of the pythons.

Seducer of the mambas.

Lover of snake pepper soup.

The one who crushes the head of serpents with his jaw bone and washes it down with alomo.

The one who is turned on by the mere sighting of a snake thread.

The one who skelewus to the hissing of the cobra.

The president of the Snake Killers Association of Nairaland (SKAN)

At the mention of lala, snakes takes to their heels.





GBAM! somebody should give this guy a well-assorted, pepper-sauced, mouth-watering and sensi-tantalizing snake meal with two chilled bottles of ERUJEJE cool
Re: Who Is Lalasticlala by Ebimor96: 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2017
psalmson001:
He is:
The god of the rattles.

Defender of the pythons.

Seducer of the mambas.

Lover of snake pepper soup.

The one who crushes the head of serpents with his jaw bone and washes it down with alomo.

The one who is turned on by the mere sighting of a snake thread.

The one who skelewus to the hissing of the cobra.

The president of the Snake Killers Association of Nairaland (SKAN)

At the mention of lala, snakes takes to their heels.




Re: Who Is Lalasticlala by Ebimor96: 9:56pm On Oct 09, 2017
Epositive:


GBAM! somebody should give this guy a well-assorted, pepper-sauced, mouth-watering and sensitizing snake meal with two chilled bottles of ERUJEJE cool

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