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"As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Giftogo: 8:32pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
This question was asked on Twitter moments ago; "As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?" Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hail una o 1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate. 2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family. 3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi? 4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm 6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman 7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply? 8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start? 9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together. 10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat. visit www.giftnaija.com to get latest jokes 1 Like |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Akalia(m): 8:35pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Hell yeah. |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Slayer2: 8:36pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Yes o |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by psucc(m): 9:16pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
And how much is the tie and suit office job pays With two hands wide open I receive it in Jesus Name Amen. 1 Like |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by wunmi590(m): 10:27pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Is this suppose to be a question? Smh |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Nobody: 10:49pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
I will take the job oooo with free shoe shining for the Boss! |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by yungbillionaire(m): 11:04pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate.[b][/b] na dis talk burst my brain |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
.As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?" *1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate. *2. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?* 1 Like |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Smartjob1(f): 2:58am On Oct 17, 2017 |
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Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by mekyno777(m): 7:31pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Yes, with all pleasure. 300-500k is ok nah.
'Corporate Gateman' loading......
I will dress more than a bank manager sef.
I will save enough. |
Re: "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by olafunny(m): 7:49pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Na gate of heaven you wn guard?
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