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Too Much Intimacy! by femi4: 6:37pm On Mar 14, 2010
Does too much intimacy causes malaria?
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by saintneo(m): 7:07pm On Mar 14, 2010
yes
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Nobody: 7:09pm On Mar 14, 2010
Ask a Doctor.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by googles: 8:13pm On Mar 14, 2010
[size=13pt]sexx is now mosquito or vector now abi

i laff in chinkonese
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Re: Too Much Intimacy! by THEAMAKA(f): 8:20pm On Mar 14, 2010
LOOOOOOOOOL!!!
reminds me of when i was in Nigeria and they say eating too much stew (rice and stew) causes Malaria.
my first reaction was "HUH? did they really just say that?"
since when does stew take the place of mosquitoes.
lolol
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 8:30pm On Mar 14, 2010
Hehe i dunno ooo y don't u try first?and come and tell us d result later. . .lolz
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by daylae(m): 8:52pm On Mar 14, 2010
Malaria ko jedijedi ni. . .later u'll say falling in luv causes amnesia.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by invisible2(m): 9:04pm On Mar 14, 2010
Lwsmd (laugh wan scatter my dada)
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 9:15pm On Mar 14, 2010
^Oh u get dada?cheesy
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by ayettymama(f): 9:26pm On Mar 14, 2010
looooooool

at least theres humour!!

my friends mom told her kissing guys causes meningitis!!!!

talk abt an prevention strategies!
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by daduke2k(m): 9:31pm On Mar 14, 2010
Yes it does, wen u do a straight four rounds. Hop u did not cos u in 4 it. Sory.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Igwe9(m): 9:35pm On Mar 14, 2010
yes, it does has similar symptoms similar to that of malarias'
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by invisible2(m): 9:41pm On Mar 14, 2010
@pweety4me, come and find out.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by googles: 9:48pm On Mar 14, 2010
cv
invisible!:

Lwsmd (laugh wan scatter my dada)

[size=13pt]he he he bad guy

me likey me likey grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 10:05pm On Mar 14, 2010
invisible!:

@pweety4me, come and find out.
Show me how. . . cheesy tongue
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by freecocoa(f): 10:32pm On Mar 14, 2010
the honest truth is that too much se.x causes brain damage,no jokes.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by saintneo(m): 10:40pm On Mar 14, 2010
ayettymama:

looooooool

at least theres humour!!

my friends mom told her kissing guys causes meningitis!!!!

talk abt an prevention strategies!
that mama is very . . . .
daduke2k:

Yes it does, wen u do a straight four rounds. Hop u did not cos u in 4 it. Sory.
depends 16 rounds in a day
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by 4llerbuntu(m): 10:44pm On Mar 14, 2010
freecocoa:

the honest truth is that too much se.x causes brain damage,no jokes.


haaaaa!!!! ssshhhh! no talk am again! WHAT!!!! that sounds like whatu learn in biology classes in jeleosinmi secondary schl-polyvarsities.

that is a clear contender for ignorant understatement of the year. haha brain damage!!!! AKIKA. CONFABULATION!!!
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Scooby1(m): 10:49pm On Mar 14, 2010
yes too intimacy causes malaria of the d.ee.k  grin grin grin
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by ayettymama(f): 10:59pm On Mar 14, 2010
scooby

u really need help!

im going to compile a list of nlers that need help!!
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by skfa1: 11:05pm On Mar 14, 2010
The only thing i notice is that as a man, too much sex can make your neck long. If you eat and drink fresh milk , u will recover back.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by ayettymama(f): 11:07pm On Mar 14, 2010
^^ added to the list!!
lolz too funny!
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by invisible2(m): 11:18pm On Mar 14, 2010
Too much intimacy will make you excecise more, sweating a little, flexing those turgid muscles and tendons, keeping you more healthy and fit. It will also make you more beauty conscious as you will wash, shave, brush and bathe all the hidden 'konna' to eliminate foul body odour, as intimacy happens everytime.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 11:24pm On Mar 14, 2010
^Hmm smiley
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by invisible2(m): 11:34pm On Mar 14, 2010
@pweety, when last did you excercise, need some workout?
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 11:35pm On Mar 14, 2010
:-x :-x :-x
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by invisible2(m): 11:36pm On Mar 14, 2010
Meaning?
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 11:39pm On Mar 14, 2010
Meaning none of ur buziness and mind d way u talk 2 me.
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by THEAMAKA(f): 11:39pm On Mar 14, 2010
ah ahn!   grin
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by Pweety4me(f): 11:42pm On Mar 14, 2010
Hehe ah ahn wat? grin
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by ayettymama(f): 11:45pm On Mar 14, 2010
lolz

no mind these men

they too de jabo anywho!!
Re: Too Much Intimacy! by invisible2(m): 11:45pm On Mar 14, 2010
See this one o, just because am doing her a favour by bringing her out of her misery and she say 'none of ya bizness? Who be you sef? Siddon there!

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