Kpam kpam na ebea, ndi be anyi unu anokwa ya o?

Umu Igbo, mma mma nu o.
Ya gaziere unu..!

Agaba isi na gini mere. Isi na tosh na ndi no na di n'eme ginikwa. Ha! Asiri gbakaa ute. Okwa gi ka ify huru n' odu akwuna were ya nwayo. @tosh hapukwa umunwanyi no na di maka... Kam mechie onum.wepu aka enwe na ofe tupu oburu aka agaba .

skimpychick: Agaba isi na gini mere. Isi na tosh na ndi no na di n'eme ginikwa. Ha! Asiri gbakaa ute. Okwa gi ka ify huru n' odu akwuna were ya nwayo. @tosh hapukwa umunwanyi no na di maka... Kam mechie onum.wepu aka enwe na ofe tupu oburu aka agaba .

Hmmm, hapukwa m aka kita or a ga m akakwa

skimpychick: Agaba isi na gini mere. Isi na tosh na ndi no na di n'eme ginikwa. Ha! Asiri gbakaa ute. Okwa gi ka ify huru n' odu akwuna.

Mbakwa.
Agaba is too smooth iga n'ulo lekwa ntu.Infact ulo Agaba n'onwe ya bu ulo lekwa nail . Ya na Tosh na-eme akwuna import,camp-ua ya for days or month depending on condition of the ukwu.
Kai,Taa wu Sunday

M jide nwa a na-akpo Afam4ever eee , M ga adori panti ya,were bottle palmmy kurie isi mangoe ya

Ndi nile na akpo m aha ebea, enweghi m onu okwu until m choo condom mu acho

Ify!!! Ify!!! Ifynkwa ifylacious ifybombastic
Kedu ete ishi Mara na ulo m wu lekwentu extension?
Odika imaghizikwa nke wu Toshmann na nke wu agaba. Lekwentu di illegal na obodo Obama, mana odi very very legal na obodo Eliza, ya mere felicia ji na aga n'ulo faketan oge obula
Sorry, I meant faketan ji na aga n'ulo Felicia oge obula

No Felicia gara na nke faketan
Adikwa m confused, but Felicia na faketan, one of them ji ulo ya mere lekwentu, the other na eme visit kwa mgbe kwa mgbe.
Abi
Infact ulo ha abuo wu lekwentu head office and ha abuo na eme onwe ha visits all the time

Bikonu, o so so okwu ndi akwuna na nkukpori ka a na akodi na thread a, eh?

Umunne na umunna ekelemu oh.udo diri onye obula nno na ebea

@maria kooro anyi ka obi di anyi mma

skimpychick: @maria kooro anyi ka obi di anyi mma

ajuju kam juru, nwada.

Okeycima: Umunne na umunna ekelemu oh.udo diri onye obula nno na ebea

Ya dikwara mkpuruobi gi o.

@maria ewela iwe nwanyi oma. Amaram na ajuju ka ijuru mana onwekwa akuko inwere ike ikoturu anyi k'anyi si na akuko ndi akwuna puta, oga amasi kwa anyi

Oooo nnem....nsogbi anoghi.

Kedukwanu maka akuko ekeresimesi aro a..kedu ka unu si akwado?

Tosh Faketan weds Feli. O ga adi kpo-kpo this december. Agaba nyere m card,so Feli wu nwa Mbano?
Ala akwupula otele Agba m nkwu ha bu na Ehime-Mbano

Umu igbo unu anokwa ya ee. Kedu ebe unu no.

skimpychick: Umu igbo unu anokwa ya ee. Kedu ebe unu no.

Ayi nu ya, ayi na acho "something". Anyi ahubeghi "something" taa

ifyalways: Tosh Faketan weds Feli. O ga adi kpo-kpo this december. Agaba nyere m card,so Feli wu nwa Mbano?
Ala akwupula otele Agba m nkwu ha bu na Ehime-Mbano

Eee
Faketan aluola Felicia

Felicia. Awughi kwa nwa mbano o,
Felicia. Wu Onye . . . . . infact onweghi Onye ma ebe Felicia si bia. Except may be faketan
As regular customer, faketan ma everything about Felicia

Tosh mechie onu nsi gi. Feli wu ada Ehime Mbano.

Skimpy ole ihe I mere Agaba? Anya a hubeghi ya kemgbe o gara weekendi na nke gi. O dikwa risky- skimpy a tuwala Agaba ime.

Ehen umunne m, anya unu gatu na threadia. O di nma inye enye karia inara anara .

www.nairaland.com/1522558/tehns-2nd-annual-end-year/2

Council of elders ekenem unu ndi banyi kwenu ifem choose wu kai Na fun onwenayi Na anya united we stand divided we fall

nke a bu mordenized engiligbo..

@ify nwanne hapu agaba. Eyirim ya egwu oso apuo ya na ukwu . Ochefuru shirt ya gbaa oso sef. Echem na malaria ejidela yA that means na ono admission na hospital ma obu kwanu na aka na ama ya mmiri oku n'ulo . @mr mac ibu onye ebe?, igboeng ya diri gi na mma.

nnaaa meeeen, oyi dikwa n'abali a o . . . chei. . . irukwuru-irukwuru aguola m baaaaaad

umuoma iberibe ndia juru ohio, enweghi nnoo nke kwere iso m lakpuo taa. . . wahala dey o . . . aga ehikwa ura taa

chei, a whole me. . .
anu ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1 of umumkpi . . .
eju n'efe efe 1,
otuto toro n'ibi 1,
amu n'ara otu 1 . . . . nnaa irukwuru ahiala m taaa o o o . . . . . . chei. . . anyone ga adi enough for me taa o . . . . onye kwa nu?
ify . . . ify leeee . . .ifyyyyyyyyy, skimpy . . . . . maria mu o o bikonuo . . .dreamsinbc. . . felimbombo kedu nke nu nso biko bianu gbatara m oso enyemaka o o o o otherwise ihe unu ga anu echi wu na nwa mama nu na coma . .
unu bia biko. . . nwa mama achoghi inwu

Agaba,hmmmmmn. Ma ndi NASA sokwa acho Agaba.Skimpy ole ihe i mere ya?

Fake i rikwa ndu ?

Toshman,biko ga were oche azu.Ole Maria i na-akpo? Sis Maria bara conventary kemgbe ka o nwere Maria ozo ima?
Shior.
I hubeghi ihe o bula. Ihe ahu ga agugide gi ruo mgbe ihe gi ga-agbaji. O gbajie,Ify e nwere mee hotdog. no time

Dalu kwa nu

jmoore: Dalu kwa nu

Ekeresimesi oma in advance. Ezigbo nmadu. E nwere m nwanne nwanyi ee,I ga aluriririrrrrrrrrrri ya.
Kedu ka Aba di?

ifyalways:
Ekeresimesi oma in advance. Ezigbo nmadu. E nwere m nwanne nwanyi ee,I ga aluriririrrrrrrrrrri ya.
Kedu ka Aba di?

Nne dalu. Aba di nma, so uzo ojo ka anyi na aria.
Nwunye? Hmmmmmm...nwanyi na amaghi nwoke ka m galu o.

Ekenekwa m unu!
Ify isi nini mere gi?

Skimpy ya na di ya bi. M bia ka m kpunye isi n'ulo, ma ahu onye were egbe dudo m na'azu juo m kedu onye m na-acho? M agwa ya na m biara I dozie Freezer ha mebiri emebi. Ka o banye n'ulo kpoo skimpy, mu eme DAUDA. 180 degrees.

Skimpy no na di, anaghi eme ndi no na di dika Toshi. Toshi na-emedu ndi di ime, ma ndi ku nwa n'aka ma fodukwa ino na di.

Skimpy bia ebe a gwa ha ihe di gi mere. Iyiri m egwu? A na-eji mpompo otu amaja dimkpa? Bia ebe a kaara anyi ihe mere

Faketan lee, ify eee, umunne leee, Mbano e efuolanu m na obodo a e!!!
Elee passport-u m, alaala nu m naijiria ka m ga choo nwa Igbo m ga alu.
Lekwanu Anya o , maka irukwuru-irukwuru nwa mama gara awu Onye nwuru anwu taa. Chei, nke mu na ndi amerika agwula. Hoha

Unu makwa na oyi tugazi baad these days and especially n'abali, ahu m nile akwuru oto , irukwuru aguo m baaaaad . M hu nwa agbogho n'uzo, ya machaa nnoo mma, m gakwuru ya bido gbawa ya TT. Nwata flow kwa, m si ya bia be m, ya aju, si m soro ya bia be ya. M kwe one time
Mgbe Ujo ji bia m wu oge ulo ya di somehow na isolated corner in a lonely street. But meen irukwuru ji baaaad and oyi tuga pieces and the nwa Mara ajo mma meeeeen, uburu m efepu. M soro ya daba na room,
HEWU!!!! Nwa agbogho omaricha, kedukwanu ihe m huru na room ya, AGWO!!!!! Agwo di iche iche
O si m na owu pet ya AGWO!!!!! Ha ruru 10. N'ime one room. 10 snakes
PET!!!!
Oso ka m ji fepu, na oyi, ma irukwuru, enweghi nke m chetaziri. Oso ka m ji ruo ulo m, ñuo coffee jiri chuo oyi.
TUFIAKWA!!! Chei! Ndi amerika di egwu o. Biko ka m choo ego m ji agba ticket naijiria, this is it. Ahushiela m Anya. Last month, m huru asampete na club, ya sim na owubu Nwoke mechaa chigharia buru zie nwanyi,
Nke ugbu a wu asampete Mara mma pieces, ya na agwo bi!

O choochi ndi mbano

Ndo Tosh!
Nke ahu bu eke ka a na-akpo ya.
Ohuru otu kwe onwu.

. Tosh onwebeghi ihe ihurula. I ka ga ahu nke ya na agu bi n'ulo m obu elephant. So imacha na ana eji cofee achu oyi, chineke zoro gi nnooo I ga ebidi ogologo ndu. Agwabuola m gi ka iwepu aka enwe n'ofe ka oghara I wu aka something . I lota naija kpom kam bia buru gi na airport, enwerem nwa m ga akponye gi. Obughikwa nke rukwurukwu

skimpychick: . Tosh onwebeghi ihe ihurula. I ka ga ahu nke ya na agu bi n'ulo m obu elephant. So imacha na ana eji cofee achu oyi, chineke zoro gi nnooo I ga ebidi ogologo ndu. Agwabuola m gi ka iwepu aka enwe n'ofe ka oghara I wu aka something . I lota naija kpom kam bia buru gi na airport, enwerem nwa m ga akponye gi. Obughikwa nke rukwurukwu

Bia o na ihuro ihe m dere n'elu?

Ada Igbo Vivian Chinaza alago ezumike onwu.
Nne ora, laa nke oma.