Oniso ya

BEENUEL:
My grand-parents will fart and will still expect you to hail-greet them after the gass has caused havoc to your health.

#yorubaparents

u re right dey will tell you to say dat dey will live long in life

that moment when you and her are jigging and she drop one

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fart your fart o.
my own style no dey there.
if you like form , Na your body u dey do . over n out. fart is bae

Oluwaseyi00:
I was just told that the best way to overcome shyness is to fart in a company of females


Have been wondering what will happen aftermath

My brother, please don't try it. The end result will be disastrous.

Hahahahahahahahaha

mhisbliss:
tampering with hard evidence, those ones watched a lot of how to get away with murder

The most efficient strategy of all.

If you have not tried this stunt before, raise up your hand.

Public bus own worst
Na go just dey look una sef

My girlfriend farts unknowingly n d thing is so disgusting,,,someone advice plz

we have heard

Breaking news!!!!!!!


It is good to smell your neighbours mess
It prolongs your life and prevents growth of cancerous tissues.

Don't say is me that said it ooooo........

Point of corrcetion: There is nothing like fart in Nigeria, it is called mess

teresafaith:
But who the hell fart in public? It's actually disgusting

I do my dear, alot

That silly moment wen na only u dey inside room come release dis rotten egg like smell fart, na jeje u go dey enjoy d smell o, not until ur parent or crush just walks in without notifying u.. .. . Na embarrassment oo..

mhisbliss:
lastly, my favorite they take they don't bother

lalasticlala mynd44

Na me be this... I no care, especially when I dey with my babe,.. My babe fart na die.


Chai, I must marry that gal

I always try not to fart in public. But if it slides out by mistake, I am always the first to cover my nose or call people's attention to the smell to divert suspicion from me.

Na ladies own dey funny pass. U go see them stand like billboard cross leg, then gas out,u no go knw say smthng dey happen. Shout out to the ladies,,,,I hail wuna o....

Life stories

mhisbliss:
lastly, my favorite they take they don't bother

lalasticlala mynd44

hahahaha

I had one neighbor then that'll actually raise one leg up to release the ballistic missiles

He's always like "kpele mo ti yaso"

Haaaaaaaaaa
I'm laughing out loud in public, oh my goodness

Pat081:
u re right dey will tell you to say dat dey will live long in life

Make I bend

Oluwaseyi00:
I was just told that the best way to overcome shyness is to fart in a company of females


Have been wondering what will happen aftermath

Seriously

I just like the last meme.

PMWSpirit:

Yinmu, wait till you eat iya awero's morning hot beans with a bottle of 7up to wash it down. You go mess for front seat inside bus, the mess go smell for back. Na those kind the cause fight for inside danfo but sha you go chop swear tire

confam swear

When you stuck in a bus traveling a long distance. Then you just keep releasing it like you don't care.

correctguy101:


hahahaha

I had one neighbor then that'll actually raise one leg up to release the ballistic missiles

He's always like "kpele mo ti yaso"

I am guilty of no 1.

hmmn....I remember dose days in secondary school esp jss tym,..chaai..if pelsn fart n classmates will b raining curses.... d culprit will b like"let's leave d person 4 God na"..
anyway;"Ade messer" my all tym salute ooooo

Have you ever experience this scenario whereby the fart you are about to push out will be silent only for it to disappoint you with a loud bazuka sound. E go be like say make ground open swallow you. Lol.

what of the ones that will try to inhale all of it

Everyone will start acusing any person wey wowo for that place