honestly I'm guilty of 3

Lol my dad will order us [his children] to hail him when he farts loud.................

Dad... Tuo m'afa
Me..... Mazi ooooooooo
Dad.... Iga adi nnaaa

BEENUEL:
I have never caught a female fart ..... like, I'm still hunting hard. (Exluding my sisters and my mum).

we fart codedly.... lol

Kizyte:
Fart is good for your health

i dey tell u... it get some kind mess wey dey release belle... u go just get urself...lol

PMWSpirit:

Yinmu, wait till you eat iya awero's morning hot beans with a bottle of 7up to wash it down. You go mess for front seat inside bus, the mess go smell for back. Na those kind the cause fight for inside danfo but sha you go chop swear tire

which kind yeye swear, shey mess get toilet ni?

Try to fart in an air conditioner room.

Rozaytee:
i dey tell u... it get some kind mess wey dey release belle... u go just get urself...lol

mhisbliss:
lastly, my favorite they take they don't bother

lalasticlala mynd44

Am guilty of no 7
Remember my days at Government Secondary School (boarding school) in the north.
I dey use mess/fart kill dem for that hostel.
Especially when I chop kuli-kuli .
Kindly forgive me all my friends then e.g
Abdul Mohammed
Haruna hassan
Taju Adebayo
Farouk Ali etc
Is your nigga back then Nedfed from Lagos na me de kill you with fart for room

lol....nice 1

BEENUEL:
My grand-parents will fart and will still expect you to hail-greet them after the gass has caused havoc to your health.

#yorubaparents

karaole baami

Please follow this link
https://lynsnaturalhealth..com.ng/2016/10/why-do-people-fart.html?m=1
and find out why people fart, and how you can avoid such embarrassment.

Those days when I was in PRI.sch once we perceive DAT some1 had fart our monitor will start checking evri one's bombom

Yewandequeen:
I am guilty of no 1.

Me likely...