freezyprinzy:
Never seen one as big as this b4

This one Issa Mummy Monitor Lizard. She's big and fresh.

The APC government has eventually turned people to start roasting and eating anything. Omg......flies we fry, lizard we roast, crocodile we chop, snake for pepper soup smh

soberdrunk:
This one go enter well with 'Cold stout' Dont mind all those hypocrites forming 'vegetarian' but will eat 'eggs', isn't it more cruel and evil to eat someone's baby.......

you are a fool! an egg is an unfertilized embryo. even if a chicken does mate it will still release eggs everyday.

no animal dies by consuming egg

PAGAN9JA:



you are a fool! an egg is an unfertilized embryo. even if a chicken does mate it will still release eggs everyday.

no animal dies by consuming egg

I bet you say this to yorself everytime you 'self service'

soberdrunk:



I bet you say this to yorself everytime you 'self service'

shut your bloody mouth illiterate

PAGAN9JA:


shut your bloody mouth illiterate

Yes sir!! My mouth is 'bloody' from eating alll that juicy meat Animal lover my foot!

The kind of diseases this animals carriers.. Hear won't be able to kill them.. I pity una life wey dey eat.. And if the gbege happen now.. Una go dey suspect innocent people of evil

Hope no be poison una dey roast so?
In case something happens, dial my number for burial arrangement

what the fuvk..? eeewww!! anyway call me when the meat is ready, i don't mind trying this meat.

cuteme88:

Hope no be poison una dey roast so?
In case something happens, dial my number for burial arrangement

Sorry you woun't be getting any customers not from that area anyway, as long as the meat is roasted properly they will be fine, besides one can also get poisoned by eating chicken too if its not cooked thouroughly. look for another customer biko! try boko haramites or fulani herdsmen.

AryaSand:

This one Issa Mummy Monitor Lizard. She's big and fresh.

she's putting on makeup I suppose?

Spicecube:


hw big is d farm? I cultivatd abt 3acres tho, was a bit skeptical initialy abt d whole rice tin, cos its ma 1st tym.. Hw's it lyk 4 u?

it's ma popman's.... fb me @itz_Emerazz_ogbonna

for details

onadana:

Babe..i agree with you 100%.

hahahahaha

sharpwriter:


My dear, na very sweet tin, especially when garnished with pepper and dried with fire. Yummy.

You just forget me abi? God dey.

I have not forgotten you at all o

Banter1:
baby

WHAT'S WRONG KEH?

Banter1:
baby

WHAT IS WRONG?

kingdenny:

That got me cracked up... Clowns on Nairaland

Mister, do u know d meaning of "Clown"?
Kindly re-read dat comment, its called SARCASM!
Im quite sure u wouldn't know that either!!!
Look at ur Akamu face. Ur face got me all cracked up, Kunu!!!

emerazz:


Anty A bite from d dish will change ur mentality

1st FP lol issoryt god is woshing...

SOON, Y'ALL WILL START EATING A MAN'S PENIS AS A MEAT.

GreenVILLETiPS:


Are youbtrying tobsay that lalasticlala is a cannibal?

MAYBE, HE MUST HAVE EATEN A HUMAN MEAT WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

Coldfeets:

I dey tell you!
Some human beings are just so heartless.

EZIOKWU

soberdrunk:


Yes sir!! My mouth is 'bloody' from eating alll that juicy meat Animal lover my foot!

who gives a shyt. i was referring to your illiterate comment

GloriaNinja:
I have not forgotten you at all o

Indeed, I can see it in your actions

GloriaNinja:
SOON, Y'ALL WILL START EATING A MAN'S PENIS AS A MEAT.

Anty I knw were u are going don worry we won't touch ur lollipop

GloriaNinja:
hahahahaha

08052238266..my what's app.

onadana:

08052238266..my what's app.

Lmao, why share your number?

GloriaNinja:
Lmao, why share your number?

Nairaland is an interactive forum moreover i like your intelligent comments.I have met some very wonderful people from both divides on Nairaland and am sure you won't be an exception.

discman2k2:


Mister, do u know d meaning of "Clown"?

Kindly re-read dat comment, its called SARCASM!

Im quite sure u wouldn't know that either!!!

Look at ur Akamu face. Ur face got me all cracked up, Kunu!!!

Yea I know it's Sarcasm but it's one filled with humour which still makes u a clown. You should look up the meaning of clown, or maybe I will give u a help as I can see you lazy to do that
A clown is a performer in a circus who wears funny clothes and bright make-up, and does silly things in order to make people laugh.
2. verb
If you clown, you do silly things in order to make people laugh.
Now stop acting like a spoilt child and grow up kiddo

onadana:


Nairaland is an interactive forum moreover i like your intelligent comments.I have met some very wonderful people from both divides on Nairaland and am sure you won't be an exception.

nice one

GloriaNinja:
nice one

Great...hope you added me?

GloriaNinja:
WHAT IS WRONG?

i love ya.

Banter1:
i love ya.

why?