Came across this on Facebook. Thought I'd share:

Dear ladies , I am a guy but let me give this shikini advice. We
will never marry a girl that bleeps like a IndecentStar, smokes like a
dragon, drinks all kinds of alcohol and Pierce everywhere
pierceable ,
Who wants to take a girl that customized her body with tattoos ,
can't do without heavy make up and dresses like a bitch ,
home ?
Cooking skills - zero , laundry game - novice , traditional
etiquettes - poor , home management - terrible . Just to wash
plate, you'll be complaining , washing your own clothes na war ,
noodles is your best food and you always hate environmentals .
Shey you want to hear the bitter truth , we boys we tell you to
keep it up , keep slaying. We will take you to shoprite,
justrite, tantalizer, Mr Biggs, cinema , and everywhere you want
to go . Shebi you can do Snapchat
and carry flower on your head. Every time "nails on fleek" ,
"eyebrows on fleek" , " pepper dem nonsense " your future will
still pepper you . Too much atarodo sauce and chivita juice
. Continue. We will keep encouraging you and dating you, we will
hangout and have fun with each other but at the end of the day,
we will leave y'all and go and look
for a decent Girl to marry
. We won't even care if she's from the village sef . So far she
can perform all home duties and make us comfortable and
happy. By then where will you be ? What will you do with your
life ? Better slay with your sense and let your thinking be on
fleek.Guys will date slay Queens, boss chicks, etc cause dating
such girls during youth period is somehow classy. Buh trust me
that guy will never take you to his fathers house when marriage
is due.Keep on tattooing and piercing my sisters.Think about your
future. A word is enough for the wise.


Promise Chinaemerem Nwankwo

Cc; Lalasticlala