Martin0:



my friend my friend

My ice cream

Daeylar:


Ofcourse my sister in the lord, a bible believing, holy ghost, spirit filled church.

Please invite people for sunday service oh, she is invited





















"Whispers" You know our goal is one private jet and freeze is trying to spoil market for us
We have to hurry before we won't see anybody that will give tithes and offerings again
Apart from jet, do you have any other goals?

Don't mind that stupid freeze. I mean I also want to buy a mansion, Ferrari, Iphone X, Gucci stuffs, channel products, bra and pants has to be from Victoria Secrets..I still have so many goals to achieve

The End is near, PAY YOUR TITHES !!!

Daeylar:

My post on that family thread had this aura??
I'm in shock oh?, how?
Ah!!!

Don't mind me, perhaps I am using my own circumstance I have been through to look at it. Although, it seem quite odd and for the tone that was present in that post....

Actually my conversion wasn't borne out of helplessness,
It was borne out of the fact that 1+1 was no longer giving me 2,
Something was wrong somewhere, things were not adding up anymore,

Scenarios to back the emboldened?

Jesus is this, jesus is that, but we are not seeing any real tangible proof,
At least in the bible there was proof, when people doubted God, he showed them proof of who he is, he spoke, he defended himself.

But radio silence these present days,
Bolded is on point though.

He is back now...and he will soon come out to this world on this very earth. He actually mentioned that is why he has decided to put his footsteps upon the surface of the earth.... He actually says, all these churches have completely failed and he will burn them all for deceiving his people, none will be spared...

I pity most pastors though, they know not what is coming for them....

You don't have to believe me tho....just watch

lovelygurl:


Don't mind that stupid freeze. I mean I also want to but a mansion, Ferrari, Iphone X, Gucci stuffs, channel products, bra and pants has to be from Victoria Secrets..I still have so many goals to achieve

The End is near, PAY YOUR TITHES !!!

This is hilarious...Please, carry on.

Atlantia:

This is hilarious...Please, carry on.

Lool, my sister in the Lord I'm just preaching to my people ooo


In order for them to make heaven, they'll have to pay their tithes. They give it to me and I'll help them give it to God. Paradise is not cheap nau. All those good stuffs for free?

But the thing is traveling up and down is sooo stressful, so I have to take a little bit, you know

May the Lord be with you


Can I hear you say Ameeen! Praiiiiise the Lord!!! Haaaaaalllleeellluuuuyyyyah

Damn, I think I'll really be a good pastor

lovelygurl:


Lool, my sister in the Lord I'm just preaching to my people ooo


In order for them to make heaven, they'll have to pay their tithes. They give it to me and I'll help them give it to God. Paradise is not cheap nau. All those good stuffs for free?

But the thing is traveling up and down is sooo stressful, so I have to take a little bit, you know

May the Lord be with you


Can I hear you say Ameeen! Praiiiiise the Lord!!! Haaaaaalllleeellluuuuyyyyah

Damn, I think I'll really be a good pastor

Damn girl! You're a hoot.
You're good to go sha...The good thing is - you don't need a building..Churches are cropping up everywhere like weeds.
You can begin in your living room.

hopefulLandlord:



Nike: just do it!

Totally!

hopefulLandlord:



Nike: just do it!

Totally!

Atlantia:

Damn girl! You're a hoot.
You're good to go sha...The good thing is - you don't need a building..Churches are cropping up everywhere like weeds.
You can begin in your living room.

Hahaha

Looool

In the living room?

#Dead

Hahaha

hopefulLandlord:




Nike: just do it!

It's difficult for me to deny you something you know? If I do, it's with great effort. I will not be surprised if I spill it out in bits within my comments but I will see if I can eventually create a thread for it.

Ranchhoddas:
Totally!

Daeylar:


My ice cream

Oh the weather is cold nau,abi u wan make oyi enter your body

lovelygurl:



Hahaha

Looool

In the living room?

#Dead

Hahaha

I'm actually very serious...Come to Lagos and you'll see orishirishi.

Atlantia:

I'm actually very serious...Come to Lagos and you'll see orishirishi.

What?

Never heard of that before

That's crazy! And people will actually go there

lovelygurl:


What?

Never heard of that before

That's crazy! And people will actually go there

Of course they would... "Where two or three are gathered..." You know the rest.

It's very admirable, the power of belief.

In time, they'll get a parcel of land and begin building. I've seen it happen more than once.
Lotsa churches begin that way.

Now you can start-up too.

Is it my imagination or are we witnessing a sharp rise in the number of godless women on Nairaland?

lovelygurl:



Hahaha

Looool

In the living room?

#Dead

Hahaha

A lot of the mega churches in Nigeria today started from the rooms of their founders.

Most of them I reckon.

Martin0:


Oh the weather is cold nau,abi u wan make oyi enter your body

Lol,

Ice cream

Daeylar:

Lol,
Ice cream

Ok oya take eee

Daeylar:

Lol,
Ice cream

Usogwu uwa

Blackfyre:


Don't mind me, perhaps I am using my own circumstance I have been through to look at it. Although, it seem quite odd and for the tone that was present in that post....

That's shocking oh, lol, I know it will seem odd, because we are so family centered, still shocked.

Scenarios to back the emboldened?

The next paragraph there gave the answer,

He is back now...and he will soon come out to this world on this very earth. He actually mentioned that is why he has decided to put his footsteps upon the surface of the earth.... He actually says, all these churches have completely failed and he will burn them all for deceiving his people, none will be spared...

Where did he said all these abeg? I didn't see anyone?

[/quote]I pity most pastors though, they know not what is coming for them....

You don't have to believe me tho....just watch

It's nice to know you already know that I don't believe

Martin0:



Ok oya take eee

Yay


Lol,

Daeylar:

Yay
Lol,

Nor mess! Here ooo

lovelygurl:


Lool, my sister in the Lord I'm just preaching to my people ooo


In order for them to make heaven, they'll have to pay their tithes. They give it to me and I'll help them give it to God. Paradise is not cheap nau. All those good stuffs for free?

But the thing is traveling up and down is sooo stressful, so I have to take a little bit, you know

May the Lord be with you


Can I hear you say Ameeen! Praiiiiise the Lord!!! Haaaaaalllleeellluuuuyyyyah

Damn, I think I'll really be a good pastor

Perfect this, you know it's almost sunday, this is your message
This is how I want to walk out after counting.

Daeylar:


That's shocking oh, lol, I know it will seem odd, because we are so family centered, still shocked.

I also was putting in mind your signature while thinking this.....

The next paragraph there gave the answer

Okay ma....,

Where did he said all these abeg? I didn't see anyone?

I pity most pastors though, they know not what is coming for them....

You don't have to believe me tho....just watch

It's nice to know you already know that I don't believe

Patience....you will soon see..

Blackfyre:

I also was putting in mind your signature while thinking this.....

Oh all right

Okay ma....,

Okay sir

Patience....you will soon see..

Lol, okay

Good morning

Daeylar:

Oh all right

Okay sir

Lol, okay

Good morning

Good morning to you too

adepeter2027:
For the wisdom of god is foolishness unto man or vice versa - sayeth the bible
1 Corinthians 1:25

what are you trying to say bro