wait make I ask ifa

I smoked my first stick of paper cigarette at 12 in a laterine.

I smoked my first stick of Rothmans cigarette few months after that in a WC toilet.

I smoked my first wrap of weed in a bush around a football field while relieving my GIT.


The truth is, the toilet is the most serene place in a house where real inspiration comes. Most NL like me even prefer to type inside the toilet. Many pastors pray better inside the toilet. I personally like going inside the toilet with my bible to read few psalms while dropping metabolic wastes.

It seems the presence of God is highly concentrated in the toilet because it is a place to be alone with him.

Smoking in the toilet is just simply awesome!

The smell of tobacco mixed with that of poo excites the olfactory nerves. It triggers neurons that give the same level of highness as sniffing methane gas ( abokis in the north can testify) . So if you are too posh to put your nose over a septic tank to get high, your next option is to smoke in the toilet.

"I have seen people..." so your work n to dey enter toilet when people dey shit? Nna mehn. One dey person go shit inside your mouth till you pass out

People smoke in the toilet so that it won't cast the room private uni stuffs

noblealuu:
Because it's sweeting them .

Mouth and nostrils acting as chimneys and anal orifice acting as exhaust pipes at the same time...

Are you for real?

Urban Myth

jibolarazor:
For most addicted smokers, if dem no see smoke, shit no fit come.

This could also be a reason

Stylz69:
The smell of tobacco mixed with that of poo excites the olfactory nerves. It triggers neurons that give the same level of highness as sniffing methane gas ( abokis in the north can testify) . So if you are too posh to put your nose over a septic tank to get high, your next option is to smoke in the toilet.

So excreta also na stimulator?

noblealuu:
Because it's sweeting them .

Mouth and nostrils acting as chimneys and anal orifice acting as exhaust pipes at the same time...

well articulated

Twale

AM TEMPLE"O" by name d owner of d nw song Anambra-dot-com so glad to b hea.

UbanmeUdie:




I smoked my first stick of paper cigarette at 12 in a laterine.

I smoked my first stick of Rothmans cigarette few months after that in a WC toilet.

I smoked my first wrap of weed in a bush around a football field while relieving my GIT.


The truth is, the toilet is the most serene place in a house where real inspiration comes. Most NL like me even prefer to type inside the toilet. Many pastors pray better inside the toilet. I personally like going inside the toilet with my bible to read few psalms while dropping metabolic wastes.

It seems the presence of God is highly concentrated in the toilet because it is a place to be alone with him.

Smoking in the toilet is just simply awesome!

Your case is alarming but I believe there are demons in toilet and can possess an abuser.
Please work from the toilet and be like Zuckerberg. Inspiration!

noblealuu:
Because it's sweeting them .

Mouth and nostrils acting as chimneys and anal orifice acting as exhaust pipes at the same time...

Hahaha

Crazy clown!

Wiziman:
Airforce
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Toks2004
So mean all this names you mentioned are smokers? Mynd55 is waiting for you that side.

Not really but I know airforce1 is as for the mods I know they have seen alot

Because they are insane.

op, i have few questions for u b4 i answer ur Q. do u smoke? have u smoked in da toilet b4? how do ufeel before/after smoking in da toilet?

It makes you stay longer in the toilet...so you can discharge everything

wakaman:

Early morning!

yes oooO

Infajay:
POINT OF DIGRESSION... REPLYING TO COZA

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.

MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend.

IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.

KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money….

YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.

IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world; the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own….

STOP worshiping your pastors!!! Stay focused on Almighty God, the author and finisher of your Faith. And learn to study the word of God

u belong to the orthodox way of worship like me abi? I hate it when pastors and their wives adorn church signposts. @ times i wonder if their members worship them or God. Imagine the cost of all these new generation church schools.. God will never allow me exalt a pastor above His name...

Smoking in the toilet eases the free passage of ayamatanga..

It has this pleasure devil himself can't fathom...

wait, am coming to give u the best answer.

kennypedia:
I don't know if smoking in the toilet is the latest trend but how comfortable is it for the smoker? I've seen people read, sing browse in toilet but this one weak me. Lemme here your views .

Airforce
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Toks2004
And smokers on board rescue me ooo

Are we neighbours?

kennypedia:
I don't know if smoking in the toilet is the latest trend but how comfortable is it for the smoker? I've seen people read, sing browse in toilet but this one weak me. Lemme here your views .

Airforce
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Toks2004
And smokers on board rescue me ooo

You have seen...?

So you mean you even watch people shitting?

Such a sick & dysfunctional mind you've got there, or don't you think so?

Tufiakwa gi.

kennypedia:
I don't know if smoking in the toilet is the latest trend but how comfortable is it for the smoker? I've seen people read, sing browse in toilet but this one weak me. Lemme here your views .

Airforce
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Toks2004
And smokers on board rescue me ooo

@op the toilet is a magical abode, thats where you think the most and not just think , you deduce the solutions to your life drama . As a smoker the nicotine in cigarettes calms th nerves down. Now imagine a perfectly calmed nerve and a working brain together. Bros no be here ooo. And FYI the toilet is where a man gets peace mostly if you are married to a Nigerian woman

Correct answer.

Smokers smoke in the toilet because they know smoking is a dirty shit... so, they'll rather do it in a dirty place.

IMO tho.


beware X!!!! poster above me is a scammer.

jibolarazor:
For most addicted smokers, if dem no see smoke, shit no fit come.

There you have it.

1. It makes the sh.it come more easily
2. It conceals the smell of the sh.it

Bonus: when you have told everyone you are no more a smoker, but the thing just hungry you very badly and you no want make anyone see you, toilet na solution. Who go follow anybody enter toilet except fly?

E dey gv easy access

e get some strong poo way no go gree come out so u need smoke to push am out and the poo nor dey gree flush even if e flush e go block the pipe

It smells better than the smell of their shit