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How manage?

nne, ur head dey dere

Xcelinteriors:
Congratulations baba dudu.
If your wife is not Igbo, my guy you are still single

Xcelinteriors:
Congratulations baba dudu.
If your wife is not Igbo, my guy you are still single.

I take it that this is meant to be a HYPERBOLIC statement, innit? We're to look at the spirit of the statement and not the letter, I hope?

She married his cos of money and wealth..

Once they make small money, they start chasing omo nna wey no know pass money.
His life, his cross.

Just like Tonto, we'll see where it will end

He has upgraded just like the rest of his people that manage to have money.

Once they hit money, the next thing is an Igbo wife.

Who married this guy with a pinky sized diccckk? I still remember his pictures splashed over the net from his rendezvous with an ashangba

Could it be true that the Igbos and the Yorubas didn't have their own KingdomߤԠBecause I really did hear about:
Benin Kingdom
Kanem Bornu Empire
Nupe Kingdom
But Never heard of
Oduduwa Kingdom OR
Obi Kingdom
Can someone tell me the truth behind the wall mirror pls!

Xcelinteriors:
Congratulations baba dudu.
If your wife is not Igbo, my guy you are still single

You wan start your wahala for here shey

esbjaygmailco:


Keep 2 phones- 1 for not to be brought home but kept in the boot of the car downstairs.

Develop the habit of deleting as you read. It will save your life.

Take your wife for mental check up regularly

Save your girlfriends number with your mothers name. It's a major repellent.

Change your password daily.

Never marry a quiet woman. The ones that will scream and slap will never kill you.

Never pretend to be faithful. Let them catch you once in a while. It's training and will prepare them.

Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for and allocate time frame for usage.

Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals In the house. Make sure her mother taste your good before eating.

Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother. That would cut off supply chain for arms.

Date secondary school girls they are not very needy and will not send texts at night

Sleep with your body ensconced in armour and borrow or buy okada helmet to protect the head

Have a sit down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death on the event of her catching you. This is to ensure a painless transition

When choosing a girlfriend go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find. Since it is now a matter of life and death chop better so your death would be justified

Finally, update your will on a daily cos you will surely be caught.

Wise words from The Duke on this matter.

All these stress all for what? Sex? Isn't it easier to be faithful? Is it such a difficult thing for men to do?

seen

Xisnin:


Who would want a prostitute for a wife?
99% of Igbo girls are prostitutes - Nnamdi Kanu

Your Mama was disvirgined by a different man apart from ur popsy ask and see if I am Lieing, Pls should we consider her a Prostitute? Just asking Though!

bokunrawo:
Geez, i thought wande coal was married, I no knw saw hin still b glorified bachelor, guys wey suppose don marry when things they go well for them, dem con dey form low key wedding naw, na hin money dey direct am go lowkey wedding

So we go conclude say na D'banj money direct am go low-key wedding too


Nb: another man's meat is a poison to another

Xisnin:


Who would want a prostitute for a wife?
99% of Igbo girls are prostitutes - Nnamdi Kanu

Just like ur daughters right I get it

lozairio:
Just like ur daughters right I get it

Elin:

Your Mama was disvirgined by a different man apart from ur popsy ask and see if I am Lieing, Pls should we consider her a Prostitute? Just asking Though!

Don't cry too much kids.
I quoted your terrorist leader and he is right.
Go to any state in Nigeria, 99% of the prostitutes
are girls from your side.
They run and own the business.

Igbo people when money is not involved be like: ' I cant marry outside my tribe'.

esbjaygmailco:
God bless your union, remember what happened to that ex-PDP chairman's son,
Kindly go through the under listed amendment

In view of the unfortunate killing of this young man by his wife by stabbing for cheating, i would like to proffer the following advise to my brothers:

Keep 2 phones- 1 for not to be brought home but kept in the boot of the car downstairs.

Develop the habit of deleting as you read. It will save your life.

Take your wife for mental check up regularly

Save your girlfriends number with your mothers name. It's a major repellent.

Change your password daily.

Never marry a quiet woman. The ones that will scream and slap will never kill you.

Never pretend to be faithful. Let them catch you once in a while. It's training and will prepare them.

Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for and allocate time frame for usage.

Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals In the house. Make sure her mother taste your good before eating.

Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother. That would cut off supply chain for arms.

Date secondary school girls they are not very needy and will not send texts at night

Sleep with your body ensconced in armour and borrow or buy okada helmet to protect the head

Have a sit down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death on the event of her catching you. This is to ensure a painless transition

When choosing a girlfriend go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find. Since it is now a matter of life and death chop better so your death would be justified

Finally, update your will on a daily cos you will surely be caught.

Wise words from The Duke on this matter.

Baba,you don finish me here oooo..
Can't stop laughing...Chaiii,NL and funny mad men shaaa..!

Marriage Is For The Matured. A Union Of Two Souls,to Become One Spirit.

Xisnin:




Don't cry too much kids.
I quoted your terrorist leader and he is right.
Go to any state in Nigeria, 99% of the prostitutes
are girls from your side.
They run and own the business.

That is what am saying naa ur daughters go use their toto do census for Nigerian government bastard

popcykaylah:
Congrats wande..wise decision..Not like those turning weddings into carnival and forgets the marriage itself awaits them after the feast..Na the same set of people who come to eat your food will laugh at you..

Preach it bro

tealaw:
Igbo people when money is not involved be like: ' I cant marry outside my tribe'.

Jump off a cliff with your tribalistic self

Xisnin:


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Don't cry too much kids.
I quoted your terrorist leader and he is right.
Go to any state in Nigeria, 99% of the prostitutes
are girls from your side.
They run and own the business.

When I say u only blow grammar, but dnt knw the meaning of what u are Blowing now, U Will start crying.

keepingmum:
Who married this guy with a pinky sized diccckk? I still remember his pictures splashed over the net from his rendezvous with an ashangba

I was wondering when someone will mention! Lol! The prick was really small. I am happy for him.

Congrats black diamond! Just watched the big booty video by mo,hits hehehe see as all of them straight like ibadan pako lol

esbjaygmailco:


Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother. That would cut off supply chain for arms.


Sleep with your body ensconced in armour and borrow or buy okada helmet to protect the head

Have a sit down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death on the event of her catching you. This is to ensure a painless transition

When choosing a girlfriend go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find. Since it is now a matter of life and death chop better so your death would be justified

Finally, update your will on a daily cos you will surely be caught.

Wise words from The Duke on this matter.

Lmao!!! . . . this is the funniest thing i've seen on NL all week

meshach110:
Wow... Finally Don jazzy is left

don jazzy has sold his d**k to d devil can imagine at his age no kid no wife

nairalandfreak:
@NaijaNews


http://thenationonlineng.net/wande-coal-ties-knot-closed-ceremony/

I heard about this on Saturday at Egbe /ikotun that wande coal was somewhere in the area. I'm so happy for him sha. nice one.