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Help!His Joystick Is..... by Ebios(m): 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2017
A friend wants to confront his new gf for a suspicious thing that happened to him in the act....
He met this lady a month and some weeks ago....
Fast forward..
He had it wit her many times on different occasions and was very strong in each of the times...
However on Friday 1st Dec,2017 when he had it wt her wt a cd,he told me that he came but she didnt but she was holding him tightly so she cud cum but since it is nt proper to continue when one has cum inside a cd,he decided to rest,but handling,romancing, etc her.Then after abt 20 minutes when he became "somehow active",he entered her wt no cd they were both enjoyng it until he realised that he was becoming weak.She sensed it also.So he quickly wtdrew from the race and told her that he needed rest...

Since then til now, "it" has been resting.He even watched porn to make it active but no way.

I advised him to wait for some days because it could be stress, etc but he wants to call her to know what she did...
Has any guy felt like this before?
Pls,sex experts on men's body,advise him bfor he feels she is diabolic which l doubt.
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Northernonyenku(m): 2:27pm On Dec 03, 2017
When u r ready to own up u go see a doctor.freind indeed
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by theGigolo: 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2017
Northernonyenku:
When u r ready to own up u go see a doctor.freind indeed
Bros see as u catch the op!

Op game is up #Redhanded.

Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2017
what can I say? sorry oooo
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by yarimo(m): 2:51pm On Dec 03, 2017
Op your own don finish be dat. undecided

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Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 03, 2017
It's always a friend.
Meanwhile, Rip pênis, you died in active service.

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Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by olaleks007(m): 2:53pm On Dec 03, 2017
Ghen ghen

U have spoil ur thing

Now stand up and go to ur Doctor for repair
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by donblazer10(m): 2:57pm On Dec 03, 2017
Lol..try jerking off nah..
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Nobody: 3:01pm On Dec 03, 2017
Lol e don happen
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Demmtek(m): 3:03pm On Dec 03, 2017
E don happen ya eye just open you better go see doctor sharpely
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by habsydiamond(m): 3:05pm On Dec 03, 2017
u don over work Ur dick be that ooo. e needs to go on a year's vacation......go for medical check first, if doc tells u say he no get idea, den go spiritually... May God help u from the problem u put ursef
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Crystolexy: 3:07pm On Dec 03, 2017
Ur mind is playing you guy.. nothing has happened to you.. meanwhile

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Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by MayorofLagos(m): 4:35pm On Dec 03, 2017
Go see ashewo make dem help your matter. They entertain all kind of dead d1cks and resuscitate them to life.

After God, fear the miracle power of woman!
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by crisisexpert321(m): 5:18pm On Dec 03, 2017
Relax oga for some days like 1week and take your mind of it. Advice eat good meal and plenty of water, it will be up on the 7th day. Or see a Doctor. On the 9th day

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Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by jacyhelen(f): 6:31pm On Dec 03, 2017
N-Lders are funny...see Replies.
@op...You are finished!!!
Rip to ur penis.
By Now the lady must have gotten Promotion in her Kingdom!!
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by dabonny(m): 9:19pm On Dec 03, 2017
A minute silent for a joy stick of our brother that gone so soon!!! ...



May its gentle soul rest in perfect peace!!!
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Areomatthew33(m): 9:33pm On Dec 03, 2017
Go nd see ur doctor
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Abbey2sam(m): 10:13pm On Dec 03, 2017
jacyhelen:
N-Lders are funny...see Replies. @op...You are finished!!! Rip to ur penis. By Now the lady must have gotten Promotion in her Kingdom!!
hello
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Ebios(m): 5:36am On Dec 04, 2017
jacyhelen:
N-Lders are funny...see Replies.
@op...You are finished!!!
Rip to ur penis.
By Now the lady must have gotten Promotion in her Kingdom!!
Lol...there is nothing my eyes won't see...
Oh man see comments and quotes....

But wait o...Must u comment when u av nothing important to....?
Well,on behalf of the guy,l bind all the negative comments and render them useless and powerless in Jesus name......Amen
God bless and give solutions to the problems of all those with positive comments in Jesus name.....Amen.
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Ebios(m): 9:45pm On Dec 08, 2017
crisisexpert321:
Relax oga for some days like 1week and take your mind of it. Advice eat good meal and plenty of water, it will be up on the 7th day. Or see a Doctor. On the 9th day
Thanks...
I met him today and asked n he thankd me for advising him wt ur comment,He didnt confront her again...N today,he had it wt her as Oga rose on his own...

Chei....he would av embarrassed himsef,,,
Thanks a million.

He had it wt her
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by theGigolo: 10:19pm On Dec 08, 2017
Ebios:
Thanks...
I met him today and asked n he thankd me for advising him wt ur comment,He didnt confront her again...N today,he had it wt her as Oga rose on his own...

Chei....he would av embarrassed himsef,,,
Thanks a million.

He had it wt her

This here is the topping on a very big ass lie, #he_had_it_with_her.

Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Nobody: 10:34pm On Dec 08, 2017
Ebios:
Thanks...
I met him today and asked n he thankd me for advising him wt ur comment,He didnt confront her again...N today,he had it wt her as Oga rose on his own...

Chei....he would av embarrassed himsef,,,
Thanks a million.

He had it wt her

jx say "THE ADVICE WORKED FOR ME..





wic *him

Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Safiaa(f): 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2017
jamariwolf:
It's always a friend.
Meanwhile, Rip pênis, you died in active service.
@ Ebios if you are ready for the burial service for the preek, please let me know. Preparations will be handled beforehand. Sorry for your loss.
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by dongidz: 11:18pm On Dec 08, 2017
Call or go see her and explain and beg her its definitely spiritual happen to a friend onces and only prayer and some special local recipe helped nothing Doctor's can do.
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Ebios(m): 8:33pm On Dec 12, 2017
crisisexpert321:
Relax oga for some days like 1week and take your mind of it. Advice eat good meal and plenty of water, it will be up on the 7th day. Or see a Doctor. On the 9th day
Wooww My guy,ur great,,,,he said l should still thank u bc he is enjoying with it.
Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:18am On Dec 13, 2017
jamariwolf:
It's always a friend.
Meanwhile, Rip pênis, you died in active service.

Re: Help!His Joystick Is..... by coolh3ad(m): 1:06am On Dec 13, 2017
olaleks007:
Ghen ghen

U have spoil ur thing

Now stand up and go to ur Doctor for repair



Hahahahahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin but Bro you funny ooo

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