Sometime between 3 and 4am on Saturday the 18th of November 2017, Mr Stanley Okeke (Ugbo) delivered the money for Obosi ward to me. At a glance, moving through the wraps, the total figure was Eleven million, two hundred and seventy five thousand naira (11,275,000). I promptly called the ward chairman and informed him that I now had the money and expected him to come to my house in a few hours for disbursements since we had no time.
My ward chairman was at my house around 7am. My personal assistant Afam Obiomwu observed that the physical cash was less than the figure I gave. It was less by 260,000. I tried to reach Ugbo to no avail and sent him a text: “Ugbo. The money u gave me is incomplete. It’s 11,015,000. There is no extra 265,000 here. Pls kindly note as we disburse ONLY the units. Tony Oneweek”. He later replied: “U have to check very well. I gave u all. U counted before us”.
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How do you eat money

TrueSenator:
How do you eat money

You slice it like ukazi leaf, put in a pot of water seasoned with enough spices. Boil for 5 mins if it is a thousand naira note or boil for 30 mins if it is 50/20 naira note just to remove any trace of poverty in it. Viola!!! Your money is ready serve and eat

Gala-B.....you just made me laugh wella

galaciousbabe:

You slice it like ukazi leaf, put in a pot of water seasoned with enough spices. Boil for 5 mins if it is a thousand naira note or boil for 30 mins if it is 50/20 naira note just to remove any trace of poverty in it. Viola!!! Your money is ready serve and eat