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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:14pm On Dec 11, 2017|
" ah! Na my head be dis? my mame tell me before, i nor hear word. She say this dada (dread) wey i carry go land me for problem, i nor listen.. The boy an army shaved his dreads cried.
To be continued....
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by xaviercasmir(m): 3:22pm On Dec 11, 2017|
Bro dis ur update short ooo. We need looooooooooong update. Keep it up
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:48pm On Dec 11, 2017|
xaviercasmir:Bros my battery died and just got back to life.. Thanks for your comment, e give me ginger. I'll update soon.
Bros, do you know some people (readers) are naturally stingy? If you (reader) can be stingy with ordinary comment, i reserve my comment.
Shout out to Meneski, Ikdbabie(First lady) and favch.. I neva thought i cud make it this far.. Imagine, na freestyle(trial) dey my mind wey i take start o, but i don dey get high spirit to go far. #Voltage
Meneski, i remain your fan till 2moro, no forget to mention when that joint start..
Please readers, motivate any writer you come across here or anywhere cos E nor Easy (ask P'square).
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:07pm On Dec 11, 2017|
'Wetin our elders see while dem sit down, small pikin no go fit see am even e stand ontop Mtn mast.' na my version of the parable be that, if you don't like it, go do your own. Lol.
That parable was made cos of the likes of the boy on dreads crying (who say big boys nor dey cry? mtchheeww). I am sure, he would be forming ' i am a big boy' to his mum while she was advicing her then. I didn't feel any iota of pity for him cos na fly wey nor hear word dey follow dead body enta grave? (serves him right).
" where my leg? Where my? Ah! Ah! Dem dey carry my leg dey go, make ona hold dem, make ona nor allow dem carry my leg go.. Abeg o, abeeeeg." one lanky guy who was under the annointing of alchol shouted while crying.
See, i was shocked cos the idiioot that was crying, looking for his leg was actually standing.( if highness nor good for your brain quit). Dem really say some people problem go make you thank God for your condition.
I forgot all my worries at that point, i began thanking God cos i see people problem wey pass my own.
I stil held Mega, and we were trekking down home jejely, when his own highness came on him again, this time with full force.. He jumped from my grip and started running shouting "fire o! fire o! (i started chasing the semi-mad man). This time i was happy chasing him, cos i don see case wey pass him own.
Make ona holl am! Holl am for me! I shouted while running after him. I don't know how it happened, but the spirit of Usain Bolt fell upon Mega, com see the way the boy give us 100 metres gap.
'dog wey wan mad nor dey hear im owner voice again' that was the exact word that can explain the situation at that time..
"Wetin the boy take? Make motor nor go jam am o. I nor sure say this one na ordinary, him village people hand dey inside" one of the chasers said..
To be continued...
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by kebiArts(m): 8:24pm On Dec 11, 2017|
WHIZKIDEFE.....I swear u b WARRI pickin......
na oghara b d capital of gee oh...all d warri boix don run go dere finish
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 8:40pm On Dec 11, 2017|
Lol, this episode gat me laughing hard
Your punishment for going to club when ur instinct told u not too....
Ride on ,dear,ur story is inspirational
Hantonia heemah ftosino come n read,I bet its interesting
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:45pm On Dec 11, 2017|
kebiArts:Baddest! Your head dey dia.. All dem boiz from Bside(Benin), Jesse, Sapele and Abk dey con base for Oghara o. Dat skul don dey turn headqtr of street for dis zone.. Great DESPO! Who nor get mind nor fit stay. I nor dey rake, if you doubt me, go ask drake.. Lol.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by viktohmarkz(m): 9:11pm On Dec 11, 2017|
See tight blood... Were them flow1759 make them come see baddest
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:37pm On Dec 11, 2017|
viktohmarkz:i see you bros.. Flow1759 na big name o, call am wit respect abeg..
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:38pm On Dec 11, 2017|
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:33pm On Dec 11, 2017|
"Oluwa bless me today, cause i nor no tomorrow
As i dey work i dey pray, lord show me love
Oluwa bless me today, cause i don't know tomorrow
As i dey work i dey pray, lord show me love" that was Yung6ix's track 'Blessing' (Gee boy's anthem) booming from the sound system in the parlour(Somalia).
We carried Mega inside, after the marathon race, we catch am last last.. When we caught him, while some people were pouring him water, others were praying( casting out every foundational curse from his life).. Wetin shock me, na wen 1 guy go carry soaked garri and red oil com dat nite.. "oya open him mouth, cover him nose, force the red oil for him mouth" the guy commanded. Na so dem press Mega for groung like Xmas goat, pour enough oil for him mouth.
" oya, e don do. Him eye go clear na na.. Make ona dey monitor this guy o" the man told me and i nodded.
Oga dem, i hail all of ona o, if nor be ona wey join me for the race, only me for nor fit catch dis our new Usain Bolt o, i said and they all laughed..
Before then i don put Mega phone for my pocket o, i nor one hear story that touch. To loose guard na sin o cos dem go use you shine..
One guy assisted me, and we carried Mega home..
"Wetin do my boy? Who do my boy dis tin? Ehn.. Talk to me, wetin dey sup?" Mega's Chairman asked worried.
To be continued.....
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 10:36pm On Dec 11, 2017|
Wao i'm flattered. Bros u dey make my head swell o. See the big title wey u carry dash me (first lady kwa). I am really enjoying ur story. Ride on bros
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 10:41pm On Dec 11, 2017|
WHIZKIDEFE:my guy no mind them oh. keep on writing I dey ur�
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:49pm On Dec 11, 2017|
meneski:i believe you bros. This ministry(story) go continue to move till e reach the permanent site(front page).
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by ftosino(m): 10:52pm On Dec 11, 2017|
favch:thanks gonna read it
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 10:54pm On Dec 11, 2017|
WHIZKIDEFE:lalasticlala our father were you dey?
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:56pm On Dec 11, 2017|
Ikdbabie:in Theweekend's voice.. Girl you eaarrrrnnnedd it. I nor fit sideline you. Nor be wash. Na you be the 1st female to comment(1st Lady). Good night, sleep like a baby.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 11:24pm On Dec 11, 2017|
WHIZKIDEFE:. Alright you too. Do have a wonderful night rest.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 8:47am On Dec 12, 2017|
We have arrived
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:22am On Dec 12, 2017|
Bros nor ask me any question now, i dey para dis nite. I go give you update for morning, just allow me relax my head 1st. I replied Mega's boss angrily.
"oshare, you dey mad? Na my chairman you dey shout for like dat? Wetin dey worry you?" Joe asked me.
Your father! Your real papa! Inshort, make thunder fire you and your useless mouth there. You dey crase for head! Iddioott! Me and your oga dey yan, you fool dey put mouth. Ogun kill you there! I fired back at Joe. (i no get joy dat moment cos boiz are not smiling)
You reason am na, why somebody go just com dey ask me Jamb questions dat kind early mor-mor after all the troubles ehn?
My intention was to drop Mega inside and relax my head till i sleep off but the guy(Mega's boss) many many question dat moment just make me vex (para mood activated).
"Broda talk to me, e too early to dey para, bring your mind down, your blood too hot. Talk to me, wetin happen? You even know say we find ona 2 for Legit tire before we come house. I com even dey think say ona don reach house dey wait for us, but wen i com here see say ona neva reach house, my mind neva reach ground since." Mega's boss replied me calmly.
Words and attitude have a way of either making a matter get better or get worse.
The way the guy replied me calmly disabled my para mode(my conscience con dey judge me). My regard for him increased right there cos i was prepared for the worst when his questions pissed me off and that was why i replied him harshly (make anything wey one happen, happen).
I sat down on the on Mega's bed (Mega don sleep go like fool) thinking of how to reply his boss. I don eff up (the way i replied him), so i gats swallow my pride and settle scores with his boss right there.
Bros abeg show make we get line(reason) for outside first. I excused his boss and we went outside.
Immediately we got outside i said, Bigman, nor vex for the way i take reply you o, truth of the mata be say, we don enta many problem dis nite and e make my head dey hot..
Secondly i dey vex say all of go flex, as e burst, ona just discharge leave me and Mega. I dey think say ona go hang around for outside wait for us, but we nor see any sign of ona for outside, dat one join the reason why i para like dat.
But wen you take yan say ona find us for inside before ona com house, e con make me realise say i for no wan you like dat.
Bros, no vex o, i like the way you take reason for inside, na man you be.. I nor know wetin for happen awish we change am for each other inside. I told Mega's boss and he smiled.
" correct guy!" he hailed me and we shook hands.
Boys life too sweet o! We no dey beef for long, unlike some girls that can beef themselves till the end of time.
If i nor be boy before ehn, i for vex for myself ( hey young lady, don't look at me like that, na joke i dey). Lol.
One unique thing about boys is that we settle our differences quickly, sometimes with exchange of some of blows (normal life).
"omo, i nor go lie you. Wetin i plan to do you for morning before ehn, you for no believe. I just lock-up cos i nor wan make people gather here dis nite. But as we don reason man-man so, i don forget. I understand why you vex sha, if na me sef, i for stil vex. But incase of next time, make your blood nor dey hot anyhow.
No matter sha, we don settle scores like the guy men wey we be. I stil like the way you carry me com outside com clear me my fvck up. Nothing spoil! as we don get understanding now so, nothing do you my guy" he told me as we shook hands again and went back inside..
If someone does what gets you upset. don't just get angry. Try to now the reason behind their action (their own side of the story).
Imagine the kind beef wey me and Mega boss for get, if nor be say we go settle scores outside that moment.
I don't know the plans he had in mind for me prior to our settlement o, but i nor reason am cos 'wen e burst, people go delete' (don't look at me like that) na Erigga talk am o. Lol
Please (na beg i dey) Learn to swallow your pride and apologise when you offend someone (e nor go kill you).
To be continued....
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2017|
collinometricx:Only you(we). Ona(bros) welcome o.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:11am On Dec 12, 2017|
Dear reader(you), yes you! Have you smiled today? If no, what are you waiting for?
Do you know someone is somewhere wishing to be like you? (i guess you don't know) and you are there frowning (maka why?).
You think say na your problem big pass?( your problem dey trek for where some people own dey).
In Simi's voice.. smile for me, even you sad o.
Please, don't stop smiling cos its very healthy for your body and soul.
Thanks for smiling in advance.. *smiles..
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 10:54am On Dec 12, 2017|
WHIZKIDEFE :Der missed dere flight...
I will b representing them
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:55am On Dec 12, 2017|
"The bigger the bill, the harder you ball
Well I'm throwing mine, cause my money long
The quicker you here, the faster you go
That's why where I come from the only thing we know is...
The bigger the bill, the harder you ball
Well I'm throwing mine, cause my money long
The quicker you here, the faster you go
That's why where I come from the only thing we know is..
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard
Work hard, play hard
Work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work"
Wizkhalifa's 'Work hard, Play hard' was playing when Mega's boss and i entered the house.
All the boys in the house except Mega were up and working(street ti take over!).. The Light rays that emitted from the phones and laptops brightened the dark room. The boys were in group of twos and threes. With an experienced old boy heading each group. The old boys are responsible for teaching the new recruits(novice) how to make calls/chat and other formats..
If you see where these boys for dey hustle ehn, you go pity them. Some of you might say ' if dem use dat time(energy) take plan their life, their future go better'.(dat one na your own o)
These boys are fully comitted to the hustle. They have sacrificed their time and pledged loyalty to the hustle till Confirmation($) comes.
And when the money comes, they spend it lavishly till it finishes and when they get broke again, they repeat the cycle again (double your hustle).
They device formats, strategise and re-strategise methods to achieve one goal, get confirmation($)!(Maye must pay).
I went to Joe's corner and patted his back playfully when i told him, oshare get sense o, nor try wetin you try dat time again o. You get luck say your chairman don beg for you, if not, you for dey Koko(army barrack) dey write your own book of lamentations now..
He smiled and said, "you wan run o, and i go give you race"
Which race? You wey no get leg one follow me run race? I asked him while laughing.
You sabi run race well well naim dem collect your babe from you? Na because of you Davido take say "if you nor get money, hide your face. Joe hide your face, make another man pikiin, run your race" i sang my remixed version of Davido's 'Fia' in reply and they all laughed, they were feeling the boy cos i gave them vitamin Joy..
" dis boy no well o. Make ona com carry am comot from my corner before he make me type rubbish give my woman, abeg " Joe replied me while laughing and attempted to hit me but i dodged.
"hwfa bigboy, you dey worry o. Why you nor dey hustle na? Bring your phone com dey with me, make i teach you work, you fit pick your Z-E-X(car) or Benz next week" a boy(Nico) told me. I laughed and told him that my private jets are on their way coming..
Day break, every Burst!! (Voltage) na Somalia be dis o! Home of confirmation($)! Dollar$ and MTCNs go hear word! Oya make ona work o! Work! Work! Work! Press dat lappy, i say make you press that phone with all your body and soul! Make who dey bomb dey bomb! Make who dey chat dey chat! The money must com o! Nor allow sleep chase your client o. High spirit o!" HkBoss motivated his boys with boys with those words (shouting).
Warning: If you dey with dem G-boys like that everyday, your mind go dey.
To be continued....
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:49pm On Dec 12, 2017|
Kayo80, please come read my story and show me some tips(corrections where needed). Your 10 years of writing experience nor be beans o. I hail!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by kayo80(m): 2:11pm On Dec 12, 2017|
. I will check it out when I am free.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2017|
"ID cleft on the beat E'shammal lo lo lo Is
west T... Team respect Team lion oh.
OgbeniI dey go for the riser now oh Paddi my eye
still dey, dey for the paper omo boy yeah yeah
Alaye double your hustle lo oh
Thestreet na the story line oh
no be osho and jax oh
As I dey work I dey pray...
(As maga dey fall) make mugu dey pay...
Adura loke street everyday...
As I dey work I dey pray
As I dey work I dey pray Make my turn come
oh o. (control lo)
Make my turn come oh o...
(Confirmmay) Make my turn come oh o...
(Say I go call rossel UBA) Make my turn come oh
o na na Make my turn come oh
this year this year...
oluwa abeg oh E duh tay when I dey
hustle I dey keep am on a low boy
No put hand for the things wey you nor know boy
Now Welcome to the word of the street,
you're on your own
You say the money we dey spend na blood money
guy go do yourown
eh eh eh (no be small thing oh)
See I dey ball like PATO you fit put me on a RANKING
You no fit see me online if no beBANKING
they say many are called tell me na
who they choose
Na moet we dey pop no be bobo juice
Olofofo them dey talk talk talk
boys be like rihanna we dey work work"
that T-West track (Work and Pray) was playing from the sound system when i woke up. That track na morning and night prayer for dem boiz o. Can i ask you a question? (God dey support G?) cos sometimes e dey confuse me.
Imagine i was in a church one day while the pastor was praying for God to bless the works of our hands.. That moment some boys rushed towards the alter, with their phone raised above their heads.. Na their Amen! Loud pass o. I just fold my arms dey look them dat day.
Piece of Advice: yahoo-yahoo nor be hand work o, a word is enough for who get sense. For those of you that misplaced your sense or never had sense,
oya Receive Sense now! Amen. Lol
All the night workers( nor be Game of Thrones o) were sleeping in different position(Jetli n Jackie chan style) as if they were fighting in their dreams.. " hwfa blood, abeg you see my phone" Mega asked me.
'You nor get sense o, na so dem take dey great elders for your village abi?' I replied his question with my own question (Nigerians i hail!).
" nor vex, good morning sir, please, have you seen my phone today?" he asked me.
' Good morning, son. How was your night?,'I asked him(shey na him sabi speak english pass, i dey game!).
" bros abeg stop dat kine play this morning, i need talk to my woman like dis, abeg if e dey with you, give me" he replied almost shouting.
Mr man, am not sure I'm the one you are talking to. Are you alright? Is your brain paining you? If you can't talk to me with a simple and correct english, gerrarahere! I fired back at him ( shey na him sabi speak english pass.. 2 can play the game).
" oya bros abeg, i beg you well well, i no go try am again. No vex, give me my phone if e dey with you" he pleaded.
'Just go thank God say i wan go class this morning, if not, your dat English speaking spirit for clear comot from your eyes this morning,' I replied him while laughing.
' If you try am again, you go get sense that day,' i said while I brought out his phone from where i kept it and gave it to him.
"Bros, time na after 10 o, 1st period go don finish. Just dey house today na. Make we enta one side later" Mega said.
'Clean your mouth!,'I ordered him, "wetin do am, my mouth stain?" he asked as he cleaned it. No, your mouth no stain, na the rubbish wey you just talk naim i say make you clean from your mouth, nonsense! I replied him.
'Mega, i go call you later or send you one link for Whatsapp later. I told him as i stopped and entered a bike. "which link be that?" he asked me. The link of your video wey i wan upload. Nor worry, you go like am, just that you digrace yourself inside. I just want make the whole world know say anybody can crase under the influence of highness and you be my living evidence. I told him as i asked the bike bike man to take off..
" i go just murder you!" he said while running after the bike.
'If you want make i delete com block me for class before 11am if not, i go upload am, i swear! I told him while he was stil running after us.
Some people needs to be pushed (motivated) before they chase their own dream(don't blame them, family problem is real).
If there is a way you can help someone achieve his/her goal, please do so without hesitation.
To be continued....
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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 4:19pm On Dec 12, 2017|
Brother mi! Tell them. Small small we dey move the thread... Guy if i enter (OGHARA) we go c.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:44pm On Dec 12, 2017|
meneski:Correct guy! You too much o, bros. I don comot there now sha. But we fit stil connect wen the time com.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by kebiArts(m): 5:03pm On Dec 12, 2017|
WHIZKIDEFE. baba I swear u b area....RICH BLOOD don enta area oh...boix dy loyal.....#ENDSARS
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:16pm On Dec 12, 2017|
kebiArts:I hail o bros. Hope you gallant like Nigerian Soldiers.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:28pm On Dec 12, 2017|
This episode is specially dedidicated to Meneski, ikdbabie and favch
The bikeman carried me home, i asked him to wait for me so he could take me to school after i change my clothes. I was done in few minutes, came out and off we went to school..
When i got to my department, i met people standing outside and when i looked inside the hall, i saw Mr Ali the strict lecturer. One of his principle is , "once i step into the hall, no one comes inside and no one steps out" and he take it very serious.
" class rep, where is my attendance list?" he asked, if i don't get the one for each row before the count of 10, chop it. I will consider the whole of that row absent" he said.
" no one, i repeat no one should include the name of anyone who is not in class, if you try to be smart and i get you, consider yourself having extension in my courses" he continued.
" if you are in this hall now, consider yourself lucky cos i will use this attendance list to give marks for my continuous assessment, i will give you 10 marks each" as he said that, those in class shouted happily (e nor easy to get free mark o).
Omo, at the mention of free 10 marks, i started feeling uncomfortable outside o. I cannot come and miss 10 marks like dat na,(check am na, e make sense?).
I called Mega, guy i know say school don tire you before, but if you nor wan fail Mr Ali course ehn, you beta leave anything wey you dey do for there now, make you fly com class now fast, nor say i nor tell you o, you know as the man be o, i told him and ended the call.
Everybody outside were complaining and begging Mr Ali to allow them enter, the man no gree o.
My case is different, because i am redeemed of the lord, and as a convenant child, what affect others, is not permitted to affect me. Congratulation (Winners for life!). I recited in my mind, me wey dey enta church once once, i get Faith by force. Father Lord, please, this 10 marks must not pass me by o. I prayed silently.
Mega came quicker than i expected (who wan fail Mr Ali course, na madness?).
Mega, com me make we go put our name for attendance list, i told him. "my guy, you normal so?" he asked me. Ok, dey ask jamb question for there na, i dey go write my name for attendance so. Dey there dey look, e go clear for your eye. i said and started walking towards our lecture hall.
To be continued....
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