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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:35am On Dec 18, 2017
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Oga boss, waywardpikin. I see you! I greet you specially
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Tenniebae, My fellow Winner, i sight you. Welcome. Our Case will continue to be different in This New Dawn.. (i no be pastor o)
Re: My life at DESPO by cyber5(m): 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2017
Jesu
naso una share 50k+ worth meat
Re: My life at DESPO by Kokolet11: 1:13pm On Dec 18, 2017
grin guy mention me when u update
Re: My life at DESPO by Tenniebae(f): 1:31pm On Dec 18, 2017
Ds story gat me laffing...more updates
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:08pm On Dec 18, 2017
Continuation..
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By the way, Meekest didn't return home that nite, he followed his girlfriend home from Lexuz bar in the guise of see off.(dem stil dey see person off reach im house?) i tire for the boy dat day.
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After i collected my share of the meat, i carried it to Meekest's kitchen. I was exhausted so i couldn't steam the meat, that night. I washed and spread the meats on the sink to prevent them from smelling.
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I had my bath before i layed on the bed, tired. (body no be firewood). I picked my phone and was listening to Ed sheeran's Divide album, before i slept off.
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I woke up around some minutes to 6 in the morning, and headed to the kitchen straight.
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I re-washed the meat, poured them into a pot, added sliced onions, pepper, a pinch of salt, maggi, thyme, curry and maggi, added water before i covered the pot and carried it on the already lit gas ( i be chef o) lol.
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While i left the meat to steam, i sweeped the tiled floor with a brush before i entered the bathroom to have my bath.
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When i got out of the bathroom, the aroma of the meat that was steaming came to welcome me, all the way from the kitchen and i dinn't when i shouted, 'The Lord is good!' and Queen shouted 'Halleluya!' in response, from her room and i laughed.
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I wore my clothes and went to put off the gas in the kitchen, but when i got there, the aroma that came out from the pot was so tempting, and i decided to jump into the temptation with full force.
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I picked some pieces of meat into a plate with the intention of tasting from the meat of my labour. Lol
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After eating the meat, i picked my phone and when i called meekest, it was his girlfriend that answered me, she told me meekest was stil asleep and i hanged up. ( i guessed they kpanshed TDB)
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I got out of the house, closed the door, locked the gate protector with a big padlock and headed to Pointer's room to give him meekest's key.
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I got to Pointer's gate and knocked, he was stil asleep till i woke him up. 'good morning bros, abeg no vex say i wake you o. Abeg take meekest key, if he com make you give am for me. I wan rush go house for Genesis, change clothes before i enta skul' i said while giving him the keys. "ok na" he repelied me while collecting the keys.
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"ona good morning o, today na me and these meat get am o" Gbokodo greeting us while carrying a bowl full of meats toward the uncompleted building.
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'chief butcher! Abeg take am easy o, nobody dey drag d meat with you, do your tin jejely' i cautioned Gbokodo while smiling.
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'we go see later, my oga dem. Make i enta d skul life 1st,' i told while heading out of the lodge.
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I seems the meat gave the girls morale that morning cos their voice could be heard singing loudly. (Power of assorted meat!) lol
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'bike, stop, carry me Genesis, i go rush change my clothes from there, you go carry me go school gate' i told a bikeman that stopped while entering.
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buskie13, brandon180, ikdbabie, cyber5
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To be continued

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Re: My life at DESPO by cyber5(m): 4:05pm On Dec 18, 2017
Forget cow meat; who will buy me goat meat
Re: My life at DESPO by itsandi(m): 6:03pm On Dec 18, 2017
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Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 9:25pm On Dec 18, 2017
[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63388257]Nor worry, your share of meat go reach you, but make you ready for your own share of the problem too o. Lol
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Whc kind meat u dey eat since? Abi na only fish/egg you dey eat all these while?. Lolz Na only fish/egg o, meat don too cost.
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 9:32pm On Dec 18, 2017
Bros dinner time don pass o. Abi we no go eat sleep?
Re: My life at DESPO by meneski(m): 9:54pm On Dec 18, 2017
Abulor! I sight you.

Way to go!
Re: My life at DESPO by Xteljay(f): 10:06pm On Dec 18, 2017
Guy he be lyk say u wan make i beat u, y u go update finish no mention my name, take time o.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:27pm On Dec 18, 2017
Continuation..
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I got to school, and when i entered my department, the hall was rowdy, the lecturer that had first period that morning wasn't around.
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Entreprenuership lecturer who took the theory part later came to occupy us till around 12pm before we were asked to go for practical class in Entreprenuership hall situated down down towards Faculty of Engineering. (me wey don tire)
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I couldn't go for the practical class cos the previous day stress was beginning to have effect on me then. I gave Rose (a friend) my Practical manual to fill and submit for me, there. (its not wat you are thinking o)
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I decided to go meet meekest straight from school. (dem go don scatter the lodge wit food na). With that thought in mind, i hurriedly went outside school gate to get a bike.
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I don't know what happened, but i just felt i should check my wallet for Tfare before i stop a bike, to my uttermost amazement, #5 wey wash no dey inside.
I was about to faint when i recalled i used the money in my wallet to pay for some textbooks in class.
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I felt weak at that point i was contemplating whether to home or continue to meekest's place till one mind remembered me about the fruit(meat) of my labour.
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'wetin you wan go do for house, ehn? You don forget say all the gals and boys for dem meekest lodge wan do food carnival today? You wan loose guard yourself so o,' one mind told me.
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'abeg go your house go relax, na food be your problem? If you dey hungry go Mama's kitchen or Mama Ejiro go eat, then pay via POS or transfer for dem.
Or you go house go arrange indomie and bread make u eat. after all you nor kukuma get Tfare to so staff qtrs now' the other mind adviced me.
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' nor tell me say na so you wan take miss all the kponmo sauce, cow pepper soup(ukodo) and correct banga soup o' the 1st mind countered.
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At that point i was confused, anytime my minds are quarreling, i am always at the receiving end.
I was thinking of which mind suggestion to take when the 1st mind spoke to me agian.
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'nor dull yourself o, you don forget say you be celebrity for dat lodge now? You better go there now before another person replace you o' the 1st said to me, with a loud voice.
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' how i wan take go staff qtrs from here now? I nor get Tfare o' i asked the 1st mind.
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" you go trek na, if you trek from here to staff qtrs you no go die. Nor be you start am and no be you go end am" the 1st mind replied me.
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' ahh, the journey too far o, you want make i collapse for road?' i asked the 1st mind
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' wetin go make you big boy like you collapse? No make me vex for you o.
Na you dey look am say e far, if you start to dey trek now, before you look you don reach staff qtrs na na. The 1st mind gingered me.
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After listening to the 1st mind's last statement, i felt motivated and somehow somehow, the spirit of trekking came upon me as i started walking.
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'sabi boy! You get sense! See ehn, na so the Israelites for bible trek o, dem be ambassasors of trekking those days o.
Dem trek, trek, trek sotey bible com call their trekking 'Israelite journey' my 1st mind kept gingering me as i trekked under the hot sun.
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'no worry, wen you reach dem meekest lodge, d enjoyment wen dey wait you pass d trekking' 1st mind added.
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I trekked to staff qtrs with my shirt soaked (sweat wan finish me), my energy was remaining 2%.
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I was almost close to the lodge when i saw Gbokodo riding his bike towards my direction with full speed, he carried his brother, his brother carried 2 big travelling bags.
He slowed down when he got close to me and said....
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"Oshare, turn back! Turn back! Fire on the mountain!! No go near that lodge o, army and aboki dey chase people for here since o,"
"The aboki say dem go kill anybody wey dem catch o. Dem go uproot the cow horns wey ona bury come outside o,"
"As you dey see me so, my spirit don reach my papa house dey wait for me,"
I dey run go my village 1st, i go com back anytime dem settle the matter,"
" Run! Run! Run go your papa house now, nor say i no tell you o" he told me while he sped off.(omo see gobe!)
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It was at that point the words my dad told me started ringing in my head (i don loose guard!)
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I remembered how my dad woke me up from sleep, and asked me to join him in the parlour, when i got there, i met my dad n mom sitted, he asked me to sit and started giving me some words of wisdom and advice as follow;
" as you are going to school, always be of good behaviour, never do anything that would bring shame to this family,"
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"Be mindful of the people you associate yourself there;beware of bad company,"
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"Never forget your primary aim of going there which is, to study and improve yourself mentally, physically and socially,"
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"The school is a new world out there, don't be carried away,"
Etc,
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I just stood at that spot confused while i asked myself qstns like
What do i do? Where do i go? Who should i call? (it is finished) lol.
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To be continued

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:46pm On Dec 18, 2017
Ikdbabie, dinner is here. So na the egg/fish you dey eat, dey make you fresh like today bread so abi? I don catch you today! Lol
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Xteljay, your blood too hot o, calm down. E neva reach like dat
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Don meneski, i greet you boss
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Tennibae, update is here!
Re: My life at DESPO by YungTemy(m): 10:54pm On Dec 18, 2017
Day break everywhere burst...grin Nice story bruh.
Re: My life at DESPO by waywardpikin(m): 6:30am On Dec 19, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Viewing this topic: wayward pikin(m),
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Oga boss, waywardpikin. I see you! I greet you specially
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Tenniebae, My fellow Winner, i sight you. Welcome. Our Case will continue to be different in This New Dawn.. (i no be pastor o)

Boss man what's good. Nice story you got here. Will take my time and go through it page by page.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:20am On Dec 19, 2017
waywardpikin:


Boss man what's good. Nice story you got here. Will take my time and go through it page by page.
Thank you, baddest!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:27am On Dec 19, 2017
YungTemy:
Day break everywhere burst...grin Nice story bruh.
Thank you, bahd guy! Lol.
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I sight you, mishB. Good morning! Don't just read n go, you must drop your comment o.. *smiles
Re: My life at DESPO by brandon180(m): 7:48am On Dec 19, 2017
Lol, so ur 2nd mind was right after all, kpele.
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 8:04am On Dec 19, 2017
Lolz. Fire on the mountain RUN RUN RUN. Thank god say una no share fr me o
Re: My life at DESPO by RomeoMarvis(m): 8:10am On Dec 19, 2017
E don red! loving the story. update! update!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:26am On Dec 19, 2017
brandon180:
Lol, so ur 2nd mind was right after all, kpele.
i dey tell you! Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:29am On Dec 19, 2017
Ikdbabie:
Lolz. Fire on the mountain RUN RUN RUN. Thank god say una no share fr me o
You must collect o.. Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by RomeoMarvis(m): 11:29am On Dec 19, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
You must collect o.. Lol
guy, update na!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:53am On Dec 19, 2017
RomeoMarvis:
guy, update na!
bros, i go update later, abeg no vex.
Re: My life at DESPO by RomeoMarvis(m): 11:55am On Dec 19, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
bros, i go update later, abeg no vex.
no p. have a nice day!

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Re: My life at DESPO by buskie13(m): 11:56am On Dec 19, 2017
nice one ,next update please
Re: My life at DESPO by rumenase(m): 1:13pm On Dec 19, 2017
buskie13:
lol,whizkidefe ,laugh won kill my enemy, na this kind sharing na we do when we arrange one big python for my school,we chop am for like 7 days ,we use am cook better soup and stew,no dulling, I enjoy ur update, abeg mention me when you update, I no won miss am


one python one week? guy no vex o but Una no Sabi chop
Re: My life at DESPO by buskie13(m): 1:19pm On Dec 19, 2017
rumenase:



one python one week? guy no vex o but Una no Sabi chop
guy,you never big python na make you dey talk like this,wetin we use cook soup and stew with over 40 piece of meat na u won finish for 2 days abi,na only 4 of us chop the meat for my lodge of you nor know
Re: My life at DESPO by rumenase(m): 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2017
buskie13:
guy,you never big python na make you dey talk like this,wetin we use cook soup and stew with over 40 piece of meat na u won finish for 2 days abi,na only 4 of us chop the meat for my lodge of you nor know


next time call me make I send like 2 boys come yu go fear be like say yu never jam gluttons grin
Re: My life at DESPO by itsandi(m): 3:02pm On Dec 19, 2017
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Re: My life at DESPO by Tobitrueman(m): 3:19pm On Dec 19, 2017
itsandi:
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Hahaha, this troll sef

Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:40pm On Dec 19, 2017
Continuation...
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While i stood at that spot thinking about the problem i was involved in, i got a call from a broda of mine. And when i picked the call he said, "hwfa, blackie(meekest) call me just now, he say dey try call you but you number no go, he say make i tell you say make you no go im lodge, say tins cast for thr, he say make you go meet am for im department now'. 'Ok, i dey staff qtrs now, but i go go track am for school now' i replied him.
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'which kine wahala be dis one? I wan com trek go back to dat school again? God, who i offend?' i asked myself. (Frustration fit make person crase o)
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'awish i know, i for listen to my 2nd mind o, see wetin i don myself now, who send me dis one?' i asked myself again before my 1st mind replied me.
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" nor too reason am guy, you neva hear say 'what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger'? Na small challenge, abi you wan think die?," the 1st mind asked while it replied me.
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'sharrap there, na so you take deceive me wen i take trek all the way from school com staff qtrs, see d way i dey sweat like Xmas goat now cos of your foolish advice' i replied the mind.
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" oya dey there na, wen you don complete your book of lamentations finish, make you let me know. Na you first enter problem? Instead of you to dey plan the way forward, na me you dey blame. Army go com pick you for here just now, you go con get sense!' the mind fired back at me.
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*For your information, Staff qtrs is a mini estate built for staffs of the the school, but only few staffs live there. The mini estate serves as a small barrack cos some soldier men lives there too. The whole area was called staff qtrs, dreaded by most students.
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' i saw some reasonable points in what my 1st mind told me, and i decided to restart my 'Israelite journey' back to school (life tire me dat day) lol.
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" hwfa guy, why e be say anytime i ride pass dis road, i go see you dey waka, you no wan enta bike abi, you wan trek die?" a bikeman asked me, laughing as he rode past me. ( i don suffer!).
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'Your fada! Your fada yansh! idiooott! Fooolll! Animal! Thunder fire you there! Mad man! Stupid fool! Ekpa!," i fired back at him angrily. (nor blame me, blame frustration) lol
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After what seems like 10yrs, i got to school, went to meekest's department, met him sitted with some of his friends gisting.
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"wetin do your phone? I dey try call you since but your number no dey go, i even send you text message sef but e nor dey deliver, dats why i call ur senior man make he call you," he said immediately he saw me.
'guy go straight to the point, i nor get body for many talk now, wetin happen?' i asked him with a frowned face (i no get joy dat moment).
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"wen i reach lodge dis morning, i see Gbokodo for outside dey roast some meat, i con go meet d guy, na there he take tell me say ona kill one big cow for inside bush yesterday,"
"Gbokodo just dey happy anyhow,
while he dey roast the meat with firewood, he dey cook banga rice with im gas,"
"i con tell am say make he set keep (reserve) my share for me anytime he cook finish, he say no problem, i con follow am dey small before i go collect my key from pointer,"
"when i enta house, na kitchen i go straight cos i wan arrange small oil rice wen i go eat but wen i reach there, i con suprise see pot of meat for kitchen before wetin Gbokodo tell me about d cow wey ona kill"
"na so i change mind o, i con decide to arrange better Egusi soup with the assorted meat wey dey d pot,"
"as i don cook the food reach half done, na so i start to dey hear noise of people dey shout and run for outside,"
"i con go my window go spy, omo, na there i take see soldeir men and some aboki wey carry bow and arrow dey chase people o,
" the aboki say dem go kill anybody wey dem catch troway, say dem must kill person take replace their cow wey ona kill so,"
" as i dey spy like dis, na im one army man com dey bang my gate, i nor answer o, he bang bang tire but wen nobody ansa am, he con comot,"
"as dem dey go, i hear wen one take say all dem go com back com arrest everybody for our lodge, say na we kill d cow"
"dem go uproot the cow horns com out o, dem leave am for front of our lodge, e dey there now sef,"
" as i wait small, observe say dem don go finish, na once i carry my bag run com school o,"
" as you see me so, na house i dey go so cos i nor want enter army wahala"
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It was when he made the last statement that i noticed he carried a bag in his laps.
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To be continued

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