Only in Nigeria**

Nigerian ladies - the man that wants to marry me must be rich and have a PHD!

Nigerian guys - Ok! Let me go to back to school and make more money

Nigerian guys - I can’t marry a woman who didn’t pass Jamb

Nigerian ladies- What!!! Who does he think he is, so proud, are you God, what a sexist, love is blind, take me as I am or get lost, did I create myself, God will judge you, wicked man, what kind of nonsense talk is that...etc!


I give up!!! God help we Nigerian guys

marylandcakes:

Omotola?

Lol

Chat-Up Lines Nigerian Men use in London


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuEqepwBEcQ

TheHistorian:
Worth watching though their submissions are too hypocritical.

BTW,why do ladies want 'tall guys'?

Crazygod is shaa not tall and he married bibijay123.

cus there is something sexy about dem

TheHistorian:
Worth watching though their submissions are too hypocritical.

BTW,why do ladies want 'tall guys'?

Crazygod is shaa not tall and he married bibijay123.

cus there is something sexy about dem...lol

Tall, smart,rich, hardworking,holy..........They have a better chance getting an elephant with wings

kidman96:
See their mouth...I like tall dark light well BIULDED slim average handsome God fearing rich honest guy that like to travel alot...even the ugly ones want handsome well BIULDED guys and they can't even speak English. The ones that can speak are forming British accent.. what are they bringing into the relationship other than sex? The way I see them they don't even know how to twerk talk less fck...

Pls give them dust make them build their perfect man.




Chai but ... Short guys don suffer... ladies Please I am 5ft 10 hope I am not short...

Ur exactly my height....
Ur not short but of average height
U look tall to some gehs n short to very tall(6'3 n above) gehs!

Rozaytee:
cus there is something sexy about dem...lol

Sexy ke?

TheHistorian:
Worth watching though their submissions are too hypocritical.

BTW,why do ladies want 'tall guys'?

Crazygod is shaa not tall and he married bibijay123.

So that we can look up to them in all ramifications

luminouz:
Sexy ke?

ehn why u come dey strong face are u short

humeeh:
Is physical attributes all there is to your choice of man?
These ladies don't think deep

What ayu doing here by this time?
Oya which one is urs...tall or short?

Rozaytee:
ehn why u come dey strong face are u short

Lmaooooo
Lemme alone now o

luminouz:
Lmaooooo Lemme alone now o

lolzz...i no hold u na

oluwasegun007:
your kind of man....

later you'll say all the guys are not staying,
when your specification plenty pass Bugatti manual...

hahahahaha

ok

Rozaytee:
lolzz...i no hold u na

Lmao
I'm 5'10....u decide if its tall enough for u dear

lol not funny but crazy , remember a good man with vision will have to choose his own choice of woman not a woman will option him

so you have to work on your self before a good man choose you , don't be dream while wailing

seun call my number

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You live long

If na like that I suppose dey collect all the girls with my 6 ft frame.
But sadly

bughead:
apes!


apart from there smelly anus what else can a woman offer


you see them shouting "tall, dark,handsome,funny, God fearing" but them ended up following one useless area boys who have sweet mouth, were by friend zoning the rightful person for in their life.

i rather date a Libya woman than to fall in love with our made in naija baboons


our naija women are worthless miserable piece of sh1t with no definite sense of direction in life.



you want a god fearing man but your private part is as wide as river Niger


you want a handsome man but you are as ugly as sh1t


you want a tall man but you are as short as the earth


GOOD NEWS! THINGS DONT WORK THE WAY YOU PLAN IT!

Bro,
I can feel your pain but take it easy because God is still on the throne. I love my Nigerian babes.

nduprincekc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH4X2eXyBlU



lolzz


ma kinda of man hahahahhaha

Nigerian bloggers are always reacting.

Pheals:
I'm right here reading my bible in Genesis, the scripture is telling me that we were all made from clay, wondering all these girls who like telling guys that "you are not my type",

so were you made from coal ?
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we understand the situation.. u are still not my type if u are...

Funny you

ok

The lady who started speaking at 0.56 secs was the only one who spoke wisely out of the lot

Hahaha chai , I haven't laughed this loud in a long time. See how women dey describe the kin man wey dem want, which dey are entitled to of course; haha chai. Well; dey should note that the way dem dey describe the kin men wey dem want with a long list is the same way a man will describe the kin woman wey dey want and women should not complain and say men are picky if they come out with their own list as well.

What if the guy is tall, handsome, dark and Godfearing and he is not rich?

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They want tall dark fair handsome guys with this their ngbeke accent and English kai....men don suffer. One even said hamsome lol!

I don finish ooo, Me wer short like this

Lol, the average height group or the just-above-short group, to which many or most of us belong, is seen as a disadvantage by our girls, lol. Our sisters don't like that group...LOL. But in all fairness, this seems universal. It's a preference that many ladies have. They may overlook this if it is well made up for in other areas.

Unfortunately, many women, and even we men too, can be shallow. Me sef dey guilty, I won't lie. We base our judgments sometimes on physical attributes. This is mostly driven by a quest to show off what you have got so that people can say wow, you carry eyes go market. Lol. What happens to other much more important traits and characters that have nothing to do with physicality? Dependability is a trait that I find many people do not have. But some will say ' who send',lol. Provided I can show off my guy and people will hail me, who go know say he no dependable.

Haha. Wait till your beauty fades in 10 years and he starts looking elsewhere for a version of you 15 years ago. If I had a daughter or younger sister, one of the most important traits I would ask them to look for in a potential mate, apart of being truly God-fearing and having a genuine source of livelihood, is dependability. With a dependable man, a lot can be achieved. Of course, having a fit guy with all the flat abs, defined chest and generally very fit bicep and tricep, is a plus..But these physical attributes cannot and should not be a deal breaker. Unfortunately, in many instances, it can be.

My very close friend still tries to yab me with this height thing. Anyway sha, confidence is important in all things.

See the way I'm writing this story story as if I don't have some more important to do. haha