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Let's Go To Your Village! by akintom(m): 2:24pm On Dec 16, 2017
Let's go to your village!

The above is the advert, for a mental programming session for Christians. The pastor is gonna be telling them, how their ancestors, were evil and wicked, therefore, the reason for their problems (normal life challenges).

The fraudster is gonna give a word of "knowledge and revelation", about the existence of an old woman, who is the oldest surviving relation, as the witch that has prevented some sisters from getting married. As the reason why some couples are having infertility challenge.

If he planned to sell the dummy for hard currency, the pastor will tell the Christians, of a tree that must be cut down, of a buried charms that must be uprooted, of idol/effigy that must be burnt and a river that houses marine spirits.

But if you ask these Christians, what they go to Israel on pilgrimage to do, they failed to see their journey as tourism to ancestral spots and relics, of the Israelites.

They go to pray at certain wall, pray at tombs, fetch from river Jordan etc. They believe that through these ancient and ancestral objects, they are connecting Yahweh.

How is all these, different from tourists visit to osun osogbo? The olojo festival in ife? The brainwashed Christians can't see the sameness of tourism.

The Israelites have preserved their ancestral spots and objects, so that the gullible Christians can come pay to see them. But the ignorant pastors and bishops of Nigerian strain, will be shouting upandan, about one ancestral force and its imaginary intervention in today's experience.

If you're suffering in the city, 2018 is time to go to your village and farm, rather than believing an ignorant pastor, who lies for financial gain. You can turn that your ancestors shrine, to tourists center, and you will make more money, than living in the city, with the pastors that lives on your hard labour.

Receive sense in FSM name, ra'men

#epihanic

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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by hopefulLandlord: 6:22pm On Dec 16, 2017
This is an interesting read, religion is for control

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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by Daeylar(f): 6:36pm On Dec 16, 2017
This FSM will never fail to make me laugh grin grin grin grin

Nice read.

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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by adepeter2027(m): 7:13pm On Dec 16, 2017
Re-branded juju-ism

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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by hopefulLandlord: 7:44pm On Dec 16, 2017
Daeylar:
This FSM will never fail to make me laugh grin grin grin grin

Nice read.

Our God is God of laughter not sadness, so laughter is expected

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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Dec 16, 2017
kiss grin cheesy
Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by obinna58(m): 4:26am On Dec 17, 2017
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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by yanshDoctor: 7:17am On Dec 17, 2017
in as much as i am not in support of this churches and their doctrine. sometimes i see you guys attacking the churches as satanic agent assigned to fall down the church through propaganda. but the bad news is that you guys are only wasting your time because the churches are going on smoothly and getting bigger despite the attacks.

if you guys can open a church and send the good message instead, that would have been better. but no you guys sit in your one room apartment typing trash disturbing the piece of the internet. keyboard soldiers
Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by akintom(m): 7:58am On Dec 17, 2017
yanshDoctor:
in as much as i am not is support of this churches and their doctrine. sometimes i see your guys attacking the church as satanic agent assigned to fall down the church through propaganda. but the bad news is that your guys are only wasting your time because the churches are going on smoothly and getting bigger.

if you guys can open a church and send the good message instead that would have been better. but no you guys sit in your one room apartment typing trash disturbing the piece of the internet. keyboard worrier.

Kikikikikikiki..... Only few folks have capacity to free their mind, from manipulation of pastors. It's to these few, that the post is sent.
Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by Niflheim(m): 7:13pm On Dec 27, 2017
We have a python shrine in my home town!!! We need to commercialize that place fast!!! Organize a sort of snake fest!!!

Get village ladies to dance with the pythons wrapped around their waists!!!

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Re: Let's Go To Your Village! by Nobody: 11:27pm On Dec 27, 2017
why so much hate?

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