Don't know about you guys but I usually browse with my phone while pooin. Most people read newspapers and stuff. Can't remember the last time I went to poo just doing nothing but concentrating on the poo. So what do you do while pooin?

I don't know the appropriate board for this.

Mobinga:

I don't know the appropriate board for this.

yet you had to share it FUNNY!!!

I love gisting or reading novels, when i'm alone i read novels, when im with my partner, we just talk whilst im doing the thing, when i finish, i usually ask him in Igbo " Is it smelling, do you think i need a spray" and then d dude answers with a nod like a dumb person

I think. . . .and read novels when its too captivating to put down.

Hehe i'm not the only crazy person

@bournvita i sure guess u r joking rite?

And whats there to joke about?

A good newspaper should do for me,starting from the backpage.

i squeeze my face and tighten my muscles. lol.

I read newspapers, meeeennnn,the thing dey sweet o !

smoke weed, then digest it with a stick of Marlboro light

if the pooin is hard, i just dream of the best way to do it without hurting the area, if it is soft pooin, i just daydream, browse NL, catch up with classwork etc

*Hauwa*:

if the pooin is hard, i just dream of the best way to do it without hurting the area, if it is soft pooin, i just daydream, browse NL, catch up with classwork etc

LMAO

bournvita:

I love gisting or reading novels, when i'm alone i read novels, when im with my partner, we just talk whilst im doing the thing, when i finish, i usually ask him in Igbo " Is it smelling, do you think i need a spray" and then d dude answers with a nod like a dumb person

so you guys have two toilet in one bathroom?

Actually when i'm pressed to go i'll jumping up and down looking for a book any book or newspaper to read, or my portable dvd if i was in d middle of a movie. Trust me u wouldn't want to go in when i'm done

I think.
I never stay long enough to read anything meaningful, and i certainly don't remember to take any reading material in.

Sometimes I type on my laptop

funny thread
most i read till i get leg cramps.

hmmmmm

Dis is so funny. So we all end up doing d same things? guess we were wired dat way. Personally, unless am too pressed, i try to take a book iv been reading but its mostly d best time to type text messages to family, friends and loved ones. I dont really like people around me during this period, it kind of stops d flow then lastly, i HATE water around or sprinkled on me during dis action, lol

Lol, this is one hell of a thread.

Na wa oh. Just wondering though. How long do you people use the toilet that you can read novels and even carry a portable DVD player

Fingering!

Outstrip: Na wa oh. Just wondering though. How long do you people use the toilet that you can read novels and even carry a portable DVD player

i wonder o
@dominique, u're right if the shit refused to come out the leg cramp would slap me back to reality,lol

Outstrip:

Na wa oh. Just wondering though. How long do you people use the toilet that you can read novels and even carry a portable DVD player

My dear all poo poo's are not equal
some are wait and take (or is it wait and drop)
others need gravity to reach in and gradually pull it down and for such ,you need to add a chore while you wait patiently
Sometimes sef after we don finish the poo poo, we just sit there and continue watching the movie on the portable dvd player
I don't know about you but poo-ing is very relaxing
I actually enjoy the process
It's almost as peaceful  as meditation
You get in tune with your self,as you answer that call to prayer call of nature

rokiatu:


so you guys have two toilet in one bathroom?

no, he just stands and gist with me,after that the dude go carry spray spray the life of the toilet and disinfect the whole arena

@post
i go in, do the biz and get out. it never lasts more than 30sec so bringing any distraction is pointless.

MRbrownJAY:

@post
i go in, do the biz and get out. it never lasts more than 30sec so bringing any distraction is pointless.

you don't know what you're missing

0hsisi:

you don't know what you're missing

are you saying that there are things that are better enjoyed while on a toilet seat?!

^^ He doesn't know what he is missing