It never rains in Camp Nou


Pirlo has been 34 years old since 2008


Villareal doesn't have an away kit



Every African player is actually 2/3 years older than his official age


Dybala has never scored from inside the box



Ramos has only ever scored headers


Lukaku has been 23 years old for 200 years now


Champions League matches never get postponed.


De Gea never saves penalties.


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-La Liga has no relegation system. It's always the same 20 teams playing every season.


All Barcelona fans seem to be Argentina fans.

-When one of the top 6 loses the Saturday 12pm kickoff, only two of the other 5 will get 3 points that weekend.

Claudio Bravo has never made a save so far during his man city career

Real Madrid have had the same team for the past 5 years, only just waking up.


. All Robben thinks about is cutting in and shooting with his left foot

Every late consolation goal scored is either an absolute worldie or a major defensive error. There's no inbetween.

The best/Star player always comes out last when the players enter the field before a game.

Any player who scores during a match that goes to penalties, misses their penalty in the shootout.


All Argentinian footballers who play in Europe are either attacking midfielders, wingers, or forwards.

players who look at the ground or look sideways before taking penalty kick misses almost always