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I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by kingmeme: 3:32pm On Feb 05, 2018
i almost die on Saturday after I don pledge my membership to atheist on Friday nit on dis thread https://www.nairaland.com/4326422/atheist-nairaland-pls-welcome-me , I had a very terrible accident along lagos/Ibadan express way, when d bus I entered was hit by 2 petrol tanker , have never experience accident in my life b4 , and to make matter worse am not fully conscious at d moment cus am far asleep in the bus (the first time I will sleep when I entered a bus) its just d sound of d hit DAT woke me up (atleast i for dey beg for forgiveness and say my last prayer aswell) I don't even knw wats going on all I just dey see na b say everything dey hit each other glass dey brake, bus dey roll for road, but atleast d concrete was there to stop d car from sommersauting to d canal, devil wan catch me unaware , so for now I will rather be an agnostic Dan being an atheist, If i don die I no go still arrest am afterall.
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by biacan(f): 3:37pm On Feb 05, 2018
Can I see a picture if you don't mind cool

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Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by donnie(m): 3:38pm On Feb 05, 2018
grin

Hehehe... like the one who bragged that he was an atheist until there was a serious turbulence in the aircraft. Atheist shouted Jesus!!! shocked grin grin grin
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by taylor88(m): 3:39pm On Feb 05, 2018
Don't come and cause wahala for us ooo


Better go back
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by Nobody: 3:44pm On Feb 05, 2018
grin
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by Nobody: 3:44pm On Feb 05, 2018
OP, based on your grammar & punctuation, is your skull shape similar to this?

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Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by frank317: 3:54pm On Feb 05, 2018
kingmeme:
i almost die on Saturday after I don pledge my membership to atheist on Friday not on dis thread https://www.nairaland.com/4326422/atheist-nairaland-pls-welcome-me , I had a very terrible accident along lagos/Ibadan express way, when d bus I entered was hit by 2 petrol tanker , have never experience accident in my life b4 , and to make matter worse am not fully conscious at d moment cus am far asleep in the bus (the first I will sleep when I entered a bus) its just d sound of d hit DAT woke me up (atleast i for dey beg for forgiveness and say my last prayer aswell) I don't even knw wats going on all I just dey see na b say everything dey hit each other glass dey brake, bus dey roll for road, but atleast d concrete was there to stop d car from sommersating to d canal, devil wan catch me unaware , so for now I will rather be an antagonist Dan being an atheist, If i don die I no go still arrest am afterall.

I guess u mean agnostic... u better return back to Christianity asap. Even as an agnostic, u are still going to hell when u die
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by Nobody: 3:59pm On Feb 05, 2018
kingmeme:
i almost die on Saturday after I don pledge my membership to atheist on Friday not on dis thread https://www.nairaland.com/4326422/atheist-nairaland-pls-welcome-me , I had a very terrible accident along lagos/Ibadan express way, when d bus I entered was hit by 2 petrol tanker , have never experience accident in my life b4 , and to make matter worse am not fully conscious at d moment cus am far asleep in the bus (the first I will sleep when I entered a bus) its just d sound of d hit DAT woke me up (atleast i for dey beg for forgiveness and say my last prayer aswell) I don't even knw wats going on all I just dey see na b say everything dey hit each other glass dey brake, bus dey roll for road, but atleast d concrete was there to stop d car from sommersating to d canal, devil wan catch me unaware , so for now I will rather be an antagonist Dan being an atheist, If i don die I no go still arrest am afterall.
Thank God for your life..God has given you a second chance, please dont screw it up
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by danvon(m): 4:05pm On Feb 05, 2018
The guy is joking jawe
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by kingmeme: 4:18pm On Feb 05, 2018
biacan:
Can I see a picture if you don't mind cool
go and ask FRSC naa, ogbeni koshi
Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by butterflyl1on: 5:40pm On Feb 05, 2018
kingmeme:
i almost die on Saturday after I don pledge my membership to atheist on Friday nit on dis thread https://www.nairaland.com/4326422/atheist-nairaland-pls-welcome-me , I had a very terrible accident along lagos/Ibadan express way, when d bus I entered was hit by 2 petrol tanker , have never experience accident in my life b4 , and to make matter worse am not fully conscious at d moment cus am far asleep in the bus (the first time I will sleep when I entered a bus) its just d sound of d hit DAT woke me up (atleast i for dey beg for forgiveness and say my last prayer aswell) I don't even knw wats going on all I just dey see na b say everything dey hit each other glass dey brake, bus dey roll for road, but atleast d concrete was there to stop d car from sommersauting to d canal, devil wan catch me unaware , so for now I will rather be an agnostic Dan being an atheist, If i don die I no go still arrest am afterall.

The guy has shifted to agnostic now from atheism proper.

Next now na Fulani herdsmen go almost behead you and you will finally revert to Christianity.

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Re: I Hereby Withdraw My Atheist Membership, Abeg No Vex by omogidi234(m): 8:00pm On Feb 05, 2018
donnie:
grin

Hehehe... like the one who bragged that he was an atheist until there was a serious turbulence in the laircraft. Atheist shouted Jesus!!! shocked grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Please it is late oh. Don't tear my Belle! How can an atheist shout Jesus.

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