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There was nairaland

biacan:
I will only accept flowers when it's been attached with a car key .....but why will a sane man present flowers as gift for Valentine is he stupid the ones I have on snapchat are enough for me biko

Any man that present flowers as a gift for val should be slapped...... release your dogs for him...... broke guys are not entitled to have an erection

Take it easy

Who flowers EPP? Unless you are buying waterleaf and Ugu which I can accept.

Op Biko I can't remember anytime Nigerian girls liked flowers.

If you really feel your girl will like flowers, no problem you can get her flowers just make sure it's not rubber flowers and of course you must add something to the flower before a Nigerian girl can appreciate.

Lefulefu Darlyn what are you giving me for valentine

I got a rose once and I kept it till it wilted the thought always counts and nothing is too small to give

For where all na cash

which gift do you expect this Valentine's season? FLOWER OR IPHONE 7
LIKE FOR IPHONE 7
SHARE FOR FLOWER

For where all na cash or iphone

Y will I?
To cook egusi soup or jollof rice?

guns are the days when our ladies accept flowers as Val gifts, but these days you must take them shopping ,na until then them celebrate Val. how I wish we can just go back to those days.

No

do you have anything that looks like dollar, pounds or 1k naira?? if you have any or all of the mentioned kindly present it to them, shebi you say they are Nigerian gals?? they'll surely collect it

The flower must have been placed on top of i-phone 7

ubunja:
i cant even remember the last time i bought a valentines gift im used to giving dick for valentine. buying a gift?? im not crazy like that.

Is that the only thing you have to offer? D**k?

I can't find one

Kekx:
And what does Valentine's gift signify? if I may ask

I taya oh

Yes na....

Classic posh ladies...

Ladies who are contented with what they have...

Not all are hungry

Nothing like Valentine in my dictionary

Don't Try It Oh
Unless You Want To Be DisGraced
Speaking From Experience

U re on a long tin o.

If you bring flowers, no puna 4 you. You are warned.

Flowerz aint romantic anymore.. This is 2018 .. Get her something that would put smiles on her face. If u don't have what it takes ma nigga, just don't disturb urself about Val..

BiafranBushBoy:
Pls don't try at home

Wow. This your signature made my day. I have been longing to see it.

Hope you are good bro?

biacan:
I will only accept flowers when it's been attached with a car key .....but why will a sane man present flowers as gift for Valentine is he stupid the ones I have on snapchat are enough for me biko

Any man that present flowers as a gift for val should be slapped...... release your dogs for him...... broke guys are not entitled to have an erection

..dont worry you will see rich guys that are entitled to erection that will knack you deep and later use you for ritual#

My babe do accept flower
But the olosho outdia cares for money

https://www.nairaland.com/4331944/50-funny-meme-watford-vs

labake1:
Y will I?
To cook egusi soup or jollof rice?

laba i trust you jare!what wil you use flowers for?..spinach and pumpkin or bitter leaf is more useful.haha ijebu ode lady.

iRepNaija1:
If they're just your female friends, flowers are an acceptable gift. If the person is a significant other, it wouldn't hurt to couple those flowers with a dinner and/or movie.

then fvck!!!

iRepNaija1:
If they're just your female friends, flowers are an acceptable gift. If the person is a significant other, it wouldn't hurt to couple those flowers with a dinner and/or movie.

then fvck!!!

Girls no longer accept flowers as Valentine gift because they are poverty-stricken.

With other things,capital YES

biacan:
I will only accept flowers when it's been attached with a car key .....but why will a sane man present flowers as gift for Valentine is he stupid the ones I have on snapchat are enough for me biko

Any man that present flowers as a gift for val should be slapped...... release your dogs for him...... broke guys are not entitled to have an erection

Flowers to them with loose pussyy and proper gifts to the one with confirm pussyy. Thats my standard.

Yes please. White roses would do.

Should I send my address?